Timon of Athens (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Timon in the woods.
¶Rotten humidity: below thy Sisters Orbe
1605Infect the ayre. Twin'd Brothers of one wombe,
1610But by contempt of Nature.
¶Raise me this Begger, and deny't that Lord,
¶The Senators shall beare contempt Hereditary,
¶The Begger Natiue Honor.
1615The want that makes him leaue: who dares? who dares
¶In puritie of Manhood stand vpright
¶And say, this mans a Flatterer. If one be,
¶So are they all: for euerie grize of Fortune
¶Is smooth'd by that below. The Learned pate
1620Duckes to the Golden Foole. All's obliquie:
¶There's nothing leuell in our cursed Natures
¶But direct villanie. Therefore be abhorr'd,
¶All Feasts, Societies, and Throngs of men.
1625Destruction phang mankinde; Earth yeeld me Rootes,
¶Gold? Yellow, glittering, precious Gold?
¶No Gods, I am no idle Votarist,
1630Roots you cleere Heauens. Thus much of this will make
¶Blacke, white; fowle, faire; wrong, right;
¶Base, Noble; Old, young; Coward, valiant.
¶Ha you Gods! why this? what this, you Gods? why this
1635Plucke stout mens pillowes from below their heads.
¶This yellow Slaue,
¶Make the hoare Leprosie ador'd, place Theeues,
¶And giue them Title, knee, and approbation
1640With Senators on the Bench: This is it
¶That makes the wappen'd Widdow wed againe;
¶Would cast the gorge at. This Embalmes and Spices
¶To'th' Aprill day againe. Come damn'd Earth,
1645Thou common whore of Mankinde, that puttes oddes
¶Among the rout of Nations, I will make thee
¶Do thy right Nature.
March afarre off.
¶Ha? A Drumme? Th'art quicke,
¶But yet Ile bury thee: Thou't go (strong Theefe)
1650When Gowty keepers of thee cannot stand:
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Enter Alcibiades with Drumme and Fife in warlike manner,
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and Phrynia and Timandra.
¶For shewing me againe the eyes of Man.
¶That art thy selfe a Man?
1660For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dogge,
¶That I might loue thee something.
¶Alc. I know thee well:
¶But in thy Fortunes am vnlearn'd, and strange.
¶Tim. I know thee too, and more then that I know thee
1665I not desire to know. Follow thy Drumme,
¶With mans blood paint the ground Gules, Gules:
¶Religious Cannons, ciuill Lawes are cruell,
¶Then what should warre be? This fell whore of thine,
¶Hath in her more destruction then thy Sword,
1670For all her Cherubin looke.
¶Phrin. Thy lips rot off.
¶To thine owne lippes againe.
¶Alc. How came the Noble Timon to this change?
1675Tim. As the Moone do's, by wanting light to giue:
¶But then renew I could not like the Moone,
¶There were no Sunnes to borrow of.
¶Tim. None, but to maintaine my opinion.
1680Alc. What is it Timon?
¶If thou wilt not promise, the Gods plague thee, for thou
¶art a man: if thou do'st performe, confound thee, for
¶thou art a man.
¶Tim. As thine is now, held with a brace of Harlots.
¶Timan. Is this th' Athenian Minion, whom the world
1690Voic'd so regardfully?
¶and the Diet.
¶Are drown'd and lost in his Calamities.
1700I haue but little Gold of late, braue Timon,
¶The want whereof, doth dayly make reuolt
¶In my penurious Band. I haue heard and greeu'd
¶Forgetting thy great deeds, when Neighbour states
1705But for thy Sword and Fortune trod vpon them.
¶Tim. I prythee beate thy Drum, and get thee gone.
¶Alc. I am thy Friend, and pitty thee deere Timon.
¶I had rather be alone.
1710Alc. Why fare thee well:
¶Heere is some Gold for thee.
¶Tim. Keepe it, I cannot eate it.
¶Alc. When I haue laid proud Athens on a heape.
¶And thee after, when thou hast Conquer'd.
¶Alc. Why me, Timon?
¶Tim. That by killing of Villaines
1720Thou was't borne to conquer my Country.
