King Lear (Quarto 2, 1619)
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Enter Kent, and Steward.
¶Kent. I.
¶Kent. In the mire.
1080Stew. Prethee if thou loue me, tell me.
¶Kent. I loue thee not.
¶Stew. Why then I care not for thee.
¶Kent. If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care
¶_for me.
¶Kent. Fellow I know thee.
¶art nothing but the composition of a knaue, begger, coward,
1095pander, and the sonne and heire of a mungrell bitch, whom I will
¶the addition.
¶that's neither knowne of thee, nor knowes thee.
¶heeles before the King? draw you rogue, for though it be night
you whoreson cullyonly barber-munger, draw.
¶Stew. Away, I haue nothing to do with thee.
¶take Vanity the puppets part, against the royalty of her father,
¶call, come your wayes.
¶Stew. Helpe, ho, murther, helpe.
1115strike.
¶Stew. Helpe, ho, murther, helpe.
¶
Enter Edmund with his Rapier drawne, Glocester, the
Duke and Dutchesse.
¶Bast. How now, what's the matter?
1120you, come on yong master.
¶Glost. Weapons, armes, what's the matter here?
¶what's the matter?
¶haue made him so ill, though he had bene but two houres at the
trade.
¶Glost. Speake yet, how grew your quarrell?
¶of his gray-beard.
¶if you will giue me leaue, I will tread this vnboulted villaine in-
¶to morter, and daube the wals of a Iaques with him; spare my
1140gray-beard you wagtaile?
¶Duke. Why are thou angry?
¶Like Rats oft bite those cordes in twaine,
¶That in the natures of their Lords rebell,
¶Reneag, affirme, and turne their halcion beakes
¶With euery gale and vary of their masters,
¶Knowing nought like daies but following,
¶A plague vpon your Epilipticke visage,
1155Smoile you my speeches, as I were a foole?
¶Goose, if I had you vpon Sarum Plaine,
¶Ide send you cackling home to Camulet.
¶Duke. What art thou mad olde fellow?
1160Kent. No contraries hold more antipathy,
¶Then I and such a knaue.
¶Kent. His countenance likes me not.
1165Duke. No more perchance doth mine, or his, or hers.
¶Kent. Sir, tis my occupation to be plaine,
¶I haue seene better faces in my time,
¶Before me at this instant.
¶And constraines the garb quite from his nature,
¶He cannot flatter he, he must be plaine,
1175If not hee's plaine, these kinde of knaues I know,
¶And more corrupter ends, then twenty silly ducking,
¶Vnder the allowance of your grand aspect.
¶Whose influence like the wreath of radient fire
¶In flitkering Phœbus front.
¶much; I know sir, I am no flatterer, he that beguild you in a plain
¶accent, was a plaine knaue, which for my part I wil not be, thogh
1190Duke. What's the offence you gaue him?
1195Tript me behinde, being downe, insulted, raild,
¶And put vpon his such a deale of man, that
¶That worthied him, got praises of the King,
¶And in the flechuent of this dread exploit,
1200Drew on me heere againe.
1205Wee'l teach you.
¶Reg. Till noone, till night my Lord, and all night too.
1215Kent. Why Madam, if I were your fathers dog you could not
¶Reg. Sir, being his knaue, I will.
¶His fault is much, and the good King his Master
1221.1Will checke him for't; your purposd low correction
1226.1For following her affaires, put in his legs,
¶Come my Lord, away.
Exit.
1230Will not be rubd nor stopt, Ile intreate for thee.
¶A good mans fortune may grow out at heeles,
¶Giue you good morrow.
1235Glost. The Duke's too blame in this, twill be ill tooke.
¶
Exit.
¶Thou out of heauens benediction comest
¶To the warme Sunne.
1240Approach thou beacon to this vnder-globe,
¶That by thy comfortable beames I may
¶But misery, I know tis from Cordelia,
¶Who hath most fortunately bene informed
¶Take vantage heauy eies not to behold
¶This shamefull lodging; Fortune goodnight,
1250Smile, once more turne thy wheele.
He sleepes.
