Two Gentlemen of Verona (Folio 1, 1623)
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Actus Tertius, Scena Prima.
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Enter Duke, Thurio, Protheus, Valentine,
¶Launce, Speed.
1070Duke. Sir Thurio, giue vs leaue (I pray) a while,
¶Now tell me Protheus, what's your will with me?
¶The Law of friendship bids me to conceale,
1075But when I call to minde your gracious fauours
¶Done to me (vndeseruing as I am)
¶My dutie pricks me on to vtter that
¶Know (worthy Prince) Sir Valentine my friend
1080This night intends to steale away your daughter:
¶My selfe am one made priuy to the plot.
¶I know you haue determin'd to bestow her
¶On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates,
1085It would be much vexation to your age.
¶Then (by concealing it) heap on your head
¶Which to requite, command me while I liue.
1095And oftentimes haue purpos'd to forbid
¶Sir Valentine her companie, and my Court.
¶But fearing lest my iealous ayme might erre,
1100I gaue him gentle lookes, thereby to finde
¶And that thou maist perceiue my feare of this,
¶I nightly lodge her in an vpper Towre,
1105The key whereof, my selfe haue euer kept:
¶And thence she cannot be conuay'd away.
¶Pro. Know (noble Lord) they haue deuis'd a meane
¶How he her chamber-window will ascend,
¶And with a Corded-ladder fetch her downe:
1110For which, the youthfull Louer now is gone,
¶And this way comes he with it presently.
¶Where (if it please you) you may intercept him.
¶But (good my Lord) doe it so cunningly
¶That my discouery be not aimed at:
1115For, loue of you, not hate vnto my friend,
¶Hath made me publisher of this pretence.
¶That I had any light from thee of this.
¶Pro. Adiew, my Lord, Sir Valentine is comming.
¶That stayes to beare my Letters to my friends,
¶And I am going to deliuer them.
¶Duk. Be they of much import?
¶My health, and happy being at your Court.
¶I am to breake with thee of some affaires
1130'Tis not vnknown to thee, that I haue sought
¶To match my friend Sir Thurio, to my daughter.
¶Were rich and honourable: besides, the gentleman
¶Is full of Vertue, Bounty, Worth, and Qualities
¶Cannot your Grace win her to fancie him?
¶Neither regarding that she is my childe,
1140Nor fearing me, as if I were her father:
¶And may I say to thee, this pride of hers
¶(Vpon aduice) hath drawne my loue from her,
¶And where I thought the remnant of mine age
¶Should haue beene cherish'd by her child-like dutie,
1145I now am full resolu'd to take a wife,
¶And turne her out, to who will take her in:
¶Then let her beauty be her wedding dowre:
¶ Val. What would your Grace haue me to do in this?
1150Duk. There is a Lady in Verona heere
¶Whom I affect: but she is nice, and coy,
¶And naught esteemes my aged eloquence.
¶Now therefore would I haue thee to my Tutor
¶(For long agone I haue forgot to court,
¶To be regarded in her sun-bright eye.
¶Dumbe Iewels often in their silent kinde
1160More then quicke words, doe moue a womans minde.
¶Send her another: neuer giue her ore,
1165If she doe frowne, 'tis not in hate of you,
¶But rather to beget more loue in you.
¶If she doe chide, 'tis not to haue you gone,
¶For why, the fooles are mad, if left alone.
1170For, get you gon, she doth not meane away.
¶Flatter, and praise, commend, extoll their graces:
¶That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man,
¶If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
¶Vnto a youthfull Gentleman of worth,
¶That no man hath recourse to her by night.
¶Val. What letts but one may enter at her window?
¶Duk. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground,
1185Without apparant hazard of his life.
¶Val. Why then a Ladder quaintly made of Cords
¶To cast vp, with a paire of anchoring hookes,
¶So bold Leander would aduenture it.
1190Duk. Now as thou art a Gentleman of blood
¶Duk. This very night; for Loue is like a childe
¶That longs for euery thing that he can come by.
¶Duk But harke thee: I will goe to her alone,
¶Val. It will be light (my Lord) that you may beare it
¶Vnder a cloake, that is of any length.
¶Val. I my good Lord.
¶Ile get me one of such another length.
¶I pray thee let me feele thy cloake vpon me.
¶What Letter is this same? what's here? to Siluia?
¶And heere an Engine fit for my proceeding,
1210
My thoughts do harbour with my Siluia nightly,
¶Oh, could their Master come, and goe as lightly,1215While I (their King) that thither them importune¶I curse my selfe, for they are sent by me,
1220What's here? Siluia, this night I will enfranchise thee.
¶Why Phaeton (for thou art Merops sonne)
¶Wilt thou aspire to guide the heauenly Car?
