¶Ken. If but as well I other accents borrow, that can my
speech
¶defu
se, my good intent may carry through it
selfe to that ful i
s-
¶sue for which I raizd my likene
sse; now bani
sht
Kent, if thou
535can
st
serue where thou do
st
stand condemn'd, thy ma
ster whom
¶thou loue
st,
shall finde the full of labour.
¶Lear. Let me not
stay a iot for dinner, goe get it ready: how
¶Lear. What do
st thou profe
sse? what would
st thou with vs?
¶Kent. I doe profe
sse to bee no le
sse then I
seeme to
serue him
545truely that wil put me in tru
st, to loue him that is hone
st, to con-
¶uer
se with him that is wi
se and
saies little, to feare iudgement,
¶to fight when I cannot chu
se, and to eate no fi
sh.
550Kent. A very hone
st hearted fellow, and as poore as the King.
¶Lear. If thou be as poore for a
subiect, as he is for a king, thou
¶art poore enough, what would
st thou?
¶Kent. Seruice.
Lear. Who wouldst thou serue?
¶Kent. You.
Lear. Dost thou know me fellow?
¶Kent. No
sir, but you haue that in your countenance, which
¶I would faine call Ma
ster.
560Lear. What's that?
Kent. Authority.
¶Lear. What
seruices can
st thou do?
¶Kent. I can keepe hone
st coun
saile, ride, run, marre a curious
¶tale in telling it, and deliuer a plaine me
ssage bluntly, that which
565ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified, and the be
st of me, is
¶Kent. Not
so young to loue a woman for
singing, nor
so old to
¶dote on her for any thing, I haue yeares on my backe forty eight.
¶Lear. Follow me, thou
shalt
serue me, if I like thee no wor
se
¶after dinner, I will not part from thee yet; dinner ho, dinner,
¶where's my knaue my foole, goe you and call my foole hether,
¶you
sirra, where's my daughter?
¶Steward. So plea
se you -----
¶Lear. What
saies the fellow there? call the clat-pole backe,
¶where's my foole? ho, I thinke the world's a
sleepe, how now,
580Kent. He
saies my Lord, your daughter is not well.
¶Lear. Why came not the
slaue backe to me when I call'd him?
¶Seruant. Sir, he an
swered me in the rounde
st mannner, hee
Lear. He would not?
¶Seruant. My Lord, I know not what the matter is, but to my
¶iudgement, your Highne
sse is not entertain'd with that ceremo-
¶nious affection as you were wont, there's a great abatement ap-
¶peares as well in the generall dependants, as in the Duke him
selfe
590al
so, and your daughter.
¶Lear. Ha,
sai
st thou
so?
¶Seruant. I be
seech you pardon me my Lord, if I be mi
staken,
¶for my duty cannot be
silent, when I thinke your Highne
sse is
¶Lear. Thou but remembre
st me of mine owne conception, I
¶haue perceiued a mo
st faint neglect of late, which I haue rather
¶blamed as mine owne iealous curio
sity, then as a very pretence
¶and purport of vnkindnes; I will look further into it, but wher's
600this foole? I haue not
seene him this two daies.
¶Seruant. Since my young Ladies going into
France sir, the
¶foole hath much pined away.
¶Lear. No more of that, I haue noted it, goe you and tell my
605daughter, I would
speake with her, go you call hither my foole;
¶O you
sir, you
sir, come you hither, who am I
sir?
610Lear. My Ladies Father, my Lords knaue, you whore
son dog,
¶Stew. I am none of this my Lord, I be
seech you pardon me.
¶Lear. Do you bandy lookes with me you ra
scall?
615Stew. Ile not be
strucke my Lord.
¶Kent. Nor tript neither, you ba
se football plaier.
¶Lear. I thanke thee fellow, thou
seru'
st me, and ile loue thee.
¶Kent. Come
sir, ile teach you differences, away, away, if you
620will mea
sure your lubbers length againe, tarry, but away, you
¶Lear. Now friendly knaue I thanke thee, there's earne
st of
625Foole. Let me hire him too, here's my coxcombe.
¶Lear. How now my pretty knaue, how do
st thou?
¶Foole. Sirra, you were be
st take my coxcombe.
¶Foole. Why for taking ones part that's out of fauour, nay and
630thou can
st not
smile as the winde
sits, thou't catch colde
shortly,
¶there take my coxcombe; why this fellow hath bani
sht two of
¶his daughters, and done the third a ble
ssing again
st his will, if
¶thou follow him, thou mu
st needs weare my coxcombe, how
¶now nunckle, would I had two coxcombes, and two daughters.
¶Foole. If I gaue them any liuing, ide keepe my coxcombe my
¶selfe, theres mine, beg another of thy daughters.
640Lear. Take heed
sirra, the whip.
¶Foole. Truth is, a dog that mu
st to kennell, he mu
st bee whipt
¶out, when Lady oth'e brach may
stand by the fire and
stinke.
¶Lear. A pe
stilent g[u]ll to me.
645Foole. Sirra, ile teach thee a
speech.
Lear. Do.
