A Midsummer Night's Dream (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter King of Pharies, solus.
¶Then what it was that next came in her eye,
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Enter Pucke.
¶What night-rule now about this gaunted groue?
¶A crew of patches, rude Mcehanicals,
¶That worke for bread vpon Athenian stals,
¶Were met together to rehearse a Play,
¶Intended for great Thesevs nuptiall day:
¶Forsooke his Scene, and entred in a brake,
¶When I did him at this aduantage take,
¶And forth my Mimmick comes: when they him spie,
¶As Wilde-geese, that the creeping Fowler eye,
¶(Rising and cawing at the guns report)
¶So at his sight, away his fellowes flye,
¶And at our stampe, here ore and ore one fals;
¶He murther cries, and helpe from Athens cals.
¶For briars and thornes at their apparell snatch,
¶I led them on in this distracted feare,
¶But hast thou yet lacht the Athenians eyes,
¶With the loue iuyce, as I bid thee doe?
¶And the Athenian woman by his side,
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Enter Demetrius and Hermia.
1065Rob. This is the woman, but not this the man.
¶Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe.
¶Being oreshooes in bloud, plunge in the deepe, and kill
¶me too:
¶The Sunne was not so true vnto the day,
¶As he to me. Would he haue stollen away,
¶This whole earth may be bord, and that the Moone
¶Her brothers noonetide, with th' Antipodes.
¶It cannot be but thou hast murdred him,
¶Yet you the murderer looks as bright as cleare,
¶As yonder Venus in her glimmering spheare.
¶Ah good Demetrius, wilt thou giue him me?
1090Henceforth be neuer numbred among men.
¶Oh, once tell true, euen for my sake,
¶Durst thou a lookt vpon him, being awake?
¶Could not a worme, an Adder do so much?
1095An Adder did it: for with doubler tongue
¶I am not guiltie of Lysanders blood:
¶Nor is he dead for ought that I can tell.
1100Her. I pray thee tell me then that he is well.
¶Whether he be dead or no.
Exit.
1105Dem. There is no following her in this fierce vaine,
¶Here therefore for a while I will remaine.
Lie downe.
¶Some true loue turn'd, and not a false turn'd true.
1115Rob. Then fate ore-rules, that one man holding troth,
¶A million faile, confounding oath on oath.
¶And Helena of Athens looke thou finde.
¶Robin. I go, I go, looke how I goe,
¶Swifter then arrow from the Tartars bowe.
Exit.
1125Ob. Flower of this purple die,
¶Hit with Cupids archery,
¶Sinke in apple of his eye,
¶When his loue he doth espie,
1130As the Venus of the sky.
¶Beg of her for remedy.
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Enter Pucke.
¶Puck. Captaine of our Fairy band,
1135Helena is heere at hand,
¶And the youth, mistooke by me,
¶Pleading for a Louers fee.
¶Shall we their fond Pageant see?
¶Lord, what fooles these mortals be!
¶Will cause Demetrius to awake.
¶Puck. Then will two at once wooe one,
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Enter Lysander and Helena.
¶Scorne and derision neuer comes in teares:
¶Looke when I vow I weepe; and vowes so borne,
1150In their natiuity all truth appeares.
¶Bearing the badge of faith to proue them true.
¶Hel. You doe aduance your cunning more & more,
¶When truth kils truth, O diuelish holy fray!
1155These vowes are Hermias. Will you giue her ore?
¶Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh.
¶Your vowes to her, and me, (put in two scales)
¶Will euen weigh, and both as light as tales.
1160Hel. Nor none in my minde, now you giue her ore.
¶To what my, loue, shall I compare thine eyne!
¶That pure congealed white, high Taurvs snow,
¶Fan'd with the Easterne winde, turnes to a crow,
¶If you were ciuill, and knew curtesie,
¶You would not doe me thus much iniury.
¶Can you not hate me, as I know you doe,
¶If you are men, as men you are in show,
¶When I am sure you hate me with your hearts.
1180You both are Riuals, and loue Hermia;
¶And now both Riuals to mocke Helena.
