As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scena Septima.
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Enter Duke Sen. & Lord, like Out-lawes.
¶For I can no where finde him, like a man.
9751.Lord. My Lord, he is but euen now gone hence,
¶Heere was he merry, hearing of a Song.
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Enter Iaques.
¶That your poore friends must woe your companie,
¶What, you looke merrily.
¶A motley Foole (a miserable world:)
¶As I do liue by foode, I met a foole,
¶Who laid him downe, and bask'd him in the Sun,
¶And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good termes,
990In good set termes, and yet a motley foole.
¶Good morrow foole (quoth I:) no Sir, quoth he,
¶Call me not foole, till heauen hath sent me fortune,
¶And then he drew a diall from his poake,
¶And looking on it, with lacke-lustre eye,
995Sayes, very wisely, it is ten a clocke:
¶Thus we may see (quoth he) how the world wagges:
¶'Tis but an houre agoe, since it was nine,
¶And after one houre more, 'twill be eleuen,
¶And so from houre to houre, we ripe, and ripe,
1000And then from houre to houre, we rot, and rot,
¶And thereby hangs a tale. When I did heare
¶The motley Foole, thus morall on the time,
¶My Lungs began to crow like Chanticleere,
¶An houre by his diall. Oh noble foole,
¶A worthy foole: Motley's the onely weare.
¶Du.Sen. What foole is this?
¶Iaq. O worthie Foole: One that hath bin a Courtier
1010And sayes, if Ladies be but yong, and faire,
¶They haue the gift to know it: and in his braiue,
¶Which is as drie as the remainder bisket
¶After a voyage: He hath strange places cram'd
¶With obseruation, the which he vents
1015In mangled formes. O that I were a foole,
¶I am ambitious for a motley coat.
¶Prouided that you weed your better iudgements
1020Of all opinion that growes ranke in them,
¶Wiithall, as large a Charter as the winde,
¶And they that are most gauled with my folly,
¶The why is plaine, as way to Parish Church:
¶Hee, that a Foole doth very wisely hit,
1030The Wise-mans folly is anathomiz'd
¶Euen by the squandring glances of the foole.
¶Inuest me in my motley: Giue me leaue
¶To speake my minde, and I will through and through
¶Cleanse the foule bodie of th'infected world,
1035If they will patiently receiue my medicine.
¶Iaq. What, for a Counter, would I do, but good?
¶Iaq. Why who cries out on pride,
1045That can therein taxe any priuate party:
¶Doth it not flow as hugely as the Sea,
¶Till that the wearie verie meanes do ebbe.
¶What woman in the Citie do I name,
¶When that I say the City woman beares
¶Who can come in, and say that I meane her,
1055Thinking that I meane him, but therein suites
¶His folly to the mettle of my speech,
¶There then, how then, what then, let me see wherein
¶My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right,
¶Then he hath wrong'd himselfe: if he be free,
1060why then my taxing like a wild-goose flies
¶Vnclaim'd of any. Man But who come here?
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Enter Orlando.
¶Orl. Forbeare, and eate no more.
¶Iaq. Why I haue eate none yet.
¶Of smooth ciuility: yet am I in-land bred,
¶He dies that touches any of this fruite,
1075Till I, and my affaires are answered.
¶I must dye.
¶Du.Sen. What would you haue?
¶Du.Sen. Sit downe and feed, & welcom to our table
¶I thought that all things had bin sauage heere,
1085And therefore put I on the countenance
¶Of sterne command'ment. But what ere you are
¶Vnder the shade of melancholly boughes,
¶Loose, and neglect the creeping houres of time:
1090If euer you haue look'd on better dayes:
¶If euer beene where bels haue knoll'd to Church:
¶If euer from your eye-lids wip'd a teare,
¶And know what 'tis to pittie, and be pittied:
¶In the which hope, I blush, and hide my Sword.
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Duke
