Love's Labor's Lost (Quarto 1, 1598)
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Enter Berowne with a paper in his hand, alone.
¶Berow. The King he is hunting the Deare,
¶
They haue pitcht a Toyle, I am toyling in a pytch, pytch
¶that defiles; defile, a foule worde: Well, set thee downe
¶foole: Well proued wit. By the Lord this Loue is as madd
1340as Aiax, it kills Sheepe, it kills mee, I a Sheepe well prooued
¶againe a my side. I will not loue; if I do hang mee: I'fayth
¶I will not. O but her eye: by this light, but for her eye, I
¶would not loue her; yes for her two eyes. Well, I do nothing
¶in the world but lie, and lie in my throate. By heauen I doe
1345loue, and it hath taught me to rime, and to be mallicholie:
¶and heere is part of my Rime, and heare my mallicholie.
¶Well, she hath one a'my Sonnets already, the Clowne bore
¶care a pin, if the other three were in. Heere comes one with
¶a paper, God giue him grace to grone.
¶
He standes a side._The King entreth.
¶King. Ay mee!
¶him with thy Birdbolt vnder the left papp: in fayth secrets.
¶The night of dew that on my cheekes downe flowes,¶As doth thy face through teares of mine giue light:¶No drop but as a Coach doth carrie thee:¶So ridest thou triumphing in my wo.¶Do but beholde the teares that swell in me,¶And they thy glorie through my griefe will show:
1370But do not loue thy selfe, then thou will keepe¶O Queene of queenes, how farre doost thou excell,¶No thought can thinke, nor tongue of mortall tell.
1375Sweete leaues shade follie. Who is he comes heere?
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Enter Longauill.
The King steps a side.
¶What Longauill, and reading: listen eare.
1380Berow. Why he comes in like a periure, wearing papers.
¶Ber. One drunkard loues an other of the name.
¶Ber. I could put thee in comfort, not by two that I know,
¶The shape of Loues Tiburne, that hanges vp Simplicitie.
¶Disfigure not his Shop.
¶Did not the heanenly Rethorique of thine eye,
¶Gainst whom the world cannot holde argument,¶A Woman I forswore, but I will proue,¶My Vow was earthly, thou a heauenly Loue.1400Thy grace being gainde, cures all disgrace in mee.¶Vowes are but breath, and breath a vapoure is.¶Exhalst this vapour-vow in thee it is:¶If broken then, it is no fault of mine:
¶God amende vs, God amende, we are much out a th'way.
1410
Enter Dumaine.
¶Berow. All hid, all hid, an olde infant play,
¶And wretched fooles secrets heedfully ore ey.
1415More Sacks to the myll. O heauens I haue my wysh,
¶Duma. By heauen the woonder in a mortall eye.
¶Duma. Her Amber heires for foule hath amber coted.
¶Ber. An amber colourd Rauen was well noted.
¶Duma. As vpright as the Ceder.
1425Duma. As faire as day.
¶Long. And I had mine.
¶King. And mine too good Lord.
¶Raignes in my blood, and will remembred be.
1435Dum. Once more Ile reade the Odo that I haue writ.
¶Ber. Once more Ile marke how Loue can varrie Wit.
¶
Dumaine reads his Sonnet.
¶ On a day, alacke the day:¶ Loue, whose Month is euer May:¶ Playing in the wanton aire:¶ Through the Veluet, leaues the wind,¶ That the Louer sicke to death,
¶ Ayre (quoth he) thy cheekes may blow,¶ Ayre would I might triumph so.¶ But alacke my hand is sworne,¶ Nere to plucke thee from thy throne:1450 Vow alacke for youth vnmeete,¶ Do not call it sinne in me,¶ That I am forsworne for thee:¶ Thou for whom Ioue would sweare,1455 Iuno but an Æthiop were,¶ And denie himselfe for Ioue,¶ Turning mortall for thy loue.
1460O would the King, Berowne, and Longauill,
¶Were Louers too, ill to example ill,
¶Would from my forehead wipe a periurde note:
¶For none offende, where all alike do dote.
¶Long. Dumaine thy Loue is farre from charitie,
¶To be ore-hard and taken napping so.
¶You chide at him, offending twice as much.
1470You do not loue Maria? Longauile,
¶Did neuer Sonnet for her sake compile,
¶Nor neuer lay his wreathed armes athwart
¶His louing bosome, to keepe downe his hart.
1475And markt you both, and for you both did blush.
¶Ay mee sayes one! O Ioue the other cryes!
¶One her haires were Golde, Christal the others eyes.
1480You would for Parradise breake Fayth and troth,
¶And Ioue for your Loue would infringe an oth.
1485How will he triumph, leape, and laugh at it?
¶For all the wealth that euer I did see,
¶I would not haue him know so much by mee.
¶Ah good my Leidge, I pray thee pardon mee.
1490Good hart, What grace hast thou thus to reproue
¶Your eyes do make no couches in your teares.
¶Youle not be periurde, tis a hatefull thing:
¶But are you not a shamed? nay, are you not
¶All three of you, to be thus much ore'shot?
¶You found his Moth, the King your Moth did see:
¶But I a Beame do finde in each of three.
1500O what a Scaene of foolrie haue I seene,
¶To see great Hercules whipping a Gigge,
1505And profound Sallomon to tune a Iigge.
¶And Crittick Tymon laugh at idle toyes.
¶Where lies thy griefe, o tell me good Dumaine?
¶And gentle Longauill, where lies thy paine?
1510And where my Liedges? all about the brest.
¶ A Caudle hou!
¶Are we betrayed thus to thy ouer-view?
¶Ber. Not you by mee, but I betrayed to you.
¶To breake the vow I am ingaged in.
¶I am betrayed by keeping companie
¶With men like men of inconstancie.
