As You Like It (Folio 1, 1623)
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As you like it.
1605Orlan. Now by the faith of my loue, I will ; Tel me
¶where it is.
¶Wil you go?
1610Orl. With all my heart, good youth.
¶will you go?
Exeunt.
¶
Scœna Tertia.
¶
Enter Clowne, Audrey, & Iaques.
1615Clo. Come apace good Audrey, I wil fetch vp your
¶Goates, Audrey : and how Audrey am I the man yet?
¶Doth my simple feature content you?
¶Aud. Your features, Lord warrant vs: what features?
1620capricious Poet honest Ouid was among the Gothes.
¶a thatch'd house.
¶a mans good wit seconded with the forward childe, vn-
¶koning in a little roome: truly, I would the Gods hadde
¶made thee poeticall.
¶deed and word: is it a true thing?
¶ning, and Louers are giuen to Poetrie: and what they
¶Poeticall?
¶thou didst feigne.
¶Sugar.
¶Iaq. A materiall foole.
¶Aud. Well, I am not faire, and therefore I pray the
¶Gods make me honest.
¶am foule.
¶I wil marrie thee: and to that end, I haue bin with Sir
¶Oliuer Mar-text, the Vicar of the next village, who hath
¶promis'd to meete me in this place of the Forrest, and to
¶couple vs.
¶Aud. Wel, the Gods giue vs ioy.
¶Clo. Amen. A man may if he were of a fearful heart,
¶stagger in this attempt: for heere wee haue no Temple
1660though? Courage. As hornes are odious, they are neces-
¶right: Many a man has good Hornes, and knows no end
¶of them. Well, that is the dowrie of his wife, 'tis none
¶of his owne getting; hornes, euen so poore men alone:
¶Towne is more worthier then a village, so is the fore-
¶head of a married man, more honourable then the bare
¶brow of a Batcheller: and by how much defence is bet-
¶then to want.
¶
Enter Sir Oliuer Mar-text.
¶Heere comes Sir Oliuer: Sir Oliuer Mar-text you are
¶wel met. Will you dispatch vs heere vnder this tree, or
1675shal we go with you to your Chappell?
¶Ol. Is there none heere to giue the woman?
¶Clo. I wil not take her on guift of any man.
¶lawfull.
1680Iaq. Proceed, proceede: Ile giue her.
¶Clo. Good euen good Mr what ye cal't: how do you
¶Sir, you are verie well met: goddild you for your last
¶companie, I am verie glad to see you, euen a toy in hand
¶heere Sir: Nay, pray be couer'd.
1685Iaq. Wil you be married, Motley?
¶Pigeons bill, so wedlocke would be nibling.
¶Iaq. And wil you (being a man of your breeding) be
1690married vnder a bush like a begger? Get you to church,
¶and haue a good Priest that can tel you what marriage is,
¶this fellow wil but ioyne you together, as they ioyne
¶and like greene timber, warpe, warpe.
1695Clo. I am not in the minde, but I were better to bee
¶married of him then of another, for he is not like to mar-
¶rie me wel: and not being wel married, it wil be a good
¶excuse for me heereafter, to leaue my wife.
¶Iaq. Goe thou with mee,
1700And let me counsel thee.
¶Farewel good |MrOliuer: Not
O sweet Oliuer, O braue
¶Oliuer leaue me not behind thee:
But winde away, bee
1705gone I say, I wil not to wedding with thee.
¶all shal flout me out of my calling.
Exeunt
¶
Scœna Quarta.
¶
Enter Rosalind & Celia.
1710Ros. Neuer talke to me, I wil weepe.
¶that teares do not become a man.
1715Therefore weepe.
¶Ros. His very haire
1720Ros. I'faith his haire is of a good colour.
¶Cel. An excellent colour:
¶As the touch of holy bread.
Cel.
