As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scena Septima.
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Enter Duke Sen. & Lord, like Out-lawes.
¶For I can no where finde him, like a man.
9751.Lord. My Lord, he is but euen now gone hence,
¶Heere was he merry, hearing of a Song.
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Enter Iaques.
¶That your poore friends must woe your companie,
¶What, you looke merrily.
¶A motley Foole (a miserable world:)
¶As I do liue by foode, I met a foole,
¶Who laid him downe, and bask'd him in the Sun,
¶And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good termes,
990In good set termes, and yet a motley foole.
¶Good morrow foole (quoth I:) no Sir, quoth he,
¶Call me not foole, till heauen hath sent me fortune,
¶And then he drew a diall from his poake,
¶And looking on it, with lacke-lustre eye,
995Sayes, very wisely, it is ten a clocke:
¶Thus we may see (quoth he) how the world wagges:
¶'Tis but an houre agoe, since it was nine,
¶And after one houre more, 'twill be eleuen,
¶And so from houre to houre, we ripe, and ripe,
1000And then from houre to houre, we rot, and rot,
¶And thereby hangs a tale. When I did heare
¶The motley Foole, thus morall on the time,
¶My Lungs began to crow like Chanticleere,
¶An houre by his diall. Oh noble foole,
¶A worthy foole: Motley's the onely weare.
¶Du.Sen. What foole is this?
¶Iaq. O worthie Foole: One that hath bin a Courtier
1010And sayes, if Ladies be but yong, and faire,
¶They haue the gift to know it: and in his braiue,
¶Which is as drie as the remainder bisket
¶After a voyage: He hath strange places cram'd
¶With obseruation, the which he vents
1015In mangled formes. O that I were a foole,
¶I am ambitious for a motley coat.
¶Prouided that you weed your better iudgements
1020Of all opinion that growes ranke in them,
¶Wiithall, as large a Charter as the winde,
¶And they that are most gauled with my folly,
¶The why is plaine, as way to Parish Church:
¶Hee, that a Foole doth very wisely hit,
1030The Wise-mans folly is anathomiz'd
¶Euen by the squandring glances of the foole.
¶Inuest me in my motley: Giue me leaue
¶To speake my minde, and I will through and through
¶Cleanse the foule bodie of th'infected world,
1035If they will patiently receiue my medicine.
¶Iaq. What, for a Counter, would I do, but good?
¶Iaq. Why who cries out on pride,
1045That can therein taxe any priuate party:
¶Doth it not flow as hugely as the Sea,
¶Till that the wearie verie meanes do ebbe.
¶What woman in the Citie do I name,
¶When that I say the City woman beares
¶Who can come in, and say that I meane her,
1055Thinking that I meane him, but therein suites
¶His folly to the mettle of my speech,
¶There then, how then, what then, let me see wherein
¶My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right,
¶Then he hath wrong'd himselfe: if he be free,
1060why then my taxing like a wild-goose flies
¶Vnclaim'd of any. Man But who come here?
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Enter Orlando.
¶Orl. Forbeare, and eate no more.
¶Iaq. Why I haue eate none yet.
¶Of smooth ciuility: yet am I in-land bred,
¶He dies that touches any of this fruite,
1075Till I, and my affaires are answered.
¶I must dye.
¶Du.Sen. What would you haue?
¶Du.Sen. Sit downe and feed, & welcom to our table
¶I thought that all things had bin sauage heere,
1085And therefore put I on the countenance
¶Of sterne command'ment. But what ere you are
¶Vnder the shade of melancholly boughes,
¶Loose, and neglect the creeping houres of time:
1090If euer you haue look'd on better dayes:
¶If euer beene where bels haue knoll'd to Church:
¶If euer from your eye-lids wip'd a teare,
¶And know what 'tis to pittie, and be pittied:
¶In the which hope, I blush, and hide my Sword.
¶And haue with holy bell bin knowld to Church,
1100Of drops, that sacred pity hath engendred:
¶And take vpon command, what helpe we haue
¶That to your wanting may be ministred.
¶Orl. Then but forbeare your food a little while:
1105Whiles (like a Doe) I go to finde my Fawne,
¶And giue it food. There is an old poore man,
¶Who after me, hath many a weary steppe
¶Opprest with two weake euils, age, and hunger,
1110I will not touch a bit.
¶Duke Sen. Go finde him out.
¶And we will nothing waste till you returne.
1115This wide and vniuersall Theater
¶Presents more wofull Pageants then the Sceane
¶Wherein we play in.
¶And all the men and women, meerely Players;
1120They haue their Exits and their Entrances,
¶And one man in his time playes many parts,
¶Mewling, and puking in the Nurses armes:
¶Then, the whining Schoole-boy with his Satchell
¶Vnwillingly to schoole. And then the Louer,
¶Sighing like Furnace, with a wofull ballad
¶Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the Pard,
1130Ielous in honor, sodaine, and quicke in quarrell,
¶Seeking the bubble Reputation
¶Euen in the Canons mouth: And then, the Iustice
¶In faire round belly, with good Capon lin'd,
¶With eyes seuere, and beard of formall cut,
¶Into the leane and slipper'd Pantaloone,
¶Turning againe toward childish trebble pipes,
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Enter Orlando with Adam.
¶then, and let him feede.
1150Ad. So had you neede,
¶Du.Sen. Welcome, fall too: I wil not trouble you,
¶As yet to question you about your fortunes:
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Song.
1170As you haue whisper'd faithfully you were,
¶Most truly limn'd, and liuing in your face,
¶Be truly welcome hither: I am the Duke
¶That lou'd your Father, the residue of your fortune,
1175Go to my Caue, and tell mee. Good old man,
¶Thou art right welcome, as thy masters is:
¶Support him by the arme: giue me your hand,
¶And let me all your fortunes vnderstand.
Exeunt.
