A Yorkshire Tragedy (Third Folio, 1664)
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Enter Wife in a riding-sute, with a Serving-man.
¶ Wife. I grant I had, but alas,
¶Mine Uncle could run o're his prodigal life
¶As perfectly, as if his serious eye
¶Had numbred all his follies:
¶Knew of his morgag'd lands, his friends in bonds,
305Himself withered with debt; and in that minute
¶Had I added his usage and unkindness,
¶'Twould have confounded every thought of good:
¶Where now, fathering his riots on his youth,
¶Which time and tame experience will shake off,
¶Are in form uglier then an unshapt Bear.
¶He's ready to prefer him to some Office
¶And place at Court: a good and sure releif
315To all his stooping fortunes, 'twill be a means, I hope,
¶To make new league between us, and redeem
¶His virtues with his lands.
¶ Wife. I doubt not but he will now, prythee leave me,
¶I think I hear him coming.
¶Now there is no need of sale, my Uncle's kind,
¶I hope, if ought, this will content his mind.
¶Here comes my husband.
Enter Husband.
¶ Hus. Now, are you come? where's the money? let's
¶Lands, why then, the money, where is it? poure it
¶down, down with it, down with it; I say pour't on the
335My words shall like you well, I bring you better
¶Comfort then the sale of my Dowry.
¶ Hus. Ha, what's that?
¶ing. My Uncle, glad of your kindness to me and mild use-
340age (for so I made it to him) hath in pitty of your decli-
¶ning fortunes, provided a place for you at Court, of worth
¶and credit; which so much overjoyed me----
¶ Hus. Out on thee, filth, over and over-joyed,
¶When I'me in torment.
spurns her.
345Thou politick whore, subtiller then nine Devils, was
¶me, my state and fortunes:
350hams, my Hat off? I that could never abide to uncover
¶plaints.
¶ Wife. Oh, heaven knowes,
355Of you, and your estate; onely my friends
¶Of every accident before I came.
¶To keep my dowry, or for mine own good,
360Or my poor Childrens (though it suits a mother
¶To shew a naturall care in their reliefs)
¶Yet I'le forget my self to calme your blood,
¶And all I wish, e'ne Clemency affords,
¶
Enter a Servant hastily.
¶What the Devil? how now thy hasty newes?
370 Hus.What, may I not look upon my Dagger?
¶Speak, Villain, or I will execute the point on thee:
¶quick, short.
¶below to speak with you.
¶That long word runs through me.
Exit.
¶Had not this newes stept in between, the point
¶Had offered violence unto my breast.
¶Among my miseries: I may compare
¶For wretched fortunes, with all Wives that are,
¶Nothing will please him, untill all be nothing.
385He calls it slavery to be preferr'd,
¶What shall become of me, and my poor Children?
¶Two here, and one at Nurse, my pretty beggars,
¶The heavy weight of sorrow drawes my lids
