Two Gentlemen of Verona (Folio 1, 1623)
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Actus primus, Scena prima.
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Valentine: Protheus, and Speed.
¶Valentine.
5Home-keeping youth, haue euer homely wits,
¶Wer't not affection chaines thy tender dayes
¶To the sweet glaunces of thy honour'd Loue,
¶I rather would entreat thy company,
¶To see the wonders of the world abroad,
10Then (liuing dully sluggardiz'd at home)
¶Euen as I would, when I to loue begin.
¶Pro. Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine adew,
¶Some rare note-worthy obiect in thy trauaile.
¶When thou do'st meet good hap; and in thy danger,
¶(If euer danger doe enuiron thee)
20Commend thy grieuance to my holy prayers,
¶For I will be thy beades-man, Valentine.
¶Pro. That's a deepe Storie, of a deeper loue,
¶For he was more then ouer-shooes in loue.
¶Val. 'Tis true; for you are ouer-bootes in loue,
30Pro. Ouer the Bootes? nay giue me not the Boots.
¶Val. No, I will not; for it boots thee not.
¶Pro. What?
35With twenty watchfull, weary, tedious nights;
¶If lost, why then a grieuous labour won;
¶How euer: but a folly bought with wit,
¶Pro. 'Tis Loue you cauill at, I am not Loue.
¶And he that is so yoked by a foole,
¶The eating Canker dwels; so eating Loue
¶Inhabits in the finest wits of all.
50Is eaten by the Canker ere it blow,
¶Euen so by Loue, the yong, and tender wit
¶Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the Bud,
¶Loosing his verdure, euen in the prime,
¶And all the faire effects of future hopes.
¶That art a votary to fond desire?
¶Once more adieu: my Father at the Road
¶Pro. And thither will I bring thee Valentine.
60 Val. Sweet Protheus, no: Now let vs take our leaue:
¶To Millaine let me heare from thee by Letters
¶Betideth here in absence of thy Friend:
¶Pro. He after Honour hunts, I after Loue;
¶He leaues his friends, to dignifie them more;
¶I loue my selfe, my friends, and all for loue:
70Thou Iulia, thou hast metamorphis'd me:
¶Made me neglect my Studies, loose my time;
75 Pro. But now he parted hence to embarque for Millain.
¶And I haue plaid the Sheepe in loosing him.
¶And if the Shepheard be awhile away.
¶and I Sheepe?
¶Pro. I doe.
¶ Sp. Why then my hornes are his hornes, whether I
¶wake or sleepe.
¶ Pro. The Sheepe for fodder follow the Shepheard,
¶the Shepheard for foode followes not the Sheepe: thou
¶followes not thee: therefore thou art a Sheepe.
¶Sp. Such another proofe will make me cry baâ.
¶to Iulia?
¶(a lac'd-Mutton) and she (a lac'd-Mutton) gaue mee (a
¶lost-Mutton) nothing for my labour.
¶Muttons.
¶sticke her.
¶you.
110rying your Letter.
¶Sp. From a pound to a pin? fold it ouer and ouer,
¶'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your louer
115Sp. I.
¶Pro. Nod-I, why that's noddy.
¶ther, take it for your paines.
¶Pro. Why Sir, how doe you beare with me?
125Sp. Marry Sir, the letter very orderly,
¶Hauing nothing but the word noddy for my paines.
¶ Pro. Come, come, open the matter in briefe; what
¶may be both at once deliuered.
¶Sp. Truely Sir, I thinke you'll hardly win her.
¶Sp. Sir, I could perceiue nothing at all from her;
¶No, not so much as a ducket for deliuering your letter:
¶And being so hard to me, that brought your minde;
¶I feare she'll proue as hard to you in telling your minde.
¶In requital whereof, henceforth, carry your letters your
¶Which cannot perish hauing thee aboarde,
150I feare my Iulia would not daigne my lines,
Exit.