1520Or grone for Ione? or spende a minutes time,
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hand, a foote, a face, an eye: a gate, a state, a brow, a brest,
¶a wast, a legge, a limme.
1525A true man, or a theefe, that gallops so.
¶King. Yf it marr nothing neither,
¶The treason and you goe in peace away togeather.
¶Cost. Of Dun Adramadio, Dun Adramadio.
¶Ber. A toy my Leedge, a toy: your grace needs not feare it.
¶Dum. It is Berownes writing, and heere is his name.
¶do me shame.
¶King. What?
¶Hee, hee, and you: and you my Leege, and I,
¶Duma. Now the number is euen.
¶As true we are as flesh and blood can be,
¶The Sea will ebb and flow, heauen shew his face:
1565Young blood doth not obay an olde decree.
¶That (like a rude and sauadge man of Inde.)
1575What peromptorie Eagle-sighted eye
¶Dares looke vpon the heauen of her brow,
¶That is not blinded by her maiestie?
¶My Loue (her Mistres) is a gracious Moone,
¶Ber. My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Berowne.
¶O, but for my Loue, day would turne to night,
¶Of all complexions the culd soueraigntie,
¶Do meete as at a faire in her faire cheeke,
1585Where seuerall worthies make one dignitie,
¶Lend me the florish of all gentle tongues,
¶Fie paynted Rethoricke, O shee needes it not,
¶A witherd Hermight fiuescore winters worne,
¶Might shake off fiftie, looking in her eye:
¶Beautie doth varnish Age, as if new borne,
¶And giues the Crutch the Cradles infancie.
1595O tis the Sunne that maketh all thinges shine.
¶King. By heauen, thy Loue is blacke as Ebonie.
¶Berow. Is Ebonie like her? O word deuine!
¶A wife of such wood were felicitie.
¶O who can giue an oth? Where is a booke?
1600That I may sweare Beautie doth beautie lacke,
¶If that she learne not of her eye to looke:
¶No face is fayre that is not full so blacke.
¶King. O paradox, Blacke is the badge of Hell,
¶The hue of dungions, and the Schoole of night:
1605And beauties crest becomes the heauens well.
¶O if in blacke my Ladyes browes be deckt,
¶It mournes, that painting vsurping haire
1610And therefore is she borne to make blacke fayre.
¶Her fauour turnes the fashion of the dayes,
¶For natiue blood is counted paynting now:
¶Paintes it selfe blacke, to imitate her brow.
¶Duma. Darke needes no Candles now, for darke is light.
¶Ile finde a fayrer face not washt to day.
¶Her feete were much too daintie for such tread.
¶King. But what of this, are we not all in loue?
¶King. Then leaue this chat, and good Berowne now proue
¶Our louing lawfull, and our fayth not torne.
¶Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheate the diuell.
¶Ber. O tis more then neede.
1640Haue at you then affections men at armes,
1645And abstinence ingenders maladies.
¶And where that you haue vowd to studie (Lordes)
¶In that each of you haue forsworne his Booke.
¶Can you still dreame and poare and thereon looke.
¶For when would you my Lord, or you, or you,
1650Haue found the ground of Studies excellence,
¶Without the beautie of a womans face?
¶From womens eyes this doctrine I deriue,
¶They are the Ground, the Bookes, the Achadems,
¶From whence doth spring the true Promethean fire.
¶The nimble spirites in the arteries,
¶As motion and long during action tyres
¶The sinnowy vigour of the trauayler.
¶Now for not looking on a womans face,
¶For where is any Authour in the worlde,
¶Teaches such beautie as a womas eye:
¶Learning is but an adiunct to our selfe,
1665And where we are, our Learning likewise is.
¶With our selues.
¶O we haue made a Vow to studie, Lordes,
1670And in that Vow we haue forsworne our Bookes:
¶For when would you (my Leedge) or you, or you?
¶In leaden contemplation haue found out
¶Such fierie Numbers as the prompting eyes,
¶Of beautis tutors haue inritcht you with:
1675Other slow Artes intirely keepe the braine:
¶And therefore finding barraine practizers,
¶But Loue first learned in a Ladies eyes,
¶Liues not alone emured in the braine:
1680But with the motion of all elamentes,
¶And giues to euery power a double power,
¶Aboue their functions and their offices.
¶It addes a precious seeing to the eye:
1685A Louers eyes will gaze an Eagle blinde.
¶Then are the tender hornes of Cockled Snayles.
¶For Valoure, is not Loue a Hercules?
¶Still clyming trees in the Hesperides.
¶As bright Appolos Lute, strung with his haire.
1695And when Loue speakes, the voyce of all the Goddes,
¶Make heauen drowsie with the harmonie.
¶Neuer durst Poet touch a pen to write,
¶Vntill his Incke were tempred with Loues sighes:
1700And plant in Tyrants milde humilitie.
¶From womens eyes this doctrine I deriue.
¶They are the Bookes, the Artes, the Achademes,
1705Els none at all in ought proues excellent.
¶Or keeping what is sworne, you will proue fooles,
¶Or for Loues sake, a worde that loues all men.
¶Or Womens sake, by whom we Men are Men.
¶It is Religion to be thus forsworne.
1715For Charitie it selfe fulfilles the Law:
¶And who can seuer Loue from Charitie.
¶King. Saint Cupid then and Souldiers to the fielde.
1720In conflict that you get the Sunne of them.
¶Some enterteinment for them in their Tentes.
¶Then homeward euery man attach the hand
¶Of his faire Mistres, in the afternoone
1730For Reuels, Daunces, Maskes, and merrie houres,
¶Forerunne faire Loue, strewing her way with flowers.
¶That will be time and may by vs befitted.
¶Light Wenches may proue plagues to men forsorne,
