Love's Labor's Lost (Quarto 1, 1598)
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Enter Ferdinand K. of Nauar, Berovvne,
Longauill, and Dumaine.
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Ferdinand.
5LET Fame, that all hunt after in their lyues,
¶Liue registred vpon our brazen Tombes,
¶And then grace vs, in the disgrace of death:
¶When spight of cormorant deuouring Time,
¶Thendeuour of this present breath may buy:
¶And make vs heires of all eternitie.
¶Therefore braue Conquerours, for so you are,
¶That warre agaynst your owne affections,
¶And the hudge armie of the worldes desires.
¶Nauar shall be the wonder of the worlde.
¶Our Court shalbe a lytlle Achademe,
¶Still and contemplatyue in lyuing art.
¶You three, Berowne, Dumaine, and Longauill,
20Haue sworne for three yeeres tearme, to liue with me:
¶That are recorded in this sedule here.
¶That his owne hand may strike his honour downe,
¶If you are armd to do, as sworne to do,
¶Subscribe to your deepe othes, and keepe it to.
¶The minde shall banquet, though the body pine,
30Fat paunches haue leane pates: and daynty bits
¶Make rich the ribbes, but bancrout quite the wits.
¶Dumaine My louing Lord, Dumaine is mortefied,
35To loue, to wealth, to pome, I pine and die,
¶So much deare Liedge, I haue already sworne,
¶That is, to lyue and study heere three yeeres.
¶As not to see a woman in that terme,
¶Which I hope well is not enrolled there.
¶And one day in a weeke to touch no foode:
¶And but one meale on euery day beside:
45The which I hope is not enrolled there.
¶And then to sleepe but three houres in the nyght,
¶And not be seene to wincke of all the day.
¶When I was wont to thinke no harme all nyght,
¶And make a darke nyght too of halfe the day:
50Which I hope well is not enrolled there.
¶What is the ende of study, let me know?
65To know the thing I am forbid to know:
¶As thus, to study where I well may dine,
70Or hauing sworne too hard a keeping oth,
¶Studie to breake it, and not breake my troth.
¶Studie knowes that which yet it doth not know,
¶Sweare me to this, and I will nere say no.
¶And traine our intelects to vaine delight.
¶Which with payne purchas'd, doth inherite payne,
¶As paynefully to poare vpon a Booke,
80To seeke the lyght of trueth, while trueth the whyle
¶Light seeking light, doth light of light beguyle:
¶So ere you finde where light in darknes lyes,
¶Your light growes darke by loosing of your eyes.
85Studie me how to please the eye in deede,
¶By fixing it vppon a fayrer eye,
¶And giue him light that it was blinded by.
¶Studie is lyke the heauens glorious Sunne,
¶Small haue continuall plodders euer wonne,
¶Saue base aucthoritie from others Bookes.
¶These earthly Godfathers of heauens lights,
¶That giue a name to euery fixed Starre,
95Haue no more profite of their shyning nights,
¶Then those that walke and wot not what they are.
¶Too much to know, is to know nought but fame:
¶And euery Godfather can giue a name.
105Duma. How followes that?
¶Ber. Fit in his place and tyme.
¶Bero. Something then in rime.
110That bites the first borne infants of the Spring.
¶Why should I ioy in any abhortiue byrth?
¶So you to studie now it is too late,
¶Clymbe ore the house to vnlocke the little gate.
¶Then for that Angell knowledge you can say,
¶Yet confident Ile keepe what I haue sworne,
¶And bide the pennance of each three yeeres day.
125Giue me the paper, let me reade the same,
¶_my Court. Hath this bin proclaymed?
¶Long. Foure dayes ago.
¶Who deuis'd this penaltie?
135Long. Marrie that did I.
¶Bero. Sweete Lord and why?
¶Long. To fright them hence with that dread penaltie.
¶A dangerous law against gentletie.
¶A Maide of grace and complet maiestie,
¶About surrender vp of Aquitaine,
¶To her decrepit, sicke, and bedred Father.
¶Therefore this Article is made in vaine,
¶While it doth studie to haue what it would,
155It doth forget to do the thing it should:
¶And when it hath the thing it hunteth most,
¶For euery man with his affectes is borne,
¶So to the Lawes at large I write my name,
¶And he that breakes them in the least degree,
¶Standes in attainder of eternall shame.
¶Suggestions are to other as to me:
¶But is there no quicke recreation graunted?
¶Ferd. I that there is, our Court you know is haunted
¶With a refined trauailer of Spaine,
175A man in all the worldes new fashion planted,
¶That hath a mint of phrases in his braine:
¶On who the musique of his owne vaine tongue
¶Doth rauish like inchannting harmonie:
¶A man of complements whom right and wrong
180Haue chose as vmpier of their mutenie.
¶This childe of Fancie that Armado hight,
¶In high borne wordes the worth of many a Knight:
¶From tawnie Spaine lost in the worldes debate.
185How you delight my Lords I know not I,
¶But I protest I loue to heare him lie,
¶A man of fier new wordes, Fashions owne knight.
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Enter a Constable with Costard with a letter.
¶in flesh and blood.
¶Ber. This is he.
¶Const. Signeour Arme Arme commendes you:
200Ther's villanie abrod, this letter will tell you more.
¶Clowne. Sir the Contempls thereof are as touching me.
¶Lon. A high hope for a low heauen. God grant vs patience
¶Ber. To heare, or forbeare hearing.
210to forbeare both.
¶in the merrines.
¶The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner.
215Bero. In what manner?
¶vppon the Forme, and taken following her into the Parke:
¶which put togeather, is in manner and forme following.
¶to a woman, for the forme in some forme.
225the right.
¶Ferd. Will you heare this Letter with attention?
¶Bero.As we would heare an Oracle.
235Ferd. So it is
¶but so.
¶Ferd. Peace.
¶Clow. Be to me, and euerie man that dares not fight.
240Ferd. No wordes.
¶of thy health-geuing ayre: And as I am a Gentleman, betooke my
¶which is called Supper: So much for the time When. Now for the
¶ground Which? which I meane I walkt vpon, it is ycliped Thy Park.
¶Then for the place Where? where I meane, I did incounter that ob-
¶hight Costard,
(Clown. O mee)sorted and consorted contrary to
¶Clo. With a Wench.
¶Ferd. With a childe of our Grandmother Eue, a female; or for thy
265duetie prickes me on) haue sent to thee, to receiue the meede of pu-
¶good reput, carriage bearing, and estimation.
¶hir to tryall. Thine in all complements of deuoted and hartburning
¶heate of duetie.
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Don Adriano de Armado.
¶euer I heard.
280Fer. Did you heare the Proclamation?
¶marking of it.
¶ken with a Wench.
¶Clo. If it were, I denie her Virginitie: I was taken with a
¶Maide.
¶weeke with Branne and Water.
¶Clo. I had rather pray a month with Mutton & Porridge.
300My Lord Berovvne, see him deliuered ore,
¶And goe we Lordes to put in practise that,
¶Bero. Ile lay my Head to any good mans Hat,
305Surra, Come on.
¶with Iaquenetta, and Iaquenetta is a trew girle, and therefore
Exeunt.