¶A trim exploit, a manly enterprize,
¶To coniure teares vp in a poore maids eyes,
1185Would so offend a Virgin, and extort
¶For you loue Hermia; this you know I know;
¶And here with all good will, with all my heart,
1190In Hermias loue I yeeld you vp my part;
¶And yours of Helena, to me bequeath,
¶Whom I do loue, and will do to my death.
1195If ere I lou'd her, all that loue is gone.
¶And now to Helen it is home return'd,
¶There to remaine.
¶Lest to thy perill thou abide it deare.
¶Looke where thy Loue comes, yonder is thy deare.
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Enter Hermia.
¶Her. Dark night, that from the eye his function takes,
1205The eare more quicke of apprehension makes,
¶It paies the hearing double recompence.
¶Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander found,
¶Mine eare (I thanke it) brought me to that sound.
¶Faire Helena; who more engilds the night,
1215Then all yon fierie oes, and eies of light.
¶The hate I bare thee, made me leaue thee so?
1220Now I perceiue they haue conioyn'd all three,
¶Iniurous Hermia, most vngratefull maid,
¶To baite me, with this foule derision?
¶When wee haue chid the hasty footed time,
¶For parting vs; O, is all forgot?
1230We Hermia, like two Artificiall gods,
¶Haue with our needles, created both one flower,
¶Both warbling of one song, both in one key;
¶As if our hands, our sides, voices, and mindes
1235Had beene incorporate. So we grew together,
¶Like to a double cherry, seeming parted,
¶But yet a vnion in partition,
¶Two louely berries molded on one stem,
¶So with two seeming bodies, but one heart,
1240Two of the first life coats in Heraldry,
¶Due but to one and crowned with one crest.
¶And will you rent our ancient loue asunder,
¶To ioyne with men in scorning your poore friend?
¶It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly.
1245Our sexe as well as I, may chide you for it,
¶Though I alone doe feele the iniurie.
1250To follow me, and praise my eies and face?
¶And made your other loue, Demetrius
¶(Who euen but now did spurne me with his foote)
1255To her he hates? and wherefore doth Lysander
¶And tender me (forsooth) affection,
¶What though I be not so in grace as you,
1260So hung vpon with loue, so fortunate?
1265Make mouthes vpon me when I turne my backe,
¶If you haue any pittie, grace, or manners,
¶You would not make me such an argument:
1270But fare ye well, 'tis partly mine owne fault,
¶My loue, my life, my soule, faire Helena.
¶Hel. O excellent!
¶Helen, I loue thee, by my life I doe;
¶Dem. Quick, come.
¶Lys. Away, you Ethiope.
¶Take on as you would follow,
¶But yet come not: you are a tame man, go.
¶What change is this sweete Loue?
¶Lys. Thy loue? out tawny Tartar, out;
1295Out loathed medicine; O hated poison hence.
¶Lys. Demetrius: I will keepe my word with thee.
¶Dem. I would I had your bond: for I perceiue
1300A weake bond holds you; Ile not trust your word.
¶Although I hate her, Ile not harme her so.
¶Her. What, can you do me greater harme then hate?
¶Hate me, wherefore? O me, what newes my Loue?
1305Am not I Hermia? Are not you Lysander?
¶I am as faire now, as I was ere while.
¶Since night you lou'dme; yet since night you left me.
¶Why then you left me (O the gods forbid
1310Lys. I, by my life;
¶Therefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt;
¶Be certaine, nothing truer: 'tis no iest,
¶That I doe hate thee, and loue Helena.
¶You theefe of loue; What, haue you come by night,
¶And stolne my loues heart from him?
¶Hel. Fine yfaith:
¶Impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
¶Fie, fie, you counterfeit, you puppet, you.
¶Now I perceiue that she hath made compare
1330How low am I, thou painted May-pole? Speake,
¶How low am I? I am not yet so low,
¶But that my nailes can reach vnto thine eyes.
¶Hel. I pray you though you mocke me, gentlemen,
¶Let her not hurt me; I was neuer curst:
¶I am a right maide for my cowardize;
¶Let her not strike me: you perhaps may thinke,
¶That I can match her.
1340Her. Lower? harke againe.