¶Foole. Marke it Vnckle; haue more then thou
shewe
st,
speake
¶le
sse then thou knowe
st, lend le
sse then thou owe
st, ride more
¶thou goe
st, learne more then thou trowe
st,
set le
sse then thou
¶throwe
st, leaue thy drinke and thy whore, and keepe in a doore,
¶and thou
shalt haue more, then two tens to a
score.
¶Lear. This is nothing foole.
¶Foole. Then like the breath of an vnfeed Lawyer, you gaue me
660nothing for it; can you make no v
se of nothing Vncle?
¶Lear. Why no boy, nothing can be made out of nothing.
¶Foole. Prethee tell him,
so much the rent of his land comes to,
665he will not beleeue a foole.
¶Foole. Do
st thou know the difference my boy, betweene a bit-
¶ter foole, and a
sweete foole.
669.1Foole. That Lord that coun
saild thee to giue away thy Land,
¶Come place him heere by me, do thou for him
stand,
¶The
sweete and bitter foole will pre
sently appeare,
¶The one in motley here, the other found out there.
.5Lear. Do
st thou call me foole boy?
¶Foole. Al thy other Titles thou ha
st giuen away, that thou wa
st
¶Kent. This is not altogether foole my Lord.
¶Foole. No faith, Lords and great men will not let me, if I had
.10a monopolie out, they would haue part on't, and lodes too, they
¶will not let me haue all foole to my
selfe, thei'l be
snatching; giue
670me an egge Nunckle, and ile giue thee two crownes.
¶Lear. What two crownes
shall they be?
¶Foole. Why after I haue cut the egge in the middle and eate vp
¶the meate, the two crownes of the egge: when thou cloue
st thy
675crowne in the middle, and gaue
st away both parts, thou bore
st
¶thy a
sse on thy back ore the dirt, thou had
st little wit in thy bald
¶crowne, when thou gaue
st thy golden one away; if I
speak like
¶my
selfe in this, let him be whipt that fir
st findes it
so.
680Fooles had nere le
sse wit in a yeare,
¶For wi
se men are growne foppi
sh,
¶They know not how their wits do weare,
¶Their manners are
so api
sh.
¶Lear. When were you wont to be
so full of
songs
sirra?
685Foole. I haue v
sed it Nuncle, euer
since thou mad'
st thy daugh-
¶ters thy mother, for when thou gaue
st them the rod, and put
st
¶downe thine owne breeches, then they for
sudden ioy did weep,
¶and I for
sorrow
sung, that
such a King
should play bo-peepe,
690and goe the fooles among: prethee Nunckle keepe a
schoole-
¶ma
ster that can teach thy foole to lie, I would faine learne to lie.
¶Lear. If you lie, wee'l haue you whipt.
695Foole. I maruell what kin thou and thy daughters are, they'l
¶haue me whipt for
speaking true, thou wilt haue mee whipt for
¶lying, and
sometime I am whipt for holding my peace, I had ra-
¶ther be any kinde of thing then a foole, and yet I would not bee
¶thee Nunckle, thou ha
st pared thy wit a both
sides, and left no-
700thing in the middle; heere comes one of the parings.
¶Lear. How now daughter, what makes that Frontlet on,
¶Me-thinkes you are too much alate it'h frowne.
705Foole. Thou wa
st a pretty fellow when thou had
st no neede to
¶care for her frowne, thou, thou art an O without a figure, I am
¶better then thou art now, I am a foole, thou art nothing, yes for-
¶sooth I will hold my tongue,
so your face bids me, though you
710Mum, mum, he that keepes neither cru
st nor crum,
¶Weary of all,
shall want
some, That's a
sheald pe
scod.
¶Gon. Not onely
sir this, your all-licenc'd foole, but other of
¶your in
solent retinue do hourely carpe and quarrell, breaking
¶foorth in ranke and (not to be endured riots) Sir, I had thought
¶by making this well knowne vnto you, to haue found a
safe re-
¶dre
sse, but now grow fearefull by what your
selfe too late haue
¶spoke and done, that you protect this cour
se, and put on by your
720allowance, which if you
should, the fault would not
scape cen-
¶sure, nor the redre
sse
sleepe, which in the tender of a whole
some
¶weal, might in their working do you that offence, that el
se were
¶shame, that then nece
ssity mu
st call di
screete proceedings.
¶Foole. For you trow Nunckle, the hedge-
sparrow fed the Coo-
¶kow
so long, that it had it head bit off beit young,
so out went
¶the Candle, and we were left darkling.
730Lear. Are you our Daughter?
¶Gonorill. Come
sir, I would you would make v
se of that good
wisedome whereof I know you are fraught, and put away these
¶di
spo
sitions, that of late transforme you from what you rightly
735Foole. May not an A
sse know when the Cart drawes the hor
se,
¶Lear. Doth any here know me? why this is not
Lear; doth
740Lear walke thus?
speake thus? where are his eies, either his no-
¶tion, weakne
sse, or his di
scernings are lethergy,
sleeping or wa-
¶king; ha!
sure tis not
so, who is it that can tell me who I am?
