A Midsummer Night's Dream (Quarto 1, 1600)
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Enter King of Fairies, and Robin goodfellow.
¶Ob. I wonder if Titania be awak't;
¶Then what it was, that next came in her eye,
¶What nightrule now about this haunted groue?
¶A crew of patches, rude Mechanicals,
¶That worke for bread, vpon Athenian stalles,
¶Were met together to rehearse a play,
¶Intended for great Theseus nuptiall day:
¶Forsooke his Scene, and entred in a brake,
¶VVhen I did him at this aduantage take:
¶And forth my Minnick comes. When they him spy;
¶As wilde geese, that the creeping Fouler eye,
¶(Rysing, and cawing, at the gunnes report)
¶So, at his sight, away his fellowes fly,
¶And at our stampe, here ore and ore, one falles:
¶He murther cryes, and helpe from Athens cals.
¶For, briers and thornes, at their apparell, snatch:
¶I led them on, in this distracted feare,
¶But hast thou yet latcht the Athenians eyes,
¶With the loue iuice, as I did bid thee doe?
¶And the Athenian woman, by his side;
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Enter Demetrius and Hermia.
1065Rob. This is the woman: but not this the man.
¶Lay breath so bitter, on your bitter foe.
¶The Sunne was not so true vnto the day,
¶As hee to mee. Would hee haue stollen away,
¶This whole earth may be bor'd, and that the Moone
¶Her brothers noonetide, with th' Antipodes.
¶It cannot be, but thou hast murdred him.
¶Yet you, the murtherer, looke as bright, as cleere,
¶As yonder Venus, in her glimmering spheare.
¶Ah good Demetrius, wilt thou giue him mee?
1090Henceforth be neuer numbred among men.
¶O, once tell true: tell true, euen for my sake:
¶Durst thou haue lookt vpon him, being awake?
¶Could not a worme, an Adder do so much?
1095An Adder did it: For with doubler tongue
¶I am not guilty of Lysanders bloode:
¶Nor is he deade, for ought that I can tell.
1100Her. I pray thee, tell mee then, that he is well.
¶Whether he be dead or no.
Exit._
1105Deme. There is no following her in this fierce vaine.
¶Heere therefore, for a while, I will remaine.
Ly doune.
¶Some true loue turnd, and not a false turnd true.
1115Robi. Then fate orerules, that one man holding troth,
¶A million faile, confounding oath on oath.
¶And Helena of Athens looke thou finde.
¶Robin. I goe, I goe, looke how I goe.
¶Swifter then arrow, from the Tartars bowe.
1125Ob. Flower of this purple dy,
¶Hit with Cupids archery,
¶Sinke in apple of his eye,
¶When his loue he doth espy,
1130As the Venus of the sky.
¶Begge of her, for remedy.
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Enter Puck.
¶Puck. Captaine of our Fairy band,
1135Helena is heere at hande,
¶And the youth, mistooke by mee,
¶Pleading for a louers fee.
¶Shall wee their fond pageant see?
¶Lord, what fooles these mortals bee!
¶Will cause Demetrius to awake.
¶Pu. Then will two, at once, wooe one:
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Enter Lysander, and Helena.
¶Scorne, and derision, neuer come in teares.
¶Looke when I vow, I weepe: and vowes so borne,
1150In their natiuitie all truth appeares.
¶Bearing the badge of faith to prooue them true.
¶Hel. You doe aduance your cunning, more, and more.
¶When trueth killes truth, ? diuelish holy fray!
1155These vowes are Hermias. Will you giue her ore?
¶Weigh oath, with oath, and you will nothing waigh.
¶Your vowes to her, and mee (put in two scales)
¶Will euen weigh; and both as light as tales.
1160Hel. Nor none, in my minde, now you giue her ore.
¶Lys. Demetrius loues her: and he loues not you.
¶To what, my loue, shall I compare thine eyne!
¶That pure coniealed white, high Taurus snow,
¶Fand with the Easterne winde, turnes to a crowe,
¶If you were ciuill, and knew curtesie,
¶You would not doe mee thus much iniury.
¶Can you not hate mee, as I know you doe,
¶If you were men, as men you are in showe,
¶When I am sure, you hate mee with your hearts.
1180You both are Riuals, and loue Hermia:
¶And now both Riualles, to mock Helena.
