The London Prodigal (Folio 3, 1664)
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Enter Flowerdale.
¶Flow. A plague of the devil, the devil take the dice,
1430The dice, and the devil, and his damme go together:
¶Of all my hundred golden angels,
¶I have not left me one denier:
¶A pox of come a five, what shall I doe?
¶I can borrow no more of my credit:
1435There's not any of my acquaintance, man, nor boy,
¶I would I knew where to take a good purse,
¶And go clear away, by this light I'le venture for it,
1440I'le rob her, by this hand.
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Enter Delia and Artichoake.
¶The weather is hot, and I am something weary.
1445With leading, we'll go an extream moderate pace.
¶Art. O Lord, thieves, thieves.
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Exit Artichoake.
1450Delia. That voice I have heard often before this time,
¶What, brother Flowerdale become a thiefe?
¶Flow. I, a plague ont, I thank your father;
¶What the world must find me, I am borne to live,
¶Think of the shame that doth attend this fact.
1460Delia. No, bind me not, hold, there is all I have,
¶And would that money would redeem thy shame.
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Enter Oliver, Sir Arthur, and Artichoake.
¶Arti. Thieves, thieves, thieves.
1465Ha you a liked to bin a robbed?
¶did but jest with me.
¶meten us well, vang the that.
¶have a charge.
¶Delia. Here, brother Flowerdale, I'le lend you this
¶same money.
¶have a penny;
¶Who makes a triumphant life his dayly sport.
¶Farewell, and I pray God amend your life.
¶Farewell and be hanged, zyrrah, as I think so thou
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Exit all but Flowerdale.
¶This Devonshire man I think is made all of Pork,
¶His hands made onely for to heave up packs:
1490His heart as fat and big as his face,
¶As differing far from all brave gallant minds,
¶As I to serve the Hoggs, and drink with Hindes,
¶As I am very near now: well what remedie,
1495Then farewell life, and there's an end of all.
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Exeunt omnes.
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Enter Father, Luce, like a Dutch Frow, Civet,
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and his wife mistresse Frances.
