Hamlet (Quarto 2, 1604)
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¶
Enter Hamlet, and three of the Players.
1850pingly on the tongue, but if you mouth it as many of our Players do,
¶too much with your hand thus, but vse all gently, for in the very tor-
¶lings, vvho for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplica-
¶ore-dooing Termagant, it out Herods Herod, pray you auoyde it.
¶Player. I warrant your honour.
1865your tutor, sute the action to the word, the word to the action, with
¶Now this ouer-done, or come tardie off, though it makes the vnskil-
¶full laugh, cannot but make the iudicious greeue, the censure of
1875which one, must in your allowance ore-weigh a whole Theater of o-
¶thers. O there be Players that I haue seene play, and heard others
¶tures Iornimen had made men, and not made them well, they imita-
¶ted humanitie so abhominably.
¶Player. I hope we haue reform'd that indifferently with vs.
¶pittifull ambition in the foole that vses it : goe make you readie. How
1895now my Lord, will the King heare this peece of worke?
¶
Enter Polonius, Guyldensterne, & Rosencraus.
1905As ere my conuersation copt withall.
¶Hor. O my deere Lord.
¶Nay, doe not thinke I flatter,
¶For what aduancement may I hope from thee
1910To feede and clothe thee, why should the poore be flatterd?
¶No, let the candied tongue licke absurd pompe,
¶And crooke the pregnant hindges of the knee
¶Where thrift may follow fauning; doost thou heare,
¶A man that Fortunes buffets and rewards
¶That they are not a pype for Fortunes finger
¶In my harts core, I in my hart of hart
1925As I doe thee. Something too much of this,
¶There is a play to night before the King,
¶Which I haue told thee of my fathers death,
1930Euen with the very comment of thy soule
¶Obserue my Vncle, if his occulted guilt
¶And my imaginations are as foule
1935As Vulcans stithy; giue him heedfull note,
¶For I mine eyes will riuet to his face,
¶And after we will both our iudgements ioyne
¶Hor. Well my lord,
¶And scape detected, I will pay the theft.
¶
Enter Trumpets and Kettle Drummes,King, Queene,
Polonius, Ophelia
¶Get you a place.
¶Ham. Excellent yfaith,
Of the Camelions dish, I eate the ayre,
These words are not mine.
¶Ham. No, nor mine now my Lord.
You playd once i'th Vniuersitie you say,
1955Pol. That did I my Lord, and was accounted a good Actor,
¶Ham. What did you enact?
¶Brutus kild mee.
¶Be the Players readie?
¶Ham. No good mother, heere's mettle more attractiue.
1965Pol. O ho, doe you marke that.
¶Ophe. No my Lord.
1970Ham. Doe you thinke I meant country matters?
¶Oph. I thinke nothing my Lord.
¶Ham. That's a fayre thought to lye betweene maydes legs.
¶Oph. What is my Lord?
¶Ham. Nothing.
1975Oph. You are merry my Lord.
¶Ham. Who I?
¶Oph. I my Lord.
¶be merry, for looke you how cheerefully my mother lookes, and my
1980father died within's two howres.
¶Oph. Nay, tis twice two months my Lord.
¶Ham. So long, nay then let the deule weare blacke, for Ile haue a
1985then there's hope a great mans memorie may out-liue his life halfe a
¶ô, the hobby-horse is forgot.
1990
The Trumpets sounds. Dumbe show followes.
¶_Enter a King and a Queene, the Queene embracing him, and he her,he
¶takes her vp, and declines his head vpon her necke,he lyes him downe vp-
¶dole with her, the dead body is carried away, the poysner wooes the Queene
¶Oph. VVhat meanes this my Lord?
The Players cannot keepe, they'le tell all.
¶Oph. You are naught, you are naught, Ile mark the play.
¶Prologue. For vs and for our Tragedie,
¶Heere stooping to your clemencie,
¶We begge your hearing patiently.
¶Oph. Tis breefe my Lord.
¶Ham. As womans loue.
¶
Enter King and Queene.
¶King. Full thirtie times hath Phebus cart gone round
¶About the world haue times twelue thirties beene
¶Since loue our harts, and Hymen did our hands
2030Quee. So many iourneyes may the Sunne and Moone
¶Make vs againe count ore ere loue be doone,
¶So farre from cheere, and from our former state,
2035.1For women feare too much, euen as they loue,
¶And womens feare and loue hold quantitie,
¶Eyther none, in neither ought, or in extremitie,
¶Now what my Lord is proofe hath made you know,
¶And as my loue is ciz'd, my feare is so,
2039.1Where loue is great, the litlest doubts are feare,
¶Where little feares grow great, great loue growes there.
¶My operant powers their functions leaue to do,
¶And thou shalt liue in this faire world behind,
¶Honord, belou'd, and haply one as kind,
Ham. That's
wormwood
2055But what we doe determine, oft we breake,
¶Of violent birth, but poore validitie,
¶Which now the fruite vnripe sticks on the tree,
¶But fall vnshaken when they mellow bee.
¶The violence of eyther, griefe, or ioy,
¶Greefe ioy, ioy griefes, on slender accedent,
¶This world is not for aye, nor tis not strange,
¶That euen our loues should with our fortunes change:
2070For tis a question left vs yet to proue,
¶Whether loue lead fortune, or els fortune loue.
¶The great man downe, you marke his fauourite flyes,
¶The poore aduaunc'd, makes friends of enemies,
¶And hetherto doth loue on fortune tend,
2075For who not needes, shall neuer lacke a friend,
¶And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
¶But orderly to end where I begunne,
¶Our wills and fates doe so contrary runne,
¶Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our owne,
¶But die thy thoughts when thy first Lord is dead.
¶Quee. Nor earth to me giue foode, nor heauen light,
2085Sport and repose lock from me day and night,
¶Each opposite that blancks the face of ioy,
¶Meete what I would haue well, and it destroy,
Ham. If she should
breake it now.
¶ If once I be a widdow, euer I be a wife.
¶My spirits grow dull, and faine I would beguile
¶The tedious day with sleepe.
2095Quee. Sleepe rock thy braine,
¶And neuer come mischance betweene vs twaine.
Exeunt.
¶Ham. Madam, how like you this play?
2100King. Haue you heard the argument? is there no offence in't?
¶King. What doe you call the play?
¶of a murther doone in Vienna, Gonzago is the Dukes name, his wife
2110let the gauled Iade winch, our withers are vnwrong. This is one Lu-
¶cianus, Nephew to the King.
¶
Enter Lucianus.
¶Oph. You are as good as a Chorus my Lord.
¶Ham. I could interpret betweene you and your loue
2115If I could see the puppets dallying.
¶Oph. You are keene my lord, you are keene.
¶thy damnable faces and begin, come, the croking Rauen doth bellow
¶for reuenge.
¶Luc. Thoughts black, hands apt, drugges fit, and time agreeing,
¶Thou mixture ranck, of midnight weedes collected,
¶VVith Hecats ban thrice blasted, thrice inuected,
¶Thy naturall magicke, