Measure for Measure (Folio 1, 1623)
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Measure for Measure.
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¶Elb. Marry Sir, he hath offended the Law; and Sir,
1505we take him to be a Theefe too Sir: for wee haue found
¶to the Deputie.
¶Duke. Fie, sirrah, a Bawd, a wicked bawd,
1510That is thy meanes to liue. Do thou but thinke
¶What 'tis to cram a maw, or cloath a backe
¶From their abhominable and beastly touches
¶I drinke, I eate away my selfe, and liue:
1515Canst thou beleeue thy liuing is a life,
¶So stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend.
¶But yet Sir I would proue.
1520Thou wilt proue his. Take him to prison Officer:
¶Ere this rude beast will profit.
¶Elb. He must before the Deputy Sir, he ha's giuen
¶him warning: the Deputy cannot abide a Whore-ma-
1525ster: if he be a Whore-monger, and comes before him,
¶he were as good go a mile on his errand.
¶Duke. That we were all, as some would seeme to bee
¶From our faults, as faults from seeming free.
¶
1530Elb. His necke will come to your wast, a Cord sir.
Enter Lucio.
¶and a friend of mine.
¶Luc. How now noble Pompey? What, at the wheels
¶of Casar? Art thou led in triumph? What is there none
1535of Pigmalions Images newly made woman to bee had
¶now, for putting the hand in the pocket, and extracting
¶Tune, Matter, and Method? Is't not drown'd i'th last
1540Man? Which is the vvay? Is it sad, and few words?
¶Or how? The tricke of it?
1550son Pompey?
¶I sent thee thether: for debt Pompey? Or how?
¶Elb. For being a baud, for being a baud.
¶the due of a baud, why 'tis his right. Baud is he doubt-
¶Pompey: Commend me to the prison Pompey, you will
¶turne good husband now Pompey, you vvill keepe the
1560house.
¶Luc. No indeed vvil I not Pompey, it is not the wear:
¶I will pray ( Pompey) to encrease your bondage if you
¶take it not patiently: Why, your mettle is the more:
1565Adieu trustie Pompey.
¶Duke. And you.
1570Clo. You will not baile me then Sir?
¶Luc. Then Pompey, nor now: what newes abroad Fri-
¶er? What newes?
¶Luc. Goe to kennell ( Pompey) goe:
1575What newes Frier of the Duke?
¶Duke. I know none: can you tell me of any?
¶some, he is in Rome: but where is he thinke you?
1580him well.
¶from the State, and vsurpe the beggerie hee was neuer
¶borne to: Lord Angelo Dukes it well in his absence: he
1585Duke. He do's well in't.
¶Luc. A little more lenitie to Lecherie would doe no
¶harme in him: Something too crabbed that way, Frier.
¶Frier, till eating and drinking be put downe. They say
¶this Angelo vvas not made by Man and Woman, after
¶this downe-right vvay of Creation: is it true, thinke
¶you?
¶that he vvas begot betweene two Stock-fishes. But it
¶is certaine, that when he makes water, his Vrine is con-
¶geal'd ice, that I know to bee true: and he is a motion
1600generatiue, that's infallible.
¶the rebellion of a Cod-peece, to take away the life of a
¶man? Would the Duke that is absent haue done this?
1605Ere he vvould haue hang'd a man for the getting a hun-
1610for Women, he was not enclin'd that vvay.
¶Luc. Oh Sir, you are deceiu'd.
¶Luc. Who, not the Duke? Yes, your beggar of fifty:
1615Duke had Crochets in him. Hee would be drunke too,
¶that let me informe you.
¶the Duke, and I beleeue I know the cause of his vvith-
1620drawing.
¶in the teeth and the lippes: but this I can let you vnder-
1625vvise.
1630hath helmed, must vppon a warranted neede, giue him
¶a better proclamation. Let him be but testimonied in
¶his owne bringings forth, and hee shall appeare to the
¶enuious, a Scholler, a Statesman, and a Soldier: there-
1635more, it is much darkned in your malice.
G
Luc.