¶And with thy daring folly burne the world?
¶Goe base Intruder, ouer-weening Slaue,
¶And thinke my patience, (more then thy desert)
¶Is priuiledge for thy departure hence.
1230Thanke me for this, more then for all the fauors
¶Which (all too-much) I haue bestowed on thee.
¶But if thou linger in my Territories
¶Will giue thee time to leaue our royall Court,
1235By heauen, my wrath shall farre exceed the loue
¶I euer bore my daughter, or thy selfe.
¶Be gone, I will not heare thy vaine excuse,
¶ Val. And why not death, rather then liuing torment?
¶What light, is light, if Siluia be not seene?
¶What ioy is ioy, if Siluia be not by?
¶And feed vpon the shadow of perfection.
¶Except I be by Siluia in the night,
¶There is no musicke in the Nightingale.
1250There is no day for me to looke vpon.
¶If I be not by her faire influence
¶I flie not death, to flie his deadly doome,
1255Tarry I heere, I but attend on death,
¶But flie I hence, I flie away from life.
¶Lau. So-hough, Soa hough---
1260Lau. Him we goe to finde,
¶There's not a haire on's head, but t'is a Valentine.
¶Pro. Valentine?
¶Val. No.
¶Pro. Who then? his Spirit?
1265Val. Neither,
¶Pro. What then?
¶Val. Nothing.
1270Lau. Nothing.
¶Pro. Villaine, forbeare.
¶For they are harsh, vn-tuneable, and bad.
¶Val. Is Siluia dead?
¶Pro. No, Valentine.
¶Pro. No, Valentine.
¶What is your newes?
¶From hence, from Siluia, and from me thy friend.
¶Val. Oh, I haue fed vpon this woe already,
1290Doth Siluia know that I am banish'd?
¶A Sea of melting pearle, which some call teares;
1295With them vpon her knees, her humble selfe,
¶As if but now they waxed pale for woe:
¶But neither bended knees, pure hands held vp,
¶But Valentine, if he be tane, must die.
1305With many bitter threats of biding there.
¶Haue some malignant power vpon my life:
¶If so: I pray thee breath it in mine eare,
¶Time is the Nurse, and breeder of all good;
1315Hope is a louers staffe, walke hence with that
¶Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence,
¶Which, being writ to me, shall be deliuer'd
¶Euen in the milke-white bosome of thy Loue.
¶Come, Ile conuey thee through the City-gate.
¶And ere I part with thee, confer at large
¶Of all that may concerne thy Loue-affaires:
1325Regard thy danger, and along with me.
¶Bid him make haste, and meet me at the North-gate.
1330 Launce. I am but a foole, looke you, and yet I haue
¶the wit to thinke my Master is a kinde of a knaue: but
¶that's all one, if he be but one knaue: He liues not now
¶that knowes me to be in loue, yet I am in loue, but a
1335'tis I loue: and yet 'tis a woman; but what woman, I
¶will not tell my selfe: and yet 'tis a Milke-maid: yet 'tis
¶hath more qualities then a Water-Spaniell, which is
1340much in a bare Christian: Heere is the Cate-log of her
¶Condition. Inprimis. Shee can fetch and carry: why
¶onely carry, therefore is shee better then a Iade. Item.
¶She can milke, looke you, a sweet vertue in a maid with
1345cleane hands.
¶ Speed. How now Signior Launce? what newes with
1350newes then in your paper?
¶Sp. Why man? how blacke?
¶La. Why, as blacke as Inke.
¶Sp. Let me read them?
¶La. I will try thee: tell me this: who begot thee?
1360Grand-mother: this proues that thou canst not read.
¶Sp. Come foole, come: try me in thy paper.
¶your heart, you brew good Ale.)
¶can spin for her liuing.
¶indeede know not their fathers; and therefore haue no
¶names.
¶Sp. Here follow her vices.
¶breath.
¶ La. Well: that fault may be mended with a break-
¶fast: read on.
¶talke.
¶To be slow in words, is a womans onely vertue:
¶I pray thee out with't, and place it for her chiefe vertue.
¶La. Out with that too:
1400It was Eues legacie, and cannot be t'ane from her.
¶cannot I helpe. Well, proceede.
¶faults then haires, and more wealth then faults.
¶once more.
¶ La. More haire then wit: it may be ile proue it: The
¶then the salt; the haire that couers the wit, is more
¶next?
¶Sp. And more faults then haires.
¶Sp. And more wealth then faults.
¶La. Why that word makes the faults gracious:
¶Well, ile haue her: and if it be a match, as nothing is
1430Sp. What then?
¶for thee at the North gate.
¶Sp. For me?
1435ter man then thee.
1440Letters.
¶crets: Ile after, to reioyce in the boyes correctiō.
Exeunt.
