As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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As you like it.
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¶Ros. Where learned you that oath foole?
¶they were good Pan-cakes, and swore by his Honor the
¶were naught, and the Mustard was good, and yet was
¶not the Knight forsworne.
235Cel. How proue you that in the great heape of your
¶knowledge?
¶and sweare by your beards that I am a knaue.
240Cel. By our beards (if we had them) thou art.
¶Clo. By my knauerie (if I had it) then I were: but if
¶more was this knight swearing by his Honor, for he ne-
¶uer had anie; or if he had, he had sworne it away, before
¶Cel. Prethee, who is't that thou means't?
¶Clo. One that old Fredericke your Father loues.
¶Ros. My Fathers loue is enough to honor him enough;
¶speake no more of him, you'l be whipt for taxation one
250of these daies.
¶wit that fooles haue was silenced, the little foolerie that
¶sieur the Beu.
¶
Enter le Beau.
¶Ros. With his mouth full of newes.
¶Cel. Which he vvill put on vs, as Pigeons feed their
260young.
¶Boon-iour Monsieur le Beu, what's the newes?
¶Cel. Sport: of what colour?
¶swer you?
¶Ros. As wit and fortune will.
¶Clo. Nay, if I keepe not my ranke.
¶Le Beu. You amaze me Ladies: I would haue told
¶to doe, and heere where you are, they are comming to
280performe it.
¶Cel. Well, the beginning that is dead and buried.
¶Cel. I could match this beginning with an old tale.
¶Le Beu. Three proper yong men, of excellent growth
285and presence.
¶Ros. With bils on their neckes: Be it knowne vnto
¶the Dukes Wrastler, which Charles in a moment threw
290him, and broke three of his ribbes, that there is little
¶third: yonder they lie, the poore old man their Father,
¶making such pittiful dole ouer them, that all the behol-
¶ders take his part with weeping.
295Ros. Alas.
¶haue lost?
¶for Ladies.
¶place appointed for the wrastling, and they are ready to
¶performe it.
310and see it.
¶
Flourish. Enter Duke, Lords, Orlando, Charles,
¶and Attendants.
315Ros. Is yonder the man??
¶Le Beu. Euen he, Madam.
¶Du. You wil take little delight in it, I can tell you
¶there is such oddes in the man: In pitie of the challen-
¶bee entreated. Speake to him Ladies, see if you can
325mooue him.
¶for you.
¶Ros. Young man, haue you challeng'd Charles the
¶Wrastler?
¶I come but in as others do, to try with him the strength
335of my youth.
¶your yeares: you haue seene cruell proofe of this mans
¶your selfe with your iudgment, the feare of your aduen-
¶tie, and giue ouer this attempt.
345the wrastling might not go forward.
¶so faire and excellent Ladies anie thing. But let your
¶faire eies, and gentle wishes go with mee to my triall;
350wherein if I bee foil'd, there is but one sham'd that vvas
¶neuer gracious: if kil'd, but one dead that is willing to
¶lament me: the world no iniurie, for in it I haue nothing:
¶onely in the world I fil vp a place, which may bee better
355supplied, when I haue made it emptie.
¶with you.
Cel.
