As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scœna Secunda.
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Enter Rosalind, and Cellia.
175learne mee how to remember any extraordinary plea-
¶sure.
¶waight that I loue thee; if my Vncle thy banished father
¶is to thee.
185to reioyce in yours.
¶Cel. You know my Father hath no childe, but I, nor
¶none is like to haue; and truely when he dies, thou shalt
¶be his heire; for what hee hath taken away from thy fa-
¶ther perforce, I will render thee againe in affection: by
190mine honor I will, and when I breake that oath, let mee
¶be merry.
¶let me see, what thinke you of falling in Loue?
¶nor come off againe.
¶tune from her wheele, that her gifts may henceforth bee
¶bestowed equally.
¶mightily misplaced, and the bountifull blinde woman
¶very illfauouredly.
210tures: Fortune reignes in gifts of the world, not in the
¶lineaments of Nature.
¶
Enter Clowne.
¶Cel. No; when Nature hath made a faire creature,
¶may she not by Fortune fall into the fire? though nature
215hath giuen vs wit to flout at Fortune, hath not Fortune
¶sent in this foole to cut off the argument?
¶Ros. Indeed there is fortune too hard for nature, when
¶fortune makes natures naturall, the cutter off of natures
¶witte.
220Cel. Peraduenture this is not Fortunes work neither,
¶but Natures, who perceiueth our naturall wits too dull
¶the whetstone of the wits. How now Witte, whether
225wander you?
¶Clo. No by mine honor, but I was bid to come for you
¶Ros. Where learned you that oath foole?
¶they were good Pan-cakes, and swore by his Honor the
¶were naught, and the Mustard was good, and yet was
¶not the Knight forsworne.
235Cel. How proue you that in the great heape of your
¶knowledge?
¶and sweare by your beards that I am a knaue.
240Cel. By our beards (if we had them) thou art.
¶Clo. By my knauerie (if I had it) then I were: but if
¶more was this knight swearing by his Honor, for he ne-
¶uer had anie; or if he had, he had sworne it away, before
¶Cel. Prethee, who is't that thou means't?
¶Clo. One that old Fredericke your Father loues.
¶Ros. My Fathers loue is enough to honor him enough;
¶speake no more of him, you'l be whipt for taxation one
250of these daies.
¶wit that fooles haue was silenced, the little foolerie that
¶sieur the Beu.
¶
Enter le Beau.
¶Ros. With his mouth full of newes.
¶Cel. Which he vvill put on vs, as Pigeons feed their
260young.
¶Boon-iour Monsieur le Beu, what's the newes?
¶Cel. Sport: of what colour?
¶swer you?
¶Ros. As wit and fortune will.
¶Clo. Nay, if I keepe not my ranke.
¶Le Beu. You amaze me Ladies: I would haue told
¶to doe, and heere where you are, they are comming to
280performe it.
¶Cel. Well, the beginning that is dead and buried.
¶Cel. I could match this beginning with an old tale.
¶Le Beu. Three proper yong men, of excellent growth
285and presence.
¶Ros. With bils on their neckes: Be it knowne vnto
¶the Dukes Wrastler, which Charles in a moment threw
290him, and broke three of his ribbes, that there is little
¶third: yonder they lie, the poore old man their Father,
¶making such pittiful dole ouer them, that all the behol-
¶ders take his part with weeping.
295Ros. Alas.
¶haue lost?
¶for Ladies.
¶place appointed for the wrastling, and they are ready to
¶performe it.
310and see it.
¶
Flourish. Enter Duke, Lords, Orlando, Charles,
¶and Attendants.
315Ros. Is yonder the man??
¶Le Beu. Euen he, Madam.
¶Du. You wil take little delight in it, I can tell you
¶there is such oddes in the man: In pitie of the challen-
¶bee entreated. Speake to him Ladies, see if you can
325mooue him.
¶for you.
¶Ros. Young man, haue you challeng'd Charles the
¶Wrastler?
¶I come but in as others do, to try with him the strength
335of my youth.
¶your yeares: you haue seene cruell proofe of this mans
¶your selfe with your iudgment, the feare of your aduen-
¶tie, and giue ouer this attempt.
345the wrastling might not go forward.
¶so faire and excellent Ladies anie thing. But let your
¶faire eies, and gentle wishes go with mee to my triall;
350wherein if I bee foil'd, there is but one sham'd that vvas
¶neuer gracious: if kil'd, but one dead that is willing to
¶lament me: the world no iniurie, for in it I haue nothing:
¶onely in the world I fil vp a place, which may bee better
355supplied, when I haue made it emptie.
¶with you.
¶Cel. And mine to eeke out hers.
¶Ros. Fare you well: praie heauen I be deceiu'd in you.
¶desirous to lie with his mother earth?
¶working.
¶from a first.
370haue mockt me before: but come your waies.
¶low by the legge.
Wrastle.
¶Ros. Oh excellent yong man.
375Cel. If I had a thunderbolt in mine eie, I can tell who
¶should downe.
Shout.
¶Duk. No more, no more.
¶breath'd.
¶Duk. Beare him awaie:
¶What is thy name yong man?
385land de Boys.
¶The world esteem'd thy father honourable,
¶But I did finde him still mine enemie:
¶But fare thee well, thou art a gallant youth,
¶I would thou had'st told me of another Father.
¶
Exit Duke.
¶Cel. Were I my Father (Coze) would I do this?
¶To be adopted heire to Fredricke.
¶And all the world was of my Fathers minde,
400Had I before knowne this yong man his sonne,
¶I should haue giuen him teares vnto entreaties,
¶Ere he should thus haue ventur'd.
¶Let vs goe thanke him, and encourage him:
¶Sticks me at heart: Sir, you haue well deseru'd,
¶If you doe keepe your promises in loue;
410Ros. Gentleman,
¶Weare this for me: one out of suites with fortune
¶That could giue more, but that her hand lacks meanes.
¶Shall we goe Coze?
¶Cel. I: fare you well faire Gentleman.
¶Are all throwne downe, and that which here stands vp
¶Ros. He cals vs back: my pride fell with my fortunes,
¶Ile aske him what he would: Did you call Sir?
420Sir, you haue wrastled well, and ouerthrowne
¶More then your enemies.
¶Cel. Will you goe Coze?
¶
Enter Le Beu.
¶O poore Orlando! thou art ouerthrowne
430To leaue this place; Albeit you haue deseru'd
¶High commendation, true applause, and loue;
¶Yet such is now the Dukes condition,
¶The Duke is humorous, what he is indeede
¶Orl. I thanke you Sir; and pray you tell me this,
¶Which of the two was daughter of the Duke,
¶That here was at the Wrastling?
¶Le Beu. Neither his daughter, if we iudge by manners,
440But yet indeede the taller is his daughter,
¶The other is daughter to the banish'd Duke,
¶And here detain'd by her vsurping Vncle
¶To keepe his daughter companie, whose loues
¶Are deerer then the naturall bond of Sisters:
445But I can tell you, that of late this Duke
¶Grounded vpon no other argument,
¶But that the people praise her for her vertues,
¶And pittie her, for her good Fathers sake;
450And on my life his malice 'gainst the Lady
¶Will sodainly breake forth: Sir, fare you well,
¶Hereafter in a better world then this,
¶From tyrant Duke, vnto a tyrant Brother.
¶But heauenly Rosaline.
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