¶Lears shadow? I would learne that, for by the markes of
soue-
744.1raignty, knowledge, & rea
son, I
should be fal
se per
swaded I had
¶Foole. Which they, will make an obedient Father.
745Le. Your name faire gentlewoman?
¶Gon. Come
sir, this admiration is much of the fauour of other
¶your new prankes; I do be
seech you vnder
stand my purpo
ses a-
¶right, as you are old and reuerend, you
should be wi
se, heere doe
750you keepe one hundred Knights and Squires, men
so di
sordered,
¶so deboy
st and bold, that this our Court infected with their
¶manners,
shewes like a riotous Inne, epicuri
sme and lu
st make
¶more like a Tauerne or Brothell, then a great Pallace, the
shame
755it
selfe doth
speake for in
stant remedy, bee thou de
sired by her,
¶that el
se will take the thing
she begs, a little to di
squantity your
¶traine, and the remainder that
shall
still depend, to be
such men
760as may be
sort your age, and know them
selues and you.
¶Lear. Darkne
sse and Diuels!
saddle my hor
ses, call my traine
¶together, degenerate ba
stard, ile not trouble thee; yet haue I left
¶Gon. You
strike my people, and your di
sordered rabble, make
¶seruants of their betters.
¶Lear. We that too late repent's vs; O
sir, are you come? Is it
770your will that we prepare any hor
ses, ingratitude! thou marble-
¶hearted fiend, more hideous when thou
shewe
st thee in a childe,
¶then the Sea-mon
ster, dete
sted kite, thou le
ssen my traine and
¶men of choi
se and rare
st parts, that all particulars of duty know,
¶and in the mo
st exact regard,
support the wor
shippes of their
¶name, O mo
st
small fault, how vgly did
st thou in
Cordelia shew,
¶that like an engine wrencht my frame of nature from the fixt
¶place, drew from my heart all loue, & added to the gall; ô
Lear,
¶Lear beate at this gate that let thy folly in, and thy deare iudg-
785ment out, goe, goe, my people?
¶Duke. My Lord, I am guiltle
sse as I am ignorant.
¶Lear. It may be
so my Lord, harke
Nature, heare deere God-
¶de
sse,
su
spend thy purpo
se, if thou did
st intend to make this cre-
¶ture fruitefull, into her wombe conuey
sterility, dry vp in her the
¶Organs of encrea
se, and from her derogate body neuer
spring a
795babe to honor her; if
she mu
st teem, create her childe of
spleen,
¶that it may liue and be a thourt di
suetur'd torment to her, let it
¶stampe wrinckles in her brow of youth, with accent teares, fret
¶channels in her cheek[e]s, turne all her mothers paines and bene-
800fits to laughter and contempt, that
shee may feele, how
sharper
¶then a
serpents tooth it is, to haue a thankle
sse childe, goe, goe,
¶Duke. Now Gods that we adore, whereof comes this!
¶Gon. Neuer afflict your
selfe to know the cau
se, but let his di
s-
¶po
sition haue that
scope that dotage giues it.
810Lear. What, fifty of my followers at a clap, within a fortnight?
¶Duke. What is the matter
sir?
¶Lear. Ile tell thee, life and death! I am
sham'd that thou ha
st
815power to
shake my man-hood thus, that the
se hot teares that
¶breake from me perforce,
should make the wor
st bla
sts and fogs
¶vpon the vntender woundings of a fathers cur
se, peru
se euery
820sence about the olde fond eies, be-weepe this cau
se againe, ile
¶plucke you out, and you can ca
st with the waters that you make to
¶temper clay, yea, is it come to this? yet haue I left a daughter,
825whom I am
sure is kinde and comfortable, when
she
shall heare
¶this of thee, with her nailes
shee'l fley thy wolui
sh vi
sage, thou
¶shalt finde that ile re
sume the
shape, which thou doe
st thinke I
¶haue ca
st off for euer, thou
shalt I warrant thee.
830Gon. Do you marke that my Lord?
¶Duke. I cannot be
so partiall
Gonorill to the great loue I beare
¶Gon. Come
sir, no more ; you, more knaue then foole, after your
835Foole. Nuncle
Lear, Nuncle
Lear, tarry and take the foole with
¶a fox when one has caught her, and
such a daughter,
should
sure
¶to the
slaughter, if my cap would buy a halter,
so the foole fol-
848.1Oswald. Heere Madam.
¶Gon. What, haue you writ this letter to my
si
ster?
860Gon. Take you
some company, and away to hor
se, informe her
¶full of my particular feares, and thereto adde
such rea
sons of your
¶owne, as may compact it more, get you gone, and after your re-
¶turne -------- now my Lord, this mildie gentlene
sse and cour
se of
865yours though I di
slike not, yet vnder pardon y'are much more a-
¶lapt want of wi
sedome, then prai
se for harmfull mildne
sse.
¶Duke. How farre your eies may pierce I cannot tell,
870Striuing to better ought, we marre what's well.
¶Duke. Well, well, the euent.
Exit.