¶I euermore did loue you Hermia,
¶Did euer keepe your counsels, neuer wronged you,
¶Saue that in loue vnto Demetrius,
1345I told him of your stealth vnto this wood.
¶He followed you, for loue I followed him,
¶But he hath chid me hence, and threatned me
¶And now, so you will let me quiet go,
1350To Athens will I beare my folly backe,
¶And follow you no further. Let me go.
¶Her. With Demetrius.
¶Her. Little againe? Nothing but low and little?
¶Why will you suffer her to flout me thus?
¶Let me come to her.
1365Lys. Get you gone you dwarfe,
¶You bead, you acorne.
¶Dem. You are too officious,
1370Let her alone, speake not of Helena,
¶Take not her part. For if thou dost intend
¶Thou shalt abide it.
¶Of thine or mine is most in Helena.
¶Dem. Follow? Nay, Ile goe with thee cheeke by
¶iowle.
Exit Lysander and Demetrius.
1380Nay, goe not backe.
¶Your hands then mine, are quicker for a fray,
¶My legs are longer though to runne away.
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Enter Oberon and Pucke.
¶Did not you tell me, I should know the man,
1390By the Athenian garments he hath on?
¶That I haue nointed an Athenians eies,
¶Hie therefore Robin, ouercast the night,
¶The starrie Welkin couer thou anon,
¶With drooping fogge as blacke as Acheron,
1400As one come not within anothers way.
¶Then stirre Demetrius vp with bitter wrong;
¶And sometime raile thou like Demetrius;
¶And from each other looke thou leade them thus,
1405Till ore their browes, death-counterfeiting, sleepe
¶With leaden legs, and Battie-wings doth creepe:
¶Whose liquor hath this vertuous propertie,
¶To take from thence all error, with his might,
1410And make his eie-bals role with wonted sight.
¶When they next wake, all this derision
¶And backe to Athens shall the Louers wend
1415Whiles I in this affaire do thee imply,
¶Ile to my Queene, and beg her Indian Boy;
¶And then I will her charmed eie release
¶And yonder shines Auroras harbinger;
¶Troope home to Church-yards; damned spirits all,
1425Alreadie to their wormie beds are gone;
¶They wilfully themselues dxile from light,
1430I, with the mornings loue haue oft made sport,
¶And like a Forrester, the groues may tread,
¶Euen till the Easterne gate all fierie red,
¶Puck. Vp and downe, vp and downe, I will leade
¶them vp and downe: I am fear'd in field and towne.
¶Goblin, lead them vp and downe: here comes one.
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Enter Lysander.
¶Lys. Where art thou, proud Demetrius?
¶Speake thou now.
¶Rob. Here villaine, drawne & readie. Where art thou?
1445Rob. Follow me then to plainer ground.
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Enter Demetrius.
¶Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled?
¶And wilt not come? Come recreant, come thou childe,
¶Ile whip thee with a rod. He is defil'd
¶That drawes a sword on thee.
1455Dem. Yea, art thou there?
¶When I come where he cals, then he's gone.
¶The villaine is much lighter heel'd then I:
¶That fallen am I in darke vneuen way,
¶For if but once thou shew me thy gray light,
¶Ile finde Demetrius, and reuenge this spight.
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Enter Robin and Demetrius.
1470Where art thou?
¶Rob. Come hither, I am here.
¶deere,
¶If euer I thy face by day-light see.
¶To measure out my length on this cold bed,
¶By daies approach looke to be visited.
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Enter Helena.
¶Hel. O weary night, O long and tedious night,
¶That I may backe to Athens by day-light,
¶Steale me a while from mine owne companie.
Sleepe.
1485Rob. Yet but three? Come one more,
¶Two of both kindes makes vp foure.
¶Cupid is a knauish lad,
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Enter Hermia.
1490Thus to make poore females mad.
¶Bedabbled with the dew, and torne with briars,
¶I can no further crawle, no further goe;
¶My legs can keepe no pace with my desires.
1495Here will I rest me till the breake of day,
¶Ile apply your eie gentle louer, remedy.
1500True delight in the sight of thy former Ladies eye,
¶And the Country Prouerb knowne,
¶That euery man should take his owne,
¶well.
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They sleepe all the Act.
