The Taming of the Shrew (Folio 1, 1623)
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The Taming of the Shrew.
¶Wid. He that is giddie thinks the world turns round.
¶Petr. Roundlie replied.
¶Wid. Thus I conceiue by him.
¶Petr. Conceiues by me, how likes Hortentio that?
2565 Widdow.
¶Kat.He that is giddie thinkes the world turnes round,
¶I praie you tell me what you meant by that.
2570And now you know my meaning.
¶Kate. A verie meane meaning.
¶Wid. Right, I meane you.
¶Petr. To her Kate.
2575Hor. To her Widdow.
¶Petr. A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down.
¶Hor. That's my office
¶Petr. Spoke like an Officer: ha to the lad.
¶
Drinkes to Hortentio.
¶Would say your Head and But were head and horne.
¶ gaine.
¶Haue at you for a better iest or too.
2590And then pursue me as you draw your Bow.
¶You are welcome all.
Exit Bianca.
¶This bird you aim'd at, though you hit her not,
¶'Tis thought your Deere does hold you at a baie.
2600Bap. Oh, oh Petruchio, Tranio hits you now.
¶Luc. I thanke thee for that gird good Tranio.
¶And as the Iest did glaunce awaie from me,
2605'Tis ten to one it maim'd you too out right.
¶Let's each one send vnto his wife,
¶Shall win the wager which we will propose.
¶Hort. Content, what's the wager?
¶Luc. Twentie crownes.
2615Petr. Twentie crownes,
¶Ile venture so much of my Hawke or Hound,
¶But twentie times so much vpon my Wife.
¶Luc. A hundred then.
¶Hor. Content.
2620Petr. A match, 'tis done.
¶Luc. That will I.
¶Goe Biondello, bid your Mistris come to me.
2625Bap. Sonne, Ile be your halfe, Bianca comes.
¶
Enter Biondello.
¶How now, what newes?
¶an answere?
¶Gre. I, and a kinde one too:
2635Petr. I hope better.
¶Hor. Sirra Biondello, goe and intreate my wife to
¶come to me forthwith.
Exit.Bion.
¶come.
¶
Enter Biondello.
¶Yours will not be entreated: Now, where's my wife?
¶She will not come: she bids you come to her.
¶Oh vilde, intollerable, not to be indur'd:
¶Sirra Grumio, goe to your Mistris,
¶Say I command her come to me.
Exit.
2650Pet. What?
¶Hor. She will not.
¶Petr. The fouler fortune mine, and there an end.
¶
Enter Katerina.
¶Bap. Now by my hollidam here comes Katerina.
¶Petr. Goe fetch them hither, if they denie to come,
¶Luc. Here is a wonder, if you talke of a wonder.
¶Petr. Marrie peace it boads, and loue, and quiet life,
¶An awfull rule, and right supremicie:
¶Bap. Now faire befall thee good Petruchio;
¶The wager thou hast won, and I will adde
¶Another dowrie to another daughter,
¶Petr. Nay, I will win my wager better yet,
¶Her new built vertue and obedience.
¶
Enter Kate, Bianca, and Widdow.
2675See where she comes, and brings your froward Wiues
¶Katerine, that Cap of yours becomes you not,
¶Off with that bable, throw it vnderfoote.
¶The wisdome of your dutie faire Bianca,
2685Bian. The more foole you for laying on my dutie.
¶women, what dutie they doe owe their Lords and hus-
¶bands.
Wid. Come,
