A Midsummer Night's Dream (Quarto 1, 1600)
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¶
Enter the Clownes.
¶Bott. Are wee all met?
815Quin. Pat, pat: and heres a maruailes conuenient place,
¶hauthorne brake our tyring house, and wee will doe it in
¶action, as wee will doe it before the Duke.
¶Bott. Peeter Quince?
¶Bot. There are things in this Comedy, of Pyramus and
¶How answere you that?
825Snout. Berlakin, a parlous feare.
¶is done.
830do no harme, with our swords, and that Pyramus is not
¶that I Pyramus am not Pyramus, but Bottom the weauer:
¶this will put them out of feare.
835written in eight and six.
¶Bot. No: make it two more: let it be written in eight &
¶eight.
¶Snout. Will not the ladies be afeard of the Lyon?
¶bring in (God shielde vs) a Lyon among Ladies, is
¶a most dreadfull thing. For there is not a more fearefull
¶wilde foule then your Lyon liuing: & we ought to looke
¶toote.
850Ladies, or faire Ladies, I would wish you, or I would re-
¶quest you, or I wold intreat you, not to feare, not to trēble:
¶my life for yours. If you thinke I come hither as a Lyon, it
¶were pittie of my life. No: I am no such thing: I am a man
¶as other men are: & there indeed, let him name his name,
855and tell them plainely he is Snugge, the Ioyner.
¶that is, to bring the Moone-light into a chamber: for you
¶know, Pyramus and Thisby meete by Moone-light.
¶Bo. A Calender, a Calender: looke in the Almanack: finde
¶chamber window (where we play) open; and the Moone
¶must haue a wal in the great chāber: for Pyramus & This-
880him, to signifie wall; or let him holde his fingers thus: and
¶per.
¶that Brake, and so euery one according to his cue.
¶
Enter Robin.
¶So neere the Cradle of the Fairy Queene?
¶What, a play toward? Ile be an Auditor,
¶Quin. Odours, odorous.
¶But harke, a voice: stay thou but heere a while,
900And by and by I will to thee appeare.
Exit._
¶Of colour like the red rose, on triumphant bryer,
910Ile meete thee Pyramus, at Ninnies toumbe.
} not speake
¶Al your part at once, cues, and, all. Pyramus, enter: your cue
¶is past: It is; neuer tire.
¶Rob. Ile follow you: Ile leade you about a Round,
925And neigh, and barke, and grunt, and rore, and burne,
¶Like horse, hound, hogge, beare, fire, at euery turne.
Exit.
¶Bott. Why doe they runne away? This is a knauery of
¶them to make mee afeard.
Enter Snowte._
¶owne. do you?
¶
Enter Quince.
¶fright me, if they could: but I wil not stirre from this place,
¶do what they can. I will walke vp and downe heere, and I
¶With Orange tawny bill,
945The Wren, with little quill.
¶Tytania. What Angell wakes me from my flowry bed?
¶Bot. The Fynch, the Sparrowe, and the Larke,
¶The plainsong Cuckow gray:
¶Whose note, full many a man doth marke,
950And dares not answere, nay.
¶Who would giue a bird the ly, though hee cry Cuckow,
¶neuer so?
955Myne eare is much enamoured of thy note:
¶So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape,
¶And thy faire vertues force (perforce) doth mooue mee,
¶little company together, now a daies. The more the pitty,
¶Nay I can gleeke, vpon occasion.
¶of this wood, I haue enough to serue mine owe turne.
970Thou shalt remaine here, whether thou wilt or no.
¶I am a spirit, of no common rate:
¶And I doe loue thee: therefore goe with mee.
¶Ile giue thee Fairies to attend on thee:
975And they shall fetch thee Iewels, from the deepe,
980
Enter foure Fairyes.
¶Tita. Be kinde and curteous to this gentleman,
¶Hop in his walkes, and gambole in his eyes,
¶Feede him with Apricocks, and Dewberries,
985With purple Grapes, greene figges, and Mulberries,
¶The hony bagges steale from the humble Bees,
¶And for night tapers, croppe their waxen thighes,
¶And light them at the fiery Glowe-wormes eyes,
¶To haue my loue to bedde, and to arise,
990And pluck the wings, from painted Butterflies,
¶To fanne the Moone-beames from his sleeping eyes,
¶Nod to him Elues, and doe him curtesies.
¶1. Fai. Haile mortall, haile.
¶2. Fai. Haile.
9953. Fai. Haile.
¶worshippes name.
¶Cob. Cobwebbe.
¶you. Your name honest gentleman?
¶woll. That same cowardly, gyantlike, Ox-beefe hath de-
¶your kindred hath made my eyes water, ere now. I desire
¶Tita. Come waite vpon him: leade him to my bower.
¶The Moone, me thinkes, lookes with a watry eye:
¶And when shee weepes, weepes euery little flower,
1020Ty vp my louers tongue, bring him silently.
Exit.