¶Put vp thy Gold. Go on, heeres Gold, go on;
¶Be as a Plannetary plague, when Ioue
1725Pitty not honour'd Age for his white Beard,
¶He is an Vsurer. Strike me the counterfet Matron,
¶It is her habite onely, that is honest,
¶Her selfe's a Bawd. Let not the Virgins cheeke
1730That through the window Barne bore at mens eyes,
¶Are not within the Leafe of pitty writ,
¶But set them down horrible Traitors. Spare not the Babe
¶Thinke it a Bastard, whom the Oracle
1735Hath doubtfully pronounced, the throat shall cut,
¶Put Armour on thine eares, and on thine eyes,
¶Whose proofe, nor yels of Mothers, Maides, nor Babes,
1740Shall pierce a iot. There's Gold to pay thy Souldiers,
¶Confounded be thy selfe. Speake not, be gone.
¶thee.
¶And to make Whores, a Bawd. Hold vp you Sluts
1750Your Aprons mountant; you are not Othable,
¶Th'immortall Gods that heare you. Spare your Oathes:
¶Be strong in Whore, allure him, burne him vp,
¶And be no turne-coats: yet may your paines six months
¶Be quite contrary, And Thatch
1760Your poore thin Roofes with burthens of the dead,
¶(Some that were hang'd) no matter:
¶Weare them, betray with them; Whore still,
¶Paint till a horse may myre vpon your face:
¶A pox of wrinkles.
1765Both. Well, more Gold, what then?
¶Beleeue't that wee'l do any thing for Gold.
¶And marre mens spurring. Cracke the Lawyers voyce,
1770That he may neuer more false Title pleade,
¶Downe with it flat, take the Bridge quite away
1775Of him, that his particular to foresee
¶Smels from the generall weale. Make curl'd pate Ruffians
(bald
¶And let the vnscarr'd Braggerts of the Warre
¶Deriue some paine from you. Plague all,
¶That your Actiuity may defeate and quell
¶Do you damne others, and let this damne you,
¶And ditches graue you all.
¶Timon.
¶uen you earnest.
¶Alc. Strike vp the Drum towardes Athens, farewell
¶Timon: if I thriue well, Ile visit thee againe.
1790Alc. I neuer did thee harme.
¶Tim. Men dayly finde it. Get thee away,
¶And take thy Beagles with thee.
¶Should yet be hungry: Common Mother, thou
1800Whereof thy proud Childe (arrogant man) is puft,
¶Engenders the blacke Toad, and Adder blew,
¶With all th' abhorred Births below Crispe Heauen,
¶Whereon Hyperions quickning fire doth shine:
1805Yeeld him, who all the humane Sonnes do hate,
¶From foorth thy plenteous bosome, one poore roote:
¶Enseare thy Fertile and Conceptious wombe,
¶Let it no more bring out ingratefull man.
¶Goe great with Tygers, Dragons, Wolues, and Beares,
1810Teeme with new Monsters, whom thy vpward face
¶Hath to the Marbled Mansion all aboue
¶Neuer presented. O, a Root, deare thankes:
¶Dry vp thy Marrowes, Vines, and Plough-torne Leas,
¶Whereof ingratefull man with Licourish draughts
¶
Enter Apemantus.
¶More man? Plague, plague.
¶Ape. I was directed hither. Men report,
¶Whom I would imitate. Consumption catch thee.
¶Ape. This is in thee a Nature but infected,
¶A poore vnmanly Melancholly sprung
1825From change of future. Why this Spade? this place?
¶This Slaue-like Habit, and these lookes of Care?
¶Thy Flatterers yet weare Silke, drinke Wine, lye soft,
¶Hugge their diseas'd Perfumes, and haue forgot
¶That euer Timon was. Shame not these Woods,
1830By putting on the cunning of a Carper.
¶Be thou a Flatterer now, and seeke to thriue
¶By that which ha's vndone thee; hindge thy knee,
¶And let his very breath whom thou'lt obserue
1835And call it excellent: thou wast told thus:
¶That the bleake ayre, thy boysterous Chamberlaine
1845That haue out-liu'd the Eagle, page thy heeles
¶Candied with Ice, Cawdle thy Morning taste
¶To cure thy o're-nights surfet? Call the Creatures,
¶To the conflicting Elements expos'd
¶Answer meere Nature: bid them flatter thee.
¶O thou shalt finde.
¶Tim. A Foole of thee: depart.
1855Ape. I loue thee better now, then ere I did.
¶Ape. Why?
¶Ape. To vex thee.
¶Tim. Alwayes a Villaines Office, or a Fooles.
