King Lear (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scena Secunda.
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Enter Kent, and Steward seuerally.
¶Kent. I.
¶Kent. I'th'myre.
¶Kent. I loue thee not.
¶Ste. Why then I care not for thee.
¶thee care for me.
¶Kent. Fellow I know thee.
¶finicall Rogue, one Trunke-inheriting slaue, one that
¶thing but the composition of a Knaue, Begger, Coward,
1095Pandar, and the Sonne and Heire of a Mungrill Bitch,
¶one whom I will beate into clamours whining, if thou
¶to raile on one, that is neither knowne of thee, nor
1100knowes thee?
¶Kent. What a brazen-fac'd Varlet art thou, to deny
¶heeles, and beate thee before the King? Draw you rogue,
¶for though it be night, yet the Moone shines, Ile make a
¶Barber-monger, draw.
¶Stew. Away, I haue nothing to do with thee.
¶gainst the King, and take Vanitie the puppets part, a-
1110gainst the Royaltie of her Father: draw you Rogue, or
¶your waies.
¶Ste. Helpe, ho, murther, helpe.
¶Stew. Helpe hoa, murther, murther.
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Enter Bastard, Cornewall, Regan, Gloster, Seruants.
¶Bast. How now, what's the matter? Part.
¶Glo. Weapons? Armes? what's the matter here?
¶againe, what is the matter?
¶made thee.
¶Kent. A Taylor Sir, a Stone-cutter, or a Painter, could
¶not haue made him so ill, though they had bin but two
¶yeares oth'trade.
¶Cor. Speake yet, how grew your quarrell?
¶at sute of his gray-beard.
¶my Lord, if you will giue me leaue, I will tread this vn-
¶boulted villaine into morter, and daube the wall of a
1140Iakes with him. Spare my gray-beard, you wagtaile?
¶You beastly knaue, know you no reuerence?
¶Kent. Yes Sir, but anger hath a priuiledge.
¶Cor. Why art thou angrie?
¶Like Rats oft bite the holy cords a twaine,
¶That in the natures of their Lords rebell,
1150Being oile to fire, snow to the colder moodes,
¶Reuenge, affirme, and turne their Halcion beakes
¶With euery gall, and varry of their Masters,
¶Knowing naught (like dogges) but following:
¶A plague vpon your Epilepticke visage,
1155Smoile you my speeches, as I were a Foole?
¶Goose, if I had you vpon Sarum Plaine,
¶I'ld driue ye cackling home to Camelot.
¶Corn. What art thou mad old Fellow?
1160Kent. No contraries hold more antipathy,
¶Then I, and such a knaue.
¶What is his fault?
¶Kent. His countenance likes me not.
1165Cor. No more perchance do's mine, nor his, nor hers.
¶Kent. Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plaine,
¶I haue seene better faces in my time,
¶Before me, at this instant.
¶Quite from his Nature. He cannot flatter he,
1175And they will take it so, if not, hee's plaine.
¶Harbour more craft, and more corrupter ends,
¶That stretch their duties nicely.
¶Vnder th'allowance of your great aspect,
¶Whose influence like the wreath of radient fire
¶On flicking Phoebus front.
¶mend so much; I know Sir, I am no flatterer, he that be-
¶guild you in a plaine accent, was a plaine Knaue, which
¶for my part I will not be, though I should win your
1190Corn. What was th'offence you gaue him?
¶Ste. I neuer gaue him any:
¶It pleas'd the King his Master very late
1195Tript me behind: being downe, insulted, rail'd,
¶And put vpon him such a deale of Man,
¶That worthied him, got praises of the King,
¶And in the fleshment of this dead exploit,
1200Drew on me here againe.
¶But Aiax is there Foole.
¶Corn. Fetch forth the Stocks?
¶You stubborne ancient Knaue, you reuerent Bragart,
1205Wee'l teach you.
¶Kent. Sir, I am too old to learne:
¶Call not your Stocks for me, I serue the King.
¶Corn. Fetch forth the Stocks;
¶Reg. Till noone? till night my Lord, and all night too.
1215Kent. Why Madam, if I were your Fathers dog,
¶Should haue him thus restrained.
1230Will not be rub'd nor stopt, Ile entreat for thee.
¶Kent. Pray do not Sir, I haue watch'd and trauail'd hard,
¶A good mans fortune may grow out at heeles:
¶Giue you good morrow.
1235Glo. The Duke's too blame in this,
¶'Twill be ill taken.
Exit.
¶Thou out of Heauens benediction com'st
¶To the warme Sun.
1240Approach thou Beacon to this vnder Globe,
¶That by thy comfortable Beames I may
¶But miserie. I know 'tis from Cordelia,
¶Who hath most fortunately beene inform'd
¶From this enormous State, seeking to giue
¶Take vantage heauie eyes, not to behold
¶This shamefull lodging. Fortune goodnight,
1250Smile once more, turne thy wheele.
