A Midsummer Night's Dream (Folio 1, 1623)
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Actus Quartus.
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Enter Queene of Fairies, and Clowne, and Fairies, and the
1510_King behinde them.
¶While I thy amiable cheekes doe coy,
¶Peas. Ready.
¶sieuer Cobweb.
¶Cob. Ready.
¶weapons in your hand, & kill me a red hipt humble-Bee,
¶the hony bag. Doe not fret your selfe too much in the
1525hony bag breake not, I would be loth to haue yon ouer-
¶Mus. Ready.
¶Mus. What's your will?
¶me-thinkes I am maruellous hairy about the face. And I
¶scratch.
¶loue.
1540vs haue the tongs and the bones.
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Musicke Tongs, Rurall Musicke.
¶Clowne. Truly a pecke of Prouender; I could munch
¶your good dry Oates. Me-thinkes I haue a great desire
1545to a bottle of hay: good hay, sweete hay hath no fel-
¶low.
¶And fetch thee new Nuts.
¶Fairies be gone, and be alwaies away.
¶Enrings the barky fingers of the Elme.
¶O how I loue thee! how I dote on thee!
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Enter Robin goodfellow and Oberon.
1560Ob. Welcome good Robin:
¶Her dotage now I doe begin to pitty.
¶For meeting her of late behinde the wood,
1565I did vpbraid her, and fall out with her.
¶For she his hairy temples then had rounded,
¶With coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers.
¶Was wont to swell like round and orient pearles;
1570Stood now within the pretty flouriets eyes,
¶Like teares that did their owne disgrace bewaile.
¶When I had at my pleasure taunted her,
¶And she in milde termes beg'd my patience,
¶I then did aske of her, her changeling childe,
¶To beare him to my Bower in Fairy Land.
¶And now I haue the Boy, I will vndoe
¶This hatefull imperfection of her eyes.
1580From off the head of this Athenian swaine;
¶That he awaking when the other doe,
¶May all to Athens backe againe repaire,
¶And thinke no more of this nights accidents,
¶But as the fierce vexation of a dreame.
¶Be thou as thou wast wont to be;
1590Now my Titania wake you my sweet Queene.
¶Ob. There lies your loue.
1595Oh, how mine eyes doth loath this visage now!
¶Ob. Silence a while. Robin take off his head:
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Musick still.
¶_peepe
1605Now thou and I new in amity,
¶And will to morrow midnight, solemnly
¶There shall the paires of faithfull Louers be
1610Wedded, with Theseus, all in iollity.
¶Rob. Faire King attend, and marke,
¶I doe heare the morning Larke.
¶Trip we after the nights shade;
¶Swifter then the wandering Moone.
¶Tita. Come my Lord, and in our flight,
¶Tell me how it came this night,
¶That I sleeping heere was found,
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Sleepers Lye still.
¶With these mortals on the ground.
Exeunt.
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Winde Hornes.
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Enter Theseus, Egeus, Hippolita and all his traine.
1625For now our obseruation is perform'd;
¶And since we haue the vaward of the day,
¶Vncouple in the Westerne valley, let them goe;
1630We will faire Queene, vp to the Mountaines top,
¶Of hounds and eccho in coniunction.
¶Hip. I was with Hercules and Cadmus once.
¶When in a wood of Creete they bayed the Beare
1635With hounds of Sparta; neuer did I heare
¶Such gallant chiding. For besides the groues,
¶The skies, the fountaines, euery region neere,
¶Seeme all one mutuall cry. I neuer heard
1640Thes. My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kinde,
¶With eares that sweepe away the morning dew,
¶Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bels,
1645Each vnder each. A cry more tuneable
¶Was neuer hallowed to, nor cheer'd with horne,
1650And this Lysander, this Demetrius is,
¶This Helena, olde Nedars Helena,
¶I wonder of this being heere together.
¶The right of May; and hearing our intent,
1655Came heere in grace of our solemnity.
¶But speake Egeus, is not this the day
¶Egeus. It is, my Lord.
¶Thes. Goe bid the hunts-men wake them with their
1660hornes.
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Hornes and they wake.
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Shout within, they all start vp.
¶Begin these wood birds but to couple now?
1665Lys. Pardon my Lord.
¶I know you two are Riuall enemies.
¶How comes this gentle concord in the world,
1670To sleepe by hate, and feare no enmity.
¶I cannot truly say how I came heere.
¶But as I thinke (for truly would I speake)
1675And now I doe bethinke me, so it is;
¶I came with Hermia hither. Our intent
¶Was to be gone from Athens, where we might be
¶Without the perill of the Athenian Law.
¶Ege. Enough, enough, my Lord: you haue enough;
1680I beg the Law, the Law, vpon his head:
¶They would have stolne away, they would Demetrius,
¶Thereby to haue defeated you and me:
¶You of your wife, and me of my consent;
¶Of this their purpose hither, to this wood,
¶And I in furie hither followed them;
¶Faire Helena, in fancy followed me.
¶But my good Lord, I wot not by what power,
1690(But by some power it is) my loue
¶To Hermia (melted as the snow)
¶Seems to me now as the remembrance of an idle gaude,
¶Which in my childehood I did doat vpon:
¶And all the faith, the vertue of my heart,
1695The obiect and the pleasure of mine eye,
¶Is onely Helena. To her, my Lord,
¶Was I betroth'd, ere I see Hermia,
¶But as in health, come to my naturall taste,
1700Now doe I wish it, loue it, long for it,
¶And will for euermore be true to it.
¶Thes. Faire Louers, you are fortunately met;
¶Egeus, I will ouer-beare your will;
1705For in the Temple, by and by with vs,
¶And for the morning now is something worne,
¶Away, with vs to Athens; three and three,
¶Come Hippolita.
Exit Duke and Lords.
¶Like farre off mountaines turned into Clouds.
1715When euery things seemes double.
¶Hel. So me-thinkes:
¶And I haue found Demetrius, like a iewell,
¶Mine owne, and not mine owne.
1720That yet we sleepe, we dreame. Do not you thinke,
¶The Duke was heere, and bid vs follow him?
¶Her. Yea, and my Father.
¶Hel. And Hippolita.
¶Lys. And he bid vs follow to the Temple.
1725Dem. Why then we are awake; lets follow him, and
¶by the way let vs recount our dreames.
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Bottome wakes.
Exit Louers.
¶My next is, most faire Piramus. Hey ho. Peter Quince?
1730Flute the bellowes-mender? Snout the tinker? Starue-
¶ling? Gods my life! Stolne hence, and left me asleepe: I
¶if he goe about to expound this dreame. Me-thought I
1735was, there is no man can tell what. Me-thought I was,
¶and me-thought I had. But man is but a patch'd foole,
¶if he will offer to say, what me-thought I had. The eye of
¶man hath not heard, the eare of man hath not seen, mans
¶hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceiue, nor his
1740heart to report, what my dreame was. I will get Peter
¶Quince to write a ballet of this dreame, it shall be called
¶Bottomes Dreame, because it hath no bottome; and I will
¶sing it in the latter end of a play, before the Duke. Per-
1745at her death.
Exit.
