The Taming of the Shrew (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Katherina and Bianca.
¶To make a bondmaide and a slaue of mee,
¶Vnbinde my hands, Ile pull them off my selfe,
860Yea all my raiment, to my petticoate,
¶Or what you will command me, wil I do,
¶So well I know my dutie to my elders.
¶I neuer yet beheld that speciall face,
¶Which I could fancie, more then any other.
¶Kate. Oh then belike you fancie riches more,
¶You wil haue Gremio to keepe you faire.
¶Nay then you iest, and now I wel perceiue
875You haue but iested with me all this while:
¶
Enter Baptista.
¶Bap. Why how now Dame, whence growes this in-
880solence?
¶Go ply thy Needle, meddle not with her.
¶Why dost thou wrong her, that did nere wrong thee?
¶
Flies after Bianca
¶I must dance bare-foot on her wedding day,
¶And for your loue to her, leade Apes in hell.
¶Talke not to me, I will go sit and weepe,
¶Till I can finde occasion of reuenge.
895Bap. Was euer Gentleman thus greeu'd as I?
¶But who comes heere.
¶
Enter Gremio, Lucentio, in the habit of a meane man,
¶you Gentlemen.
¶ter, cal'd Katerina, faire and vertuous.
¶Gre. You are too blunt, go to it orderly.
¶I am a Gentleman of Verona sir,
¶That hearing of her beautie, and her wit,
¶Her wondrous qualities, and milde behauiour,
¶Of that report, which I so oft haue heard,
915And for an entrance to my entertainment,
¶I do present you with a man of mine
¶Cunning in Musicke, and the Mathematickes,
¶Whereof I know she is not ignorant,
920Accept of him, or else you do me wrong,
¶His name is Litio, borne in Mantua.
¶But for my daughter Katerine, this I know,
¶She is not for your turne, the more my greefe.
¶Or else you like not of my companie.
¶Whence are you sir? What may I call your name.
930A man well knowne throughout all Italy.
¶Gre. Sauing your tale Petruchio, I pray let vs that are
¶poore petitioners speake too? Bacare, you are meruay-
¶lous forward.
¶doing.
¶Your wooing neighbors: this is a guift
¶More kindely beholding to you then any:
¶Freely giue vnto this yong Scholler, that hath
¶Beene long studying at Rhemes, as cunning
¶In Greeke, Latine, and other Languages,
945As the other in Musicke and Mathematickes:
¶His name is Cambio: pray accept his seruice.
¶Welcome good Cambio. But gentle sir,
¶Me thinkes you walke like a stranger,
¶That being a stranger in this Cittie heere,
¶Vnto Bianca, faire and vertuous:
955Nor is your firme resolue vnknowne to me,
¶This liberty is all that I request,
¶That vpon knowledge of my Parentage,
¶And toward the education of your daughters:
¶And this small packet of Greeke and Latine bookes:
¶If you accept them, then their worth is great:
965Bap. Lucentio is your name, of whence I pray.
¶I know him well: you are verie welcome sir:
¶Take you the Lute, and you the set of bookes,
¶Holla, within.
¶
Enter a Seruant.
¶Sirrah, leade these Gentlemen
¶To my daughters, and tell them both
¶We will go walke a little in the Orchard,
980And euerie day I cannot come to woo,
¶You knew my father well, and in him me,
¶Left solie heire to all his Lands and goods,
¶Which I haue bettered rather then decreast,
¶Then tell me, if I get your daughters loue,
985What dowrie shall I haue with her to wife.
¶Bap. After my death, the one halfe of my Lands,
¶Let specialties be therefore drawne betweene vs,
¶That couenants may be kept on either hand.
¶That is her loue: for that is all in all.
995Pet. Why that is nothing: for I tell you father,
¶I am as peremptorie as she proud minded:
¶And where two raging fires meete together,
¶They do consume the thing that feedes their furie.
¶Though little fire growes great with little winde,
1000yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all:
¶For I am rough, and woo not like a babe.
¶But be thou arm'd for some vnhappie words.
1005Pet. I to the proofe, as Mountaines are for windes,
¶That shakes not, though they blow perpetually.
¶
Enter Hortensio with his head broke.
¶pale?
¶an?
¶Iron may hold with her, but neuer Lutes.
¶And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering,
¶And through the instrument my pate made way,
¶And there I stood amazed for a while,
¶As on a Pillorie, looking through the Lute,
¶And twangling Iacke, with twentie such vilde tearmes,
¶I loue her ten times more then ere I did,
1030Oh how I long to haue some chat with her.
¶Proceed in practise with my yonger daughter,
¶She's apt to learne, and thankefull for good turnes:
¶Signior Petruchio, will you go with vs,
¶
Exit. Manet Petruchio.
¶Pet. I pray you do. Ile attend her heere,
¶Say that she raile, why then Ile tell her plaine,
¶Then Ile commend her volubility,
¶If she do bid me packe, Ile giue her thankes,
¶If she denie to wed, Ile craue the day
¶
Enter Katerina.
¶Good morrow Kate, for thats your name I heare.
¶hearing:
1055They call me Katerine, that do talke of me.
¶Pet. You lye infaith, for you are call'd plaine Kate,
¶Kate of Kate-hall, my super-daintie Kate,
1060For dainties are all Kates, and therefore Kate
¶Take this of me, Kate of my consolation,
¶Yet not so deepely as to thee belongs,
1065My selfe am moou'd to woo thee for my wife.
¶Kate. Mou'd, in good time, let him that mou'd you
¶hether
¶Remoue you hence: I knew you at the first
¶You were a mouable.
1070Pet. Why, what's a mouable?
¶Pet. Alas good Kate, I will not burthen thee,
¶For knowing thee to be but yong and light.
¶And yet as heauie as my waight should be.
¶Kate. Well tane, and like a buzzard.
¶Kat. I for a Turtle, as he takes a buzard.
1085angrie.
¶Pet. My remedy is then to plucke it out.
¶Kate. I, if the foole could finde it where it lies.
1090his sting? In his taile.
¶Kate. In his tongue?
¶Pet. What with my tongue in your taile.
1095Nay, come againe, good Kate, I am a Gentleman,
¶If you strike me, you are no Gentleman,
1100And if no Gentleman, why then no armes.
¶Pet. A Herald Kate? Oh put me in thy bookes.
¶Kate. No Cocke of mine, you crow too like a crauen
¶sowre.
¶Pet. Why heere's no crab, and therefore looke not
¶sowre.
1110Kate. There is, there is.
¶Pet. What, you meane my face.
1115Pet. Now by S. George I am too yong for you.
¶Kate. Yet you are wither'd.
¶Pet. 'Tis with cares.
¶Kate. I care not.
1120Kate. I chafe you if I tarrie. Let me go.
¶'Twas told me you were rough, and coy, and sullen,
¶And now I finde report a very liar:
¶Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will,
1130With gentle conference, soft, and affable.
¶Why does the world report that Kate doth limpe?
¶Oh sland'rous world: Kate like the hazle twig
¶As hazle nuts, and sweeter then the kernels:
¶As Kate this chamber with her princely gate:
¶O be thou Dian, and let her be Kate,
¶Petr. It is extempore, from my mother wit.
1145Kat. Yes, keepe you warme.
¶Thus in plaine termes: your father hath consented
¶That you shall be my wife; your dowry greed on,
1150And will you, nill you, I will marry you.
¶Now Kate, I am a husband for your turne,
¶For by this light, whereby I see thy beauty,
¶Thy beauty that doth make me like thee well,
¶Thou must be married to no man but me,
1155
Enter Baptista, Gremio, Trayno.
¶For I am he am borne to tame you Kate,
¶And bring you from a wilde Kate to a Kate
¶Conformable as other houshold Kates:
¶Heere comes your father, neuer make deniall,
1160Imust, and will haue Katherine to my wife.
¶You haue shewd a tender fatherly regard,
¶To wish me wed to one halfe Lunaticke,
¶A mad-cap ruffian, and a swearing Iacke,
¶That thinkes with oathes to face the matter out.
¶Shee is not hot, but temperate as the morne,
¶And Romane Lucrece for her chastitie:
¶And to conclude, we haue greed so well together,
¶That vpon sonday is the wedding day.
¶If she and I be pleas'd, what's that to you?
¶'Tis bargain'd twixt vs twaine being alone,
¶I tell you 'tis incredible to beleeue
1190That in a twinke she won me to her loue.
¶Oh you are nouices, 'tis a world to see
¶How tame when men and women are alone,
¶Giue me thy hand Kate, I will vnto Venice
1195To buy apparell 'gainst the wedding day;
¶God send you ioy, Petruchio, 'tis a match.
¶Pet. Father, and wife, and gentlemen adieu,
¶I will to Venice, sonday comes apace,
¶We will haue rings, and things, and fine array,
1205
Exit Petruchio and Katherine.
¶Bap. Faith Gentlemen now I play a marchants part,
¶And venture madly on a desperate Mart.
¶Tra. Twas a commodity lay fretting by you,
¶Gre. No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch:
¶But now Baptista, to your yonger daughter,
¶Now is the day we long haue looked for,
¶Tra. And I am one that loue Bianca more
¶Tra. Gray-beard thy loue doth freeze.
1220Gre. But thine doth frie,
¶'Tis deeds must win the prize, and he of both
¶Shall haue my Biancas loue.
¶Is richly furnished with plate and gold,
1230Basons and ewers to laue her dainty hands:
¶My hangings all of tirian tapestry:
¶In Iuory cofers I haue stuft my crownes:
¶In Cypres chests my arras counterpoints,
¶Costly apparell, tents, and Canopies,
¶Vallens of Venice gold, in needle worke:
¶I haue a hundred milch-kine to the pale,
¶And all things answerable to this portion.
¶And if I die to morrow this is hers,
¶I am my fathers heyre and onely sonne,
¶If I may haue your daughter to my wife,
¶Ile leaue her houses three or foure as good
¶Within rich Pisa walls, as any one
1250Old Signior Gremio has in Padua,
¶Of fruitfull land, all which shall be her ioynter.
¶What, haue I pincht you Signior Gremio?
1255My Land amounts not to so much in all:
¶That now is lying in Marcellus roade:
¶What, haue I choakt you with an Argosie?
¶And twice as much what ere thou offrest next.
¶Gre. Nay, I haue offred all, I haue no more,
¶And she can haue no more then all I haue,
¶Tra. Why then the maid is mine from all the world
¶By your firme promise, Gremio is out-vied.
¶If you should die before him, where's her dower?
¶Tra. That's but a cauill: he is olde, I young.
¶Gre. And may not yong men die as well as old?
1275On sonday next, you know
¶My daughter Katherine is to be married:
¶If not, to Signior Gremio:
1280And so I take my leaue, and thanke you both.
Exit.
¶Gre. Adieu good neighbour: now I feare thee not:
¶Sirra, yong gamester, your father were a foole
¶To giue thee all, and in his wayning age
¶Set foot vnder thy table: tut, a toy,
1285An olde Italian foxe is not so kinde my boy.
Exit.
¶Tra. A vengeance on your crafty withered hide,
¶Yet I haue fac'd it with a card of ten:
¶'Tis in my head to doe my master good:
¶And that's a wonder: fathers commonly
¶Doe get their children: but in this case of woing,
Exit.