¶A trim exploit, a manly enterprise,
¶To coniure teares vp, in a poore maides eyes,
1185Would so offend a virgine, and extort
¶For you loue Hermia: this you know I know.
¶And heare, with all good will, with all my heart,
1190In Hermias loue I yeelde you vp my part:
¶And yours of Helena, to mee bequeath:
¶Whom I doe loue, and will do till my death.
1195If ere I lou'd her, all that loue is gone.
¶And now to Helen, is it home returnd,
¶There to remaine.
¶Least to thy perill, thou aby it deare.
¶Looke where thy loue comes: yonder is thy deare.
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Enter Hermia.
¶Her. Darke night, that from the eye, his function takes,
1205The eare more quicke of apprehension makes.
¶It payes the hearing double recompence.
¶Thou art not, by myne eye, Lysander, found:
¶Mine eare, I thanke it, brought me to thy sound.
¶Faire Helena: who more engilds the night
1215Then all yon fiery oes, and eyes of light.
¶The hate I bare thee, made mee leaue thee so?
1220Now I perceiue, they haue conioynd all three,
¶Iniurious Hermia, most vngratefull maide,
¶To baite mee, with this foule derision?
¶When we haue chid the hastie footed time,
¶For parting vs; O, is all forgot?
1230VVee, Hermia, like two artificiall gods,
¶Haue with our needles, created both one flower,
¶Both warbling of one song, both in one key;
¶As if our hands, our sides, voyces, and mindes
1235Had bin incorporate. So wee grewe together,
¶Like to a double cherry, seeming parted;
¶But yet an vnion in partition,
¶Two louely berries moulded on one stemme:
¶So with two seeming bodies, but one heart,
1240Two of the first life coats in heraldry,
¶Due but to one, and crowned with one creast.
¶And will you rent our auncient loue asunder,
¶To ioyne with men, in scorning your poore friend?
¶It is not friendly, tis not maidenly.
1245Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it;
¶Though I alone doe fele the iniury.
¶Her. I am amazed at your words:
1250To follow mee, and praise my eyes and face?
¶And made your other loue, Demetrius
¶(Who euen but now did spurne mee with his foote)
1255To her he hates? And wherfore doth Lysander
¶And tender mee (forsooth) affection,
¶VVhat, though I be not so in grace as you,
1260So hung vpon with loue, so fortunate?
1265Make mouthes vpon mee, when I turne my back:
¶If you haue any pitty, grace, or manners,
¶You would not make mee such an argument.
1270But fare ye well: tis partly my owne fault:
¶My loue, my life, my soule, faire Helena.
¶Hel. O excellent!
¶Helen, I loue thee, by my life I doe:
¶Dem. Quick come.
¶Lys. Away, you Ethiop.
¶Dem. No, no: heele
¶Seeme to breake loose: take on as you would follow;
¶But yet come not. You are a tame man, go.
¶Sweete loue?
¶Lys. Thy loue? Out tawny Tartar, out:
1295Out loathed medcine: ? hated potion hence.
¶Lys. Demetrius, I will keepe my word, with thee.
¶Dem. I would I had your bond. For I perceiue,
1300A weake bond holds you. Ile not trust your word.
¶Although I hate her, Ile not harme her so.
¶Her. What? Can you do me greater harme, then hate?
¶Hate mee, wherefore? O me, what newes, my loue?
1305Am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander?
¶I am as faire now, as I was ere while.
¶Since night, you lou'd mee; yet since night, you left mee.
¶Why then, you left mee (? the gods forbid)
1310Lys. I, by my life:
¶Thefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt:
¶Be certaine: nothing truer: tis no ieast,
¶That I doe hate thee, and loue Helena.
¶You theefe of loue: what, haue you come by night,
¶And stolne my loues heart, from him?
¶Hel. Fine, I faith.
¶Impatient answeres, from my gentle tongue?
¶Fy, fy, you counterfait, you puppet, you.
¶Now I perceiue that she hath made compare,
1330How lowe am I, thou painted May-pole? Speake:
¶How lowe am I? I am not yet so lowe,
¶But that my nailes can reach vnto thine eyes.
