As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scena Quinta.
1770
Enter Siluius and Phebe.
1775Falls not the axe vpon the humbled neck,
¶Then he that dies and liues by bloody drops?
¶
Enter Rosalind, Celia, and Corin.
¶Phe. I would not be thy executioner,
1780I flye thee, for I would not iniure thee:
¶Thou tellst me there is murder in mine eye,
¶'Tis pretty sure, and very probable,
¶Who shut their coward gates on atomyes,
1785Should be called tyrants, butchers, murtherers.
¶Now I doe frowne on thee with all my heart,
¶And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee:
¶Now counterfeit to swound, why now fall downe,
1790Lye not, to say mine eyes are murtherers:
¶Now shew the wound mine eye hath made in thee,
¶Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remaines
1795Thy palme some moment keepes: but now mine eyes
¶Which I haue darted at thee, hurt thee not,
¶Nor I am sure there is no force in eyes
¶That can doe hurt.
¶Sil. O deere Phebe,
1800If euer (as that euer may be neere)
¶That Loues keene arrows make.
¶Phe. But till that time
1805Come not thou neere me: and when that time comes,
¶Afflict me with thy mockes, pitty me not,
¶As till that time I shall not pitty thee.
¶Ros. And why I pray you? who might be your mother
¶That you insult, exult, and all at once
1810Ouer the wretched? what though you hau no beauty
¶As by my faith, I see no more in you
¶Then without Candle may goe darke to bed:
¶Why what meanes this? why do you looke on me?
1815I see no more in you then in the ordinary
¶Of Natures sale-worke? 'ods my little life,
¶I thinke she meanes to tangle my eies too:
¶'Tis not your inkie browes, your blacke silke haire,
1820Your bugle eye-balls, nor your cheeke of creame
¶You foolish Shepheard, wherefore do you follow her
¶Like foggy South, puffing with winde and raine,
¶You are a thousand times a properer man
¶That makes the world full of ill-fauourd children:
¶Then any of her lineaments can show her:
¶And thanke heauen, fasting, for a good mans loue;
¶For I must tell you friendly in your eare,
¶Sell when you can, you are not for all markets:
¶Cry the man mercy, loue him, take his offer,
¶Phe. Sweet youth, I pray you chide a yere together,
¶I had rather here you chide, then this man wooe.
¶Her with bitter words: why looke you so vpon me?
¶Phe. For no ill will I beare you.
¶Ros. I pray you do not fall in loue with mee,
1845For I am falser then vowes made in wine:
¶'Tis at the tufft of Oliues, here hard by:
1850And be not proud, though all the world could see,
¶Come, to our flocke,
Exit.
1855Sil. Sweet Phebe.
¶Sil. Sweet Phebe pitty me.
1860If you doe sorrow at my griefe in loue,
¶By giuing loue your sorrow, and my griefe
¶Were both extermin'd.
¶Sil. I would haue you.
¶Siluius; the time was, that I hated thee;
¶And yet it is not, that I beare thee loue,
1870I will endure; and Ile employ thee too:
¶But doe not looke for further recompence
¶And I in such a pouerty of grace,
¶To gleane the broken eares after the man
1880Sil. Not very well, but I haue met him oft,
¶And he hath bought the Cottage and the bounds
¶That the old Carlot once was Master of.
¶Phe. Thinke not I loue him, though I ask for him,
¶'Tis but a peeuish boy, yet he talkes well,
1885But what care I for words? yet words do well
¶It is a pretty youth, not very prettie,
¶But sure hee's proud, and yet his pride becomes him;
¶Hee'll make a proper man: the best thing in him
1890Is his complexion: and faster then his tongue
¶Did make offence, his eye did heale it vp:
¶He is not very tall, yet for his yeeres hee's tall:
1895A little riper, and more lustie red
¶Then that mixt in his cheeke: 'twas iust the difference
¶Betwixt the constant red, and mingled Damaske.
¶There be some women Siluius, had they markt him
¶In parcells as I did, would haue gone neere
1900To fall in loue with him: but for my part
¶I loue him not, nor hate him not: and yet
¶Haue more cause to hate him then to loue him,
¶For what had he to doe to chide at me?
¶He said mine eyes were black, and my haire blacke,
1905And now I am remembred, scorn'd at me:
¶I maruell why I answer'd not againe,
¶But that's all one: omittance is no quittance:
¶Ile write to him a very tanting Letter,
¶And thou shalt beare it, wilt thou Siluius?
1910Sil. Phebe, with all my heart.
¶The matter's in my head, and in my heart,
¶Goe with me Siluius.
Exeunt.
