The Taming of the Shrew (Folio 1, 1623)
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Actus Quintus.
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Enter Baptista, Vincentio, Gremio, the Pedant, Lucentio, and
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Bianca. Tranio, Biondello Grumio, and Widdow:
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The Seruingmen with Tranio bringing
¶in a Banquet.
¶And time it is when raging warre is come,
¶My faire Bianca bid my father welcome,
¶And thou Hortentio with thy louing Widdow:
¶After our great good cheere: praie you sit downe,
¶For now we sit to chat as well as eate.
¶Petr. Padua affords nothing but what is kinde.
¶Pet. Now for my life Hortentio feares his Widow.
¶ sence:
¶I meane Hortentio is afeard of you.
¶Wid. He that is giddie thinks the world turns round.
¶Petr. Roundlie replied.
¶Wid. Thus I conceiue by him.
¶Petr. Conceiues by me, how likes Hortentio that?
2565 Widdow.
¶Kat.He that is giddie thinkes the world turnes round,
¶I praie you tell me what you meant by that.
2570And now you know my meaning.
¶Kate. A verie meane meaning.
¶Wid. Right, I meane you.
¶Petr. To her Kate.
2575Hor. To her Widdow.
¶Petr. A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down.
¶Hor. That's my office
¶Petr. Spoke like an Officer: ha to the lad.
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Drinkes to Hortentio.
¶Would say your Head and But were head and horne.
¶ gaine.
¶Haue at you for a better iest or too.
2590And then pursue me as you draw your Bow.
¶You are welcome all.
Exit Bianca.
¶This bird you aim'd at, though you hit her not,
¶'Tis thought your Deere does hold you at a baie.
2600Bap. Oh, oh Petruchio, Tranio hits you now.
¶Luc. I thanke thee for that gird good Tranio.
¶And as the Iest did glaunce awaie from me,
2605'Tis ten to one it maim'd you too out right.
¶Let's each one send vnto his wife,
¶Shall win the wager which we will propose.
¶Hort. Content, what's the wager?
¶Luc. Twentie crownes.
2615Petr. Twentie crownes,
¶Ile venture so much of my Hawke or Hound,
¶But twentie times so much vpon my Wife.
¶Luc. A hundred then.
¶Hor. Content.
2620Petr. A match, 'tis done.
¶Luc. That will I.
¶Goe Biondello, bid your Mistris come to me.
2625Bap. Sonne, Ile be your halfe, Bianca comes.
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Enter Biondello.
¶How now, what newes?
¶an answere?
¶Gre. I, and a kinde one too:
2635Petr. I hope better.
¶Hor. Sirra Biondello, goe and intreate my wife to
¶come to me forthwith.
Exit.Bion.
¶come.
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Enter Biondello.
¶Yours will not be entreated: Now, where's my wife?
¶She will not come: she bids you come to her.
¶Oh vilde, intollerable, not to be indur'd:
¶Sirra Grumio, goe to your Mistris,
¶Say I command her come to me.
Exit.
2650Pet. What?
¶Hor. She will not.
¶Petr. The fouler fortune mine, and there an end.
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Enter Katerina.
¶Bap. Now by my hollidam here comes Katerina.
¶Petr. Goe fetch them hither, if they denie to come,
¶Luc. Here is a wonder, if you talke of a wonder.
¶Petr. Marrie peace it boads, and loue, and quiet life,
¶An awfull rule, and right supremicie:
¶Bap. Now faire befall thee good Petruchio;
¶The wager thou hast won, and I will adde
¶Another dowrie to another daughter,
¶Petr. Nay, I will win my wager better yet,
¶Her new built vertue and obedience.
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Enter Kate, Bianca, and Widdow.
2675See where she comes, and brings your froward Wiues
¶Katerine, that Cap of yours becomes you not,
¶Off with that bable, throw it vnderfoote.
¶The wisdome of your dutie faire Bianca,
2685Bian. The more foole you for laying on my dutie.
¶women, what dutie they doe owe their Lords and hus-
¶bands.
¶Wid. Come, come, your mocking: we will haue no
2690telling.
¶Kate. Fie, fie, vnknit that thretaning vnkinde brow,
¶To wound thy Lord, thy King, thy Gouernour.
¶It blots thy beautie, as frosts doe bite the Meads,
¶Confounds thy fame, as whirlewinds shake faire budds,
¶And in no sence is meete or amiable.
2700A woman mou'd, is like a fountaine troubled,
¶Muddie, ill seeming, thicke, bereft of beautie,
¶Will daigne to sip, or touch one drop of it.
¶Thy husband is thy Lord, thy life, thy keeper,
2705Thy head, thy soueraigne: One that cares for thee,
¶And for thy maintenance. Commits his body
¶To painfull labour, both by sea and land:
¶To watch the night in stormes, the day in cold,
2710And craues no other tribute at thy hands,
¶But loue, faire lookes, and true obedience;
¶Too little payment for so great a debt.
¶Such dutie as the subiect owes the Prince,
¶And not obedient to his honest will,
¶What is she but a foule contending Rebell,
2720To offer warre, where they should kneele for peace:
¶When they are bound to serue, loue, and obay.
¶Vnapt to toyle and trouble in the world,
2725But that our soft conditions, and our harts,
¶Should well agree with our externall parts?
¶Come, come, you froward and vnable wormes,
¶My minde hath bin as bigge as one of yours,
¶My heart as great, my reason haplie more,
2730To bandie word for word, and frowne for frowne;
¶Then vale your stomackes, for it is no boote,
2735And place your hands below your husbands foote:
¶In token of which dutie, if he please,
¶My hand is readie, may it do him ease.
¶Kate.
¶Vin. Tis a good hearing, when children are toward.
¶Pet. Come Kate, weee'le to bed,
¶We three are married, but you two are sped.
2745'Twas I wonne the wager, though you hit the white,
¶And being a winner, God giue you good night.
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Exit Petruchio
¶Shrow.
