The Taming of the Shrew (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Begger and Hostes, Christophero Sly.
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Begger.
¶ILe pheeze you infaith.
¶Beg. Y'are a baggage, the Slies are no
¶Rogues. Looke in the Chronicles, we came
¶in with Richard Conqueror: therefore Pau-
¶Beg. No, not a deniere: go by S. Ieronimie, goe to thy
¶cold bed, and warme thee.
¶borough.
¶him by Law. Ile not budge an inch boy: Let him come,
¶and kindly.
Falles asleepe.
20Brach Meriman, the poore Curre is imbost,
¶And couple Clowder with the deepe-mouth'd brach,
¶Saw'st thou not boy how Siluer made it good
¶At the hedge corner, in the couldest fault,
¶I would not loose the dogge for twentie pound.
25Hunts. Why Belman is as good as he my Lord,
¶Trust me, I take him for the better dogge.
¶Lord. Thou art a Foole, if Eccho were as fleete,
¶But sup them well, and looke vnto them all,
¶To morrow I intend to hunt againe.
¶Hunts. I will my Lord.
¶Lord. What's heere? One dead, or drunke? See doth
35he breath?
¶2.Hun. He breath's my Lord. Were he not warm'd
¶Grim death, how foule and loathsome is thine image:
40Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man.
¶What thinke you, if he were conuey'd to bed,
¶Wrap'd in sweet cloathes: Rings put vpon his fingers:
¶A most delicious banquet by his bed,
¶And braue attendants neere him when he wakes,
45Would not the begger then forget himselfe?
¶Lord. Euen as a flatt'ring dreame, or worthles fancie.
¶Then take him vp, and manage well the iest:
50Carrie him gently to my fairest Chamber,
¶And hang it round with all my vvanton pictures:
¶Balme his foule head in warme distilled waters,
¶Procure me Musicke readie when he vvakes,
55To make a dulcet and a heauenly sound:
¶Say, what is it your Honor vvil command:
¶Another beare the Ewer: the third a Diaper,
¶And aske him what apparrel he will weare:
65Another tell him of his Hounds and Horse,
¶Perswade him that he hath bin Lunaticke,
¶For he is nothing but a mightie Lord:
70This do, and do it kindly, gentle sirs,
¶If it be husbanded with modestie.
¶1.Hunts. My Lord I warrant you we wil play our part
¶As he shall thinke by our true diligence
¶Lord. Take him vp gently, and to bed with him,
¶And each one to his office when he wakes.
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Sound trumpets.
80Belike some Noble Gentleman that meanes
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Enter Seruingman.
¶How now? who is it?
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Enter Players.
¶Lord. Bid them come neere:
¶Now fellowes, you are welcome.
¶Players. We thanke your Honor.
¶dutie.
¶Lord. With all my heart. This fellow I remember,
95'Twas where you woo'd the Gentlewoman so well:
¶I haue forgot your name: but sure that part
Was