¶Hel. I pray you, though you mocke me, gentleman,
¶Let her not hurt me. I was neuer curst:
¶I am a right maid, for my cowardize:
¶Let her not strike mee. You perhaps, may thinke,
¶That I can match her.
1340Her. Lower? harke againe.
¶I euermore did loue you Hermia,
¶Did euer keepe your counsels, neuer wrongd you;
¶Saue that in loue, vnto Demetrius,
1345I tould him of your stealth vnto this wood.
¶He followed you: for loue, I followed him.
¶But he hath chid me hence, and threatned mee
¶And now, so you will let me quiet goe,
1350To Athens will I beare my folly backe,
¶And follow you no further. Let me goe.
¶Hel. With Demetrius.
¶Her. Little againe? Nothing hut low and little?
¶Why will you suffer her to floute me thus?
¶Let me come to her.
1365Lys. Get you gon, you dwarfe;
¶You bead, you acorne
¶Deme. You are too officious,
1370Let her alone: speake not of Helena,
¶Take not her part. For if thou dost intend
¶Thou shalt aby it.
¶Of thine or mine, is most in Helena.
¶Deme. Follow? Nay: Ile go with thee, cheeke by iowle.
1380Nay: goe not backe.
¶Your hands, than mine, are quicker for a fray:
¶My legges are longer though, to runne away.
¶Did not you tell mee, I shoud know the man,
1390By the Athenian garments, he had on?
¶That I haue nointed an Athenians eyes:
¶Hy therefore Robin, ouercast the night,
¶The starry welkin couer thou anon,
¶With drooping fogge as blacke as Acheron,
1400As one come not within anothers way.
¶Then stirre Demetrius vp, with bitter wrong:
¶And sometime raile thou like Demetrius:
¶And from each other, looke thou lead them thus;
1405Till ore their browes, death-counterfaiting, sleepe,
¶With leaden legs, and Batty wings doth creepe:
¶Whose liquor hath this vertuous property,
¶To take from thence all errour, with his might,
1410And make his eyebals roule with wonted sight.
¶When they next wake, all this derision
¶And backe to Athens shall the louers wend,
1415Whiles I, in this affaire, doe thee imploy,
¶Ile to my Queene and beg her Indian boy:
¶And then I will her charmed eye release
¶And yonder shines Auroras harbinger:
¶Troope home to Churchyards: damned spirits all,
1425Already to their wormy beds are gone:
¶They wilfully themselues exile from light,
1430I, with the mornings loue, haue oft made sport,
¶And like a forrester, the groues may tread
¶Euen till the Easterne gate all fiery red,
¶Pu. Vp & down, vp & down, I will lead them vp & down:
¶I am feard in field & town. Goblin, lead them vp & downe.
¶Here comes one.
_Enter Lysander.
¶Lys Where art thou, proud Demetrius? Speak thou now.
¶Rob. Here villaine, drawne & ready. Where art thou?
1445Rob. Follow me then to plainer ground.
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Enter Demetrius.
¶Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled?
¶And wilt not come? Come recreant, come thou childe,
¶Ile whippe thee with a rodde. He is defil'd,
¶That drawes a sword on thee.
1455De. Yea, art thou there?
¶When I come where he calles, then he is gon.
¶The villaine is much lighter heel'd then I;
¶That fallen am I in darke vneauen way,
¶And here will rest me. Come thou gentle day.
¶For if but once, thou shewe me thy gray light,
¶Ile finde Demetrius, and reuenge this spight.
1465
Robin, and Demetrius.
1470Where art thou now?
¶Rob. Come hither: I am here.
¶If euer I thy face by day light see.
¶To measure, out my length, on this cold bed:>
¶By daies approach looke to be visited.
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Enter Helena.
¶Hele. O weary night, O long and tedious night,
¶That I may backe to Athens, by day light,
¶Steale mee a while from mine owne companie.
Sleepe.
1485Rob. Yet but three? Come one more.
¶Two of both kindes makes vp fower.
¶Cupid is a knauish ladde,
1490Thus to make poore females madde.
¶Bedabbled with the deaw, and torne with briers:
¶I can no further crawle, no further goe:
1495Here will I rest mee, till the breake of day:
¶Ile apply your eye, gentle louer, remedy.
1500True delight, in the sight, of thy former ladies eye:
¶And the country prouerbe knowne,
¶That euery man should take his owne,
