Love's Labor's Lost (Quarto 1, 1598)
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Enter the Princesse of Fraunce, with three
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attending Ladies and three Lordes.
¶To parlee with the sole inheritoure
¶Of all perfections that a man may owe,
¶Then Aquitaine a Dowrie for a Queene.
500Be now as prodigall of all Deare grace,
¶As Nature was in making Graces deare,
¶And prodigally gaue them all to you.
¶Queene. Good L. Boyet, my beautie though but meane,
¶Beautie is bought by iudgement of the eye,
¶Then you much willing to be counted wise,
¶You are not ignorant all telling fame
¶Doth noyse abroad Nauar hath made a Vow,
515No Woman may approch his silent Court:
¶Before we enter his forbidden gates,
¶To know his pleasure, and in that behalfe
¶Bold of your worthines, we single you,
¶Tell him, the Daughter of the King of France
¶Importuous personall conference with his grace.
525Like humble visage Suters his high will.
¶Who are the Votaries my louing Lordes, that are vowfel-
¶lowes with this vertuous Duke?
530Lor. Longauill is one.
¶Princ. Know you the man?
¶Betweene L. Perigort and the bewtious heire
¶Of Iaques Fauconbridge solemnized.
535In Normandie saw I this Longauill,
¶Well fitted in artes, glorious in armes:
¶Nothing becoms him ill that he would well.
¶Is a sharpe Wit matcht with too blunt a Will:
¶Who are the rest?
¶Of all that Vertue loue, for Vertue loued.
¶For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
¶And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
¶And much too little of that good I saw,
555Is my report to his great worthines.
¶Was there with him, if I haue heard a trueth.
¶Berowne they call him, but a merrier man,
¶Within the limit of becomming mirth,
560I neuer spent an houres talke withall.
¶His eye begets occasion for his wit,
¶For euery obiect that the one doth catch,
¶The other turnes to a mirth-moouing iest.
¶Which his fayre tongue (conceites expositer)
565Deliuers in such apt and gracious wordes,
¶That aged eares play treuant at his tales.
¶And younger hearinges are quite rauished.
570That euery one her owne hath garnished,
¶Prin. Now, What admittance Lord?
575Boyet. Nauar had notice of your faire approch,
¶And he and his compettitours in oth,
¶Were all addrest to meete you gentle Lady
¶Before I came: Marrie thus much I haue learnt,
¶He rather meanes to lodge you in the feelde,
580Like one that comes heere to besiedge his Court,
¶To let you enter his vnpeeled house.
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Enter Nauar, Longauill, Dumaine, & Berowne.
¶Bo. Heere comes Nauar.
¶Prin. Faire I giue you backe againe, and welcome I haue
¶not yet: the roofe of this Court is too high to be yours, and
¶welcome to the wide fieldes too base to be mine.
¶Prin. I wilbe welcome then, Conduct me thither.
¶Nau. Not for the worldefaire Madame, by my will.
¶Where now his knowledge must proue ignorance.
600Tis deadlie sinne to keepe that oath my Lord,
¶To teach a teacher ill beseemeth mee.
¶For youle proue periurde if you make me staie.
¶Berowne. Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
610Kather. Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
¶Ber. I know you did.
¶Kath. Not till it leaue the rider in the mire.
¶Ber. What time a day?
620Kath. Faire fall the face it couers.
¶Ber. Nay then will I be gon.
¶Ferd. Madame, your father heere doth intimate,
625The payment of a hundred thousand Crownes,
¶Being but the one halfe of, of an intire summe,
¶But say that he, or we, as neither haue
¶Receiud that summe, yet there remaines vnpaide
¶One part of Aquitaine is bound to vs,
¶Although not valued to the monies worth.
¶If then the King your father will restore,
635We will giue vp our right in Aquitaine,
¶For here he doth pemaund to haue repaide,
¶A hundred thousand Crownes, and not demaunds
640One paiment of a hundred thousand Crownes,
¶To haue his title liue in Aquitaine.
¶Which we much rather had depart withall,
¶And haue the money by our father lent,
¶Then Aquitaine, so guelded as it is.
¶Prin. You do the King my father too much wrong,
650And wrong the reputation of your name,
¶Of that which hath so faithfully been paide.
¶And if you proue it, Ile repay it backe,
655Or yeelde vp Aquitaine.
¶Boyet you can produce acquittances,
¶Of Charles his father.
¶Where that and other specialties are bound:
665All liberall reason I will yeelde vnto.
¶Meane time receiue such welcome at my hand,
¶As honor (without breach of honor) may,
¶Make tender of to thy true worthines.
¶Your owne good thoughtes excuse me, and farewell.
¶Ber. Ladie I will commend you to my none hart.
¶Ros. Pray you, do my commendations, I would be glad
¶to see it.
680Ber. I would you heard it grone.
¶Ber. Sicke at the hart.
¶Ros. Alacke, let it blood.
¶Bar. Would that do it good?
¶Ber. Will you prickt with your eye.
¶Ros. No poynt, with my knife.
¶Ros. And yours from long liuing.
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Enter Dumaine.
¶Bo. Her mothers, I haue heard.
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Enter Berowne.
¶Bero. Whats her name in the capp?
710Boy. Katherin by good happ.
¶Not a word with him but a iest.
¶Prin. It was well done of you to take him at his word.
¶Boy. I was as willing to grapple as he was to boord.
720Lady Ka. Two hot Sheepes marie.
¶Bo. And wherefore not Shipps?
¶My lippes are no Common, though seuerall they be.
¶Bo. Belonging to whom?
¶La. To my fortunes and mee.
¶Prin. Good witts will be iangling, but gentles agree,
730This ciuill warre of wittes were much better vsed
¶On Nauar and his Bookmen, for heere tis abused.
¶Deceaue me not now, Nauar is infected.
735Prin. With what?
¶Bo. With that which we Louers intitle Affected.
¶Bo. Why all his behauiours did make their retire,
¶To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desier.
745To feele only looking on fairest of faire:
¶Who tendring their owne worth from where they were
(glast,
¶Did poynt you to buy them along as you past.
750His faces owne margent did coate such amazes,
¶That all eyes saw his eyes inchaunted with gazes.
¶Ile giue you Aquitaine, and all that is his,
¶I onelie haue made a mouth of his eie,
¶By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
760Lad. 2. He is Cupids Graundfather, and learnes newes
¶of him.
¶Lad. 3. Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is
¶but grim.
¶Boy. Do you heare my mad Wenches?
765Lad. No.
¶Lad. I, our way to be gone.
