The Taming of the Shrew (Folio 1, 1623)
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355Because I know you well, and loue you well,
¶Gre. To cart her rather. She's to rough for mee,
¶There, there Hortensio, will you any Wife?
¶Hor. Mates maid, how meane you that?
¶No mates for you,
365I-wis it is not halfe way to her heart:
¶But if it were, doubt not, her care should be,
¶To combe your noddle with a three-legg'd stoole,
¶And paint your face, and vse you like a foole.
370Gre. And me too, good Lord.
¶That wench is starke mad, or wonderfull froward.
¶Maids milde behauiour and sobrietie.
375Peace Tranio.
¶What I haue said, Bianca get you in,
¶and she knew why.
¶Sorrie am I that our good will effects
390Bianca's greefe.
¶Gre. Why will you mew her vp
¶(Signior Baptista) for this fiend of hell,
¶And make her beare the pennance of her tongue.
395Go in Bianca.
¶Preferre them hither: for to cunning men,
¶I will be very kinde and liberall,
¶To mine owne children, in good bringing vp,
405For I haue more to commune with Bianca.
Exit.
¶What shall I be appointed houres, as though
¶(Belike) I knew not what to take,
¶And what to leaue? Ha.
Exit
410Gre. You may go to the diuels dam: your guifts are
¶so good heere's none will holde you: Their loue is not
¶Farewell: yet for the loue I beare my sweet Bianca, if
415I can by any meanes light on a fit man to teach her that
¶Though the nature of our quarrell yet neuer brook'd
¶parle, know now vpon aduice, it toucheth vs both: that
¶be happie riuals in Bianca's loue, to labour and effect
¶one thing specially.
¶Gre. What's that I pray?
425Gre. A husband: a diuell.
¶her father be verie rich, any man is so verie a foole to be
¶married to hell ?
¶mine to endure her lowd alarums, why man there bee
¶good fellowes in the world, and a man could light on
¶them, would take her with all faults, and mony enough.
¶Gre. I cannot tell: but I had as lief take her dowrie
¶morning.
¶apples: but come, since this bar in law makes vs friends,
¶Sweet Bianca, happy man be his dole: hee that runnes
¶Grem I am agreed, and would I had giuen him the
¶roughly woe her, wed her, and bed her, and ridde the
¶house of her. Come on.
¶
Exeunt ambo. Manet Tranio and Lucentio
¶Luc. Oh Tranio, till I found it to be true,
¶That art to me as secret and as deere
¶As Anna to the Queene of Carthage was:
¶Tranio I burne, I pine, I perish Tranio,
¶If I atchieue not this yong modest gyrle:
¶Affection is not rated from the heart:
¶If loue haue touch'd you, naught remaines but so,
465Redime te captam quam queas minimo.
¶Luc Gramercies Lad: Go forward, this contents,
¶Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all.
¶Such as the daughter of Agenor had,
¶That made great Ioue to humble him to her hand,
¶That mortal eares might hardly indure the din.
¶And with her breath she did perfume the ayre,
¶I pray awake sir: if you loue the Maide,
¶Bend thoughts and wits to atcheeue her. Thus it stands:
¶That til the Father rid his hands of her,
¶And therefore has he closely meu'd her vp,
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