¶Ape. I.
1865Tim. What, a Knaue too?
¶To castigate thy pride, 'twere well: but thou
¶Wert thou not Beggar: willing misery
1870Out-liues: incertaine pompe, is crown'd before:
¶The one is filling still, neuer compleat:
¶Thou art a Slaue, whom Fortunes tender arme
¶With fauour neuer claspt: but bred a Dogge.
1880The sweet degrees that this breefe world affords,
¶In generall Riot, melted downe thy youth
¶In different beds of Lust, and neuer learn'd
1885The Icie precepts of respect, but followed
¶The Sugred game before thee. But my selfe,
¶Who had the world as my Confectionarie,
¶The mouthes, the tongues, the eyes, and hearts of men,
¶At duty more then I could frame employment;
¶Do on the Oake, haue with one Winters brush
¶Fell from their boughes, and left me open, bare,
¶For euery storme that blowes. I to beare this,
¶That neuer knew but better, is some burthen:
1895Thy Nature, did commence in sufferance, Time
¶They neuer flatter'd thee. What hast thou giuen?
¶If thou wilt curse; thy Father (that poore ragge)
¶Poore Rogue, hereditary. Hence, be gone,
¶Thou hadst bene a Knaue and Flatterer.
¶Ape. Art thou proud yet?
1905Tim. I, that I am not thee.
¶Ape. I, that I was no Prodigall.
¶Tim. I, that I am one now.
¶Were all the wealth I haue shut vp in thee,
¶I'ld giue thee leaue to hang it. Get thee gone:
1910That the whole life of Athens were in this,
¶Thus would I eate it.
¶If not, I would it were.
¶Tim. Thee thither in a whirlewind: if thou wilt,
¶Tell them there I haue Gold, looke, so I haue.
¶For heere it sleepes, and do's no hyred harme.
¶Tim. Vnder that's aboue me.
1925Where feed'st thou a-dayes Apemantus?
¶where I eate it.
¶but the extremitie of both ends. When thou wast in thy
¶Gilt, and thy Perfume, they mockt thee for too much
1935spis'd for the contrary. There's a medler for thee, eate it.
¶Tim. On what I hate, I feed not.
¶Tim. I, though it looke like thee.
¶euer know vnthrift, that was beloued after his meanes?
¶thou euer know belou'd?
¶keepe a Dogge.
¶compare to thy Flatterers?
¶pemantus, if it lay in thy power?
1955Ape. I Timon.
¶thee t'attaine to. If thou wert the Lyon, the Fox would
¶beguile thee. if thou wert the Lambe, the Foxe would
1965thou the Vnicorne, pride and wrath would confound
¶pard: wert thou a Leopard, thou wert Germane to the
1970Lion, and the spottes of thy Kindred, were Iurors on thy
¶life. All thy safety were remotion, and thy defence ab-
¶Haue hit vpon it heere.
¶The Commonwealth of Athens, is become
¶out of the Citie.
¶Ape. Yonder comes a Poet and a Painter:
¶The plague of Company light vpon thee:
¶I will feare to catch it, and giue way.
1985When I know not what else to do,
¶Ile see thee againe.
¶Tim. When there is nothing liuing but thee,
¶Thou shalt be welcome.
¶I had rather be a Beggers Dogge,
1990Then Apemantus.
¶Ape. Thou art the Cap
¶Of all the Fooles aliue.
¶Tim. Would thou wert cleane enough
¶To spit vpon.
1995Ape. A plague on thee,
¶Thou art too bad to curse.
¶Tim. All Villaines
¶That do stand by thee, are pure.
¶Tim. If I name thee, Ile beate thee;
¶But I should infect my hands.
¶Ape. I would my tongue
¶Could rot them off.
¶Choller does kill me,
¶Tim. Slaue.
¶Ape. Toad.
¶Tim. Rogue, Rogue, Rogue.
¶Then Timon presently prepare thy graue:
¶Lye where the light Fome of the Sea may beate
¶Thy graue stone dayly, make thine Epitaph,
2020That death in me, at others liues may laugh.
¶O thou sweete King-killer, and deare diuorce
¶Twixt naturall Sunne and fire: thou bright defiler
¶of Himens purest bed, thou valiant Mars,
¶Thou euer, yong, fresh, loued, and delicate wooer,
¶That lyes on Dians lap.
