Two Gentlemen of Verona (Folio 1, 1623)
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The two Gentlemen of Verona.
¶Goe base Intruder, ouer-weening Slaue,
¶And thinke my patience, (more then thy desert)
¶Is priuiledge for thy departure hence.
1230Thanke me for this, more then for all the fauors
¶Which (all too-much) I haue bestowed on thee.
¶But if thou linger in my Territories
¶Will giue thee time to leaue our royall Court,
1235By heauen, my wrath shall farre exceed the loue
¶I euer bore my daughter, or thy selfe.
¶Be gone, I will not heare thy vaine excuse,
¶ Val. And why not death, rather then liuing torment?
¶What light, is light, if Siluia be not seene?
¶What ioy is ioy, if Siluia be not by?
¶And feed vpon the shadow of perfection.
¶Except I be by Siluia in the night,
¶There is no musicke in the Nightingale.
1250There is no day for me to looke vpon.
¶If I be not by her faire influence
¶I flie not death, to flie his deadly doome,
1255Tarry I heere, I but attend on death,
¶But flie I hence, I flie away from life.
¶Lau. So-hough, Soa hough---
1260Lau. Him we goe to finde,
¶There's not a haire on's head, but t'is a Valentine.
¶Pro. Valentine?
¶Val. No.
¶Pro. Who then? his Spirit?
1265Val. Neither,
¶Pro. What then?
¶Val. Nothing.
1270Lau. Nothing.
¶Pro. Villaine, forbeare.
¶For they are harsh, vn-tuneable, and bad.
¶Val. Is Siluia dead?
¶Pro. No, Valentine.
¶Pro. No, Valentine.
¶What is your newes?
¶From hence, from Siluia, and from me thy friend.
¶Val. Oh, I haue fed vpon this woe already,
1290Doth Siluia know that I am banish'd?
¶A Sea of melting pearle, which some call teares;
1295With them vpon her knees, her humble selfe,
¶As if but now they waxed pale for woe:
¶But neither bended knees, pure hands held vp,
¶But Valentine, if he be tane, must die.
1305With many bitter threats of biding there.
¶Haue some malignant power vpon my life:
¶If so: I pray thee breath it in mine eare,
¶Time is the Nurse, and breeder of all good;
1315Hope is a louers staffe, walke hence with that
¶Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence,
¶Which, being writ to me, shall be deliuer'd
¶Euen in the milke-white bosome of thy Loue.
¶Come, Ile conuey thee through the City-gate.
¶And ere I part with thee, confer at large
¶Of all that may concerne thy Loue-affaires:
1325Regard thy danger, and along with me.
¶Bid him make haste, and meet me at the North-gate.
1330 Launce. I am but a foole, looke you, and yet I haue
¶the wit to thinke my Master is a kinde of a knaue: but
¶that's all one, if he be but one knaue: He liues not now
¶that knowes me to be in loue, yet I am in loue, but a
1335'tis I loue: and yet 'tis a woman; but what woman, I
¶will not tell my selfe: and yet 'tis a Milke-maid: yet 'tis
¶hath more qualities then a Water-Spaniell, which is
1340much in a bare Christian: Heere is the Cate-log of her
¶Condition. Inprimis. Shee can fetch and carry: why
¶onely carry, therefore is shee better then a Iade. Item.
¶She can milke, looke you, a sweet vertue in a maid with
1345cleane hands.
¶ Speed. How now Signior Launce? what newes with
1350newes then in your paper?
¶Sp. Why man? how blacke?
¶La. Why, as blacke as Inke.
¶Sp. Let me read them?
¶La. I will try thee: tell me this: who begot thee?
Sp. Marry,
