The Taming of the Shrew (Folio 1, 1623)
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The Taming of the Shrew.
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¶Petr. It is extempore, from my mother wit.
1145Kat. Yes, keepe you warme.
¶Thus in plaine termes: your father hath consented
¶That you shall be my wife; your dowry greed on,
1150And will you, nill you, I will marry you.
¶Now Kate, I am a husband for your turne,
¶For by this light, whereby I see thy beauty,
¶Thy beauty that doth make me like thee well,
¶Thou must be married to no man but me,
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Enter Baptista, Gremio, Trayno.
¶For I am he am borne to tame you Kate,
¶And bring you from a wilde Kate to a Kate
¶Conformable as other houshold Kates:
¶Heere comes your father, neuer make deniall,
1160Imust, and will haue Katherine to my wife.
¶You haue shewd a tender fatherly regard,
¶To wish me wed to one halfe Lunaticke,
¶A mad-cap ruffian, and a swearing Iacke,
¶That thinkes with oathes to face the matter out.
¶Shee is not hot, but temperate as the morne,
¶And Romane Lucrece for her chastitie:
¶And to conclude, we haue greed so well together,
¶That vpon sonday is the wedding day.
¶If she and I be pleas'd, what's that to you?
¶'Tis bargain'd twixt vs twaine being alone,
¶I tell you 'tis incredible to beleeue
1190That in a twinke she won me to her loue.
¶Oh you are nouices, 'tis a world to see
¶How tame when men and women are alone,
¶Giue me thy hand Kate, I will vnto Venice
1195To buy apparell 'gainst the wedding day;
¶God send you ioy, Petruchio, 'tis a match.
¶Pet. Father, and wife, and gentlemen adieu,
¶I will to Venice, sonday comes apace,
¶We will haue rings, and things, and fine array,
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Exit Petruchio and Katherine.
¶Bap. Faith Gentlemen now I play a marchants part,
¶And venture madly on a desperate Mart.
¶Tra. Twas a commodity lay fretting by you,
¶Gre. No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch:
¶But now Baptista, to your yonger daughter,
¶Now is the day we long haue looked for,
¶Tra. And I am one that loue Bianca more
¶Tra. Gray-beard thy loue doth freeze.
1220Gre. But thine doth frie,
¶'Tis deeds must win the prize, and he of both
¶Shall haue my Biancas loue.
¶Is richly furnished with plate and gold,
1230Basons and ewers to laue her dainty hands:
¶My hangings all of tirian tapestry:
¶In Iuory cofers I haue stuft my crownes:
¶In Cypres chests my arras counterpoints,
¶Costly apparell, tents, and Canopies,
¶Vallens of Venice gold, in needle worke:
¶I haue a hundred milch-kine to the pale,
¶And all things answerable to this portion.
¶And if I die to morrow this is hers,
¶I am my fathers heyre and onely sonne,
¶If I may haue your daughter to my wife,
¶Ile leaue her houses three or foure as good
¶Within rich Pisa walls, as any one
1250Old Signior Gremio has in Padua,
¶Of fruitfull land, all which shall be her ioynter.
¶What, haue I pincht you Signior Gremio?
1255My Land amounts not to so much in all:
¶That now is lying in Marcellus roade:
¶What, haue I choakt you with an Argosie?
¶And twice as much what ere thou offrest next.
¶Gre. Nay, I haue offred all, I haue no more,
¶And she can haue no more then all I haue,
¶Tra. Why then the maid is mine from all the world
¶By your firme promise, Gremio is out-vied.
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