¶Thou visible God,
2030To euerie purpose: O thou touch of hearts,
¶Thinke thy slaue-man rebels, and by thy vertue
¶Set them into confounding oddes, that Beasts
¶May haue the world in Empire.
¶Thou wilt be throng'd too shortly.
¶Tim. Throng'd too?
¶Ape. I.
¶Tim. Thy backe I prythee.
¶Ape. Mo things like men,
¶Eate Timon, and abhorre then.
Exit Apeman.
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Enter the Bandetti.
¶want of Gold, and the falling from of his Friendes, droue
¶him into this Melancholly.
¶2 It is nois'd
¶shall's get it?
¶2 True: for he beares it not about him:
2055'Tis hid.
¶1 Is not this hee?
¶All. Where?
¶3 He? I know him.
2060All. Saue thee Timon.
¶Tim. Now Theeues.
¶All. Soldiers, not Theeues.
¶Tim. Both too, and womens Sonnes.
¶All. We are not Theeues, but men
2065That much do want.
¶Why should you want? Behold, the Earth hath Rootes:
¶Within this Mile breake forth a hundred Springs:
¶The Oakes beare Mast, the Briars Scarlet Heps,
¶That you are Theeues profest: that you worke not
2080Till the high Feauor seeth your blood to froth,
¶Moe then you Rob: Take wealth, and liues together,
2085Like Workemen, Ile example you with Theeuery:
¶The Sunnes a Theefe, and with his great attraction
¶Robbes the vaste Sea. The Moones an arrant Theefe,
2090The Moone into Salt teares. The Earth's a Theefe,
¶From gen'rall excrement: each thing's a Theefe.
¶The Lawes, your curbe and whip, in their rough power
¶Ha's vncheck'd Theft. Loue not your selues, away,
2095Rob one another, there's more Gold, cut throates,
¶All that you meete are Theeues: to Athens go,
¶And Gold confound you howsoere: Amen.
¶swading me to it.
¶vs not to haue vs thriue in our mystery.
¶2 Ile beleeue him as an Enemy,
2105And giue ouer my Trade.
¶miserable, but a man may be true.
Exit Theeues.
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Enter the Steward to Timon.
¶Stew. Oh you Gods!
2110Is yon'd despis'd and ruinous man my Lord?
¶Full of decay and fayling? Oh Monument
¶And wonder of good deeds, euilly bestow'd!
¶What an alteration of Honor has desp'rate want made?
¶What vilder thing vpon the earth, then Friends,
¶How rarely does it meete with this times guise,
¶When man was wisht to loue his Enemies:
¶Grant I may euer loue, and rather woo
¶Tim. Away: what art thou?
¶Stew. Haue you forgot me, Sir?
¶Then, if thou grunt'st, th'art a man.
¶I haue forgot thee.
¶Tim. Then I know thee not:
2130I neuer had honest man about me, I all
¶I kept were Knaues, to serue in meate to Villaines.
¶Neu'r did poore Steward weare a truer greefe
¶For his vndone Lord, then mine eyes for you.
¶Come neerer, then I loue thee
¶Flinty mankinde: whose eyes do neuer giue,
2140Strange times yt weepe with laughing, not with weeping.
¶Stew. I begge of you to know me, good my Lord,
¶To entertaine me as your Steward still.
¶Tim. Had I a Steward
¶It almost turnes my dangerous Nature wilde.
¶Let me behold thy face: Surely, this man
¶Was borne of woman.
2150You perpetuall sober Gods. I do proclaime
¶No more I pray, and hee's a Steward.
¶How faine would I haue hated all mankinde,
2155I fell with Curses.
2160Vpon their first Lords necke. But tell me true,
¶Expecting in returne twenty for one?
¶That which I shew, Heauen knowes, is meerely Loue,
2170Dutie, and Zeale, to your vnmatched minde;
¶Care of your Food and Liuing, and beleeue it,
¶My most Honour'd Lord,
¶For any benefit that points to mee,
¶Either in hope, or present, I'de exchange
2175For this one wish, that you had power and wealth
¶To requite me, by making rich your selfe.
¶Heere take: the Gods out of my miserie
2180But thus condition'd: Thou shalt build from men:
¶Ere thou releeue the Begger. Giue to dogges
2185Debts wither 'em to nothing, be men like blasted woods
¶And so farewell, and thriue.
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