The London Prodigal (Folio 3, 1664)
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The London Prodigal.
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¶Wea. All, all, good man, he hath given you all.
¶Two Lordships of two hundred pound a year:
¶Debts and accounts are thirty thousand pound,
765Being of great demeans and wealth at Peckham.
¶Wea. How like you this good Knight? how like you this
?
¶Lan. I have done him wrong, but now I'le make amends,
¶He marry Luce, Luce shall be Flowerdale's.
¶and prevent their match, by promising your daughter to
¶that lovely Lad.
775Where be these knaves? what Artichoak, what Fop?
¶
Enter Artichoak.
¶Ar. Here be the very knaves, but not the merry knaves.
¶Lan. Here take my Cloak, I'le have a walk to Dedford.
780and Bucklers for your defence.
¶I'le have no fighting: I, let blows alone, bid Delia see
785cock.
_Arti. Well we will do it sir.
Exeunt.
¶
Enter Civet, Frank, and Delia.
¶Civ. By my troth this is good luck, I thank God for
¶Delia, now I may boldly call you so, for your father hath
790frank and freely given me his daughter Franck.
¶for I thank God I longed for a husband, and would I
¶might never stir, for one his name was Tom.
¶me nothing but Tom: and I'le call thee sweet heart, and
¶Delia. It will do very well with both of you.
800married?
¶Civ. No Franck, I'le have thee go like a Citizen
¶In a garded gown, and a French-hood.
¶Fran. By my troth that will be excellent indeed.
805Apparel you your self like to your father:
¶And let her go like to your ancient mother,
¶He sparing got his wealth, left it to you,
¶Brother take heed of pride, some bids thrift adieu.
¶Civ. So as my father and my mother went, that's a
¶Ruffe, and a white Cap.
¶And my father in a mocado coat, a pair of red Sattin
¶Sleeves, and a Canvis back.
¶Del. And yet his wealth was all as much as yours.
¶a year at Cuckolds-haven, and that comes to us all by
¶inheritanc .
¶Delia. That may indeed, 'tis very fitly plied,
820I know not how it comes, but so it falls out
¶And took no pleasure but to gather wealth,
¶Thinking of little that they leave behind:
¶For them they hope, will be of their like minde.
825But falls out contrary, forty years sparing
¶What will ensue, when all their coyn is gone,
¶And all to late, then Thrift is thought upon:
¶Oft have I heard, that Pride and Riot kist,
830And then repentance cryes, for had I wist.
¶mean to live within my bounds: for look you, I have set
¶down my rest thus far, but to maintain my wife in her
¶French Hood, and her Coach, keep a couple of Geldings,
835and a brace of Gray-hounds, and this is all I'le do.
¶Del. And you'll do this with forty pound a year?
¶Civet. By my troth well remembred, Frank,
840I'le give thee that to buy thee pinns.
¶Come, brother, will you in, dinner staies for us.
¶Do not think I'le go beyond my bounds.
¶
Enter young Flowerdale and his Father, with
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foyles in their hands.
¶Lancelot, and old Weathercock coming this way, they are
¶hard at hand, I will by no means be spoken withall.
¶Fath. I'le warrant you, go get you in.
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Enter Lancelot and Weathercock.
¶Lance. Is he within, my good fellow?
¶that stands upon his reputation, therefore he will not ad-
¶mit any conference till he hath shook them off.
865Lance. I prithee tell him his very good friend Sir
¶Lancelot Spurcock, intreats to speak with him.
¶do but beguile your hopes, and loose your labour.
¶I come to speak with him about other matters.
¶Either to redeem his honor, or leave his life behind him.
¶Lance. My friend, I do not know any quarrel, touch-
¶different nature to him, and I prithee to tell him.
¶Mind is bloudy: that's a round O,
¶And therefore, sir, intreaties is but vain:
¶
Enter Flowerdale.
885Good morrow Master Flowerdale.
¶Flow. Good morrow, good Sir Lancelot, good mor-
¶row, Master Weathercock.
¶By my troth, Gentlemen, I have been a reading over
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