Romeo and Juliet (Folio 1, 1623)
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The Tragedie of Romeo and Juliet.2195To go with Paris to Saint Peters Church:
¶Or I will drag thee, on a Hurdle thither.
¶You tallow face.
¶Lady. Fie, fie, what are you mad?
¶Heare me with patience, but to speake a word.
¶I tell thee what, get thee to Church a Thursday,
¶Or neuer after looke me in the face.
2205Speake not, reply not, do not answere me.
¶That God had lent vs but this onely Child,
¶But now I see this one is one too much,
¶And that we haue a curse in hauing her:
2210Out on her Hilding.
¶You are too blame my Lord to rate her so.
¶Father, O Godigoden,
¶May not one speake?
¶Fa. Peace you mumbling foole,
2220For here we need it not.
¶La. You are too hot.
¶Fa. Gods bread, it makes me mad:
¶Day, night, houre, ride, time, worke, play,
¶Alone in companie, still my care hath bin
2225To haue her matcht, and hauing now prouided
¶A Gentleman of Noble Parentage,
¶Of faire Demeanes, Youthfull, and Nobly Allied,
¶Stuft as they say with Honourable parts,
¶Proportion'd as ones thought would wish a man,
2230And then to haue a wretched puling foole,
¶A whining mammet, in her Fortunes tender,
¶To answer, Ile not wed, I cannot Loue:
¶I am too young, I pray you pardon me.
¶But, and you will not wed, Ile pardon you.
¶And you be mine, Ile giue you to my Friend:
2240For by my soule, Ile nere acknowledge thee,
¶Nor what is mine shall neuer do thee good:
Exit.
¶That sees into the bottome of my griefe?
¶Delay this marriage, for a month, a weeke,
¶Or if you do not, make the Bridall bed
¶In that dim Monument where Tybalt lies.
2250Do as thou wilt, for I haue done with thee.
Exit.
¶Iul. O God!
¶My Husband is on earth, my faith in heauen,
¶How shall that faith returne againe to earth,
¶By leauing earth? Comfort me, counsaile me:
2260Some comfort Nurse.
¶Nur. Faith here it is,
¶Romeo is banished, and all the world to nothing,
¶That he dares nere come backe to challenge you:
¶I thinke it best you married with the Countie,
¶O hee's a Louely Gentleman:
¶Romeos a dish-clout to him: an Eagle Madam
2270As Paris hath, beshrow my very heart,
¶I thinke you are happy in this second match,
¶For it excels your first: or if it did not,
¶Your first is dead, or 'twere as good he were,
¶As liuing here and you no vse of him.
¶Iul. Amen.
¶Nur. What?
¶Go in, and tell my Lady I am gone,
¶Ile to the Frier to know his remedie,
Exeunt.
¶
Enter Frier and Countie Paris.
¶Vneuen is the course, I like it not.
2300And therfore haue I little talke of Loue,
¶Now sir, her Father counts it dangerous
2305To stop the inundation of her teares,
¶Which too much minded by her selfe alone,
¶May be put from her by societie.
2310Looke sir, here comes the Lady towards my Cell.
¶
Enter Iuliet.
¶Par. Happily met, my Lady and my wife.
¶Fri. That's a certaine text.
¶Par. Do not denie to him, that you Loue me.
¶Benig spoke behind your backe, then to your face.
Iuli. The
