¶Clow. Truely Shepheard, in re
spect of it
selfe, it is a
¶good life; but in re
spect that it is a
shepheards life, it is
1215naught. In re
spect that it is
solitary, I like it verie well:
¶but in re
spect that it is priuate, it is a very vild life. Now
¶in re
spect it is in the fields, it plea
seth mee well: but in
¶re
spect it is not in the Court, it is tedious. As it is a
spare
¶life (looke you) it fits my humor well: but as there is no
1220more plentie in it, it goes much again
st my
stomacke.
¶Has't any Philo
sophie in thee
shepheard
?
¶Cor. No more, but that I know the more one
sickens,
¶the wor
se at ea
se he is: and that hee that wants money,
¶meanes, and content, is without three good frends. That
1225the propertie of raine is to wet, and fire to burne: That
¶pood pa
sture makes fat
sheepe: and that a great cau
se of
¶the night, is lacke of the Sunne: That hee that hath lear-
¶ned no wit by Nature, nor Art, may complaine of good
¶breeding, or comes of a very dull kindred.
1230Clo. Such a one is a naturall Philo
sopher:
¶Was't euer in Court, Shepheard?
¶Clo. Then thou art damn'd.
1235Clo. Truly thou art damn'd, like an ill roa
sted Egge,
¶Cor. For not being at Court? your rea
son.
¶Clo. Why, if thou neuer was't at Court, thou neuer
¶saw'
st good manners: if thou neuer
saw'
st good maners,
1240then thy manners mu
st be wicked, and wickednes is
sin,
¶and
sinne is damnation: Thou art in a parlous
state
shep-
¶Cor. Not a whit
Touchstone, tho
se that are good ma-
¶ners at the Court, are as ridiculous in the Countrey, as
1245the behauiour of the Countrie is mo
st mockeable at the
¶Court. You told me, you
salute not at the Court, but
¶you ki
sse your hands; that courte
sie would be vncleanlie
¶if Courtiers were
shepheards.
¶Clo. In
stance, briefly: come, in
stance.
1250Cor. Why we are
still handling our Ewes, and their
¶Fels you know are grea
sie.
¶Clo. Why do not your Courtiers hands
sweate? and
¶is not the grea
se of a Mutton, as whole
some as the
sweat
¶of a man? Shallow,
shallow: A better in
stance I
say:
¶Cor. Be
sides, our hands are hard.
¶Clo. Your lips wil feele them the
sooner. Shallow a-
¶gen: a more
sounder in
stance, come.
¶Cor. And they are often tarr'd ouer, with the
surgery
1260of our
sheepe: and would you haue vs ki
sse Tarre? The
¶Courtiers hands are perfum'd with Ciuet.
¶Clo. Mo
st
shallow man: Thou wormes meate in re-
¶spect of a good peece of fle
sh indeed: learne of the wi
se
¶and perpend: Ciuet is of a ba
ser birth then Tarre, the
1265verie vncleanly fluxe of a Cat. Mend the in
stance Shep-
¶Cor. You haue too Courtly a wit, for me, Ile re
st.
¶Clo. Wilt thou re
st damn'd? God helpe thee
shallow
¶man: God make inci
sion in thee, thou art raw.
1270Cor. Sir, I am a true Labourer, I earne that I eate: get
¶that I weare; owe no man hate, enuie no mans happi-
¶ne
sse: glad of other mens good content with my harme:
¶and the greate
st of my pride, is to
see my Ewes graze, &
1275Clo. That is another
simple
sinne in you, to bring the
¶Ewes and the Rammes together, and to offer to get your
¶liuing, by the copulation of Cattle, to be bawd to a Bel-
¶weather, and to betray a
shee-Lambe of a tweluemonth
¶to a crooked-pated olde Cuckoldly Ramme, out of all
1280rea
sonable match. If thou bee'
st not damn'd for this, the
¶diuell him
selfe will haue no
shepherds, I cannot
see el
se
¶how thou
should
st
scape.
¶Cor. Heere comes yong
Mr Ganimed, my new Mi
stri
s-
¶Ros.From the east to westerne Inde,
¶_no iewel is like Rosalinde,
¶Hir worth being mounted on the winde,
¶_through all the world beares Rosalinde.
1290All the pictures fairest Linde,
¶_are but blacke to Rosalinde:
¶Let no face bee kept in mind,
¶_but the faire of Rosalinde.
¶Clo. Ile rime you
so, eight yeares together; dinners,
1295and
suppers, and
sleeping hours excepted: it is the right
¶Butter-womens ranke to Market.
¶If a Hart doe lacke a Hinde,
1300_Let him seeke out Rosalinde:
¶If the Cat will after kinde,
¶_so be sure will Rosalinde:
¶Wintred garments must be linde,
¶_so must slender Rosalinde:
1305They that reap must sheafe and binde,
¶_then to cart with Rosalinde.
¶Sweetest nut, hath sowrest rinde,
¶_such a nut is Rosalinde.
¶He that sweetest rose will finde,
1310_must finde Loues pricke,
& Rosalinde.
¶This is the verie fal
se gallop of Ver
ses, why doe you in-
¶fect your
selfe with them?
¶Ros. Peace you dull foole, I found them on a tree.
¶Clo. Truely the tree yeelds bad fruite.
1315Ros. Ile graffe it with you, and then I
shall graffe it
¶with a Medler: then it will be the earlie
st fruit i'th coun-
¶try: for you'l be rotten ere you bee halfe ripe, and that's
¶the right vertue of the Medler.
¶Clo. You haue
said: but whether wi
sely or no, let the
¶Enter Celia with a writing.
¶Ros. Peace, here comes my
si
ster reading,
stand a
side.
¶Cel. Why should this Desert bee,
¶_for it is vnpeopled?
Noe:
1325Tonges Ile hang on euerie tree,
¶_that shall ciuill sayings shoe.
¶Some,
how briefe the Life of man
¶_runs his erring pilgrimage,
¶That the stretching of a span,
1330_buckles in his summe of age.
¶_twixt the soules of friend,
and friend:
¶But vpon the fairest bowes,
¶_or at euerie sentence end;
1335Will I Rosalinda write,
¶_teaching all that reade,
to know
¶The quintessence of euerie sprite,
¶_heauen would in little show.
¶Therefore heauen Nature charg'd,
1340_that one bodie shonld be fill'd
¶With all Graces wide enlarg'd,
¶_nature presently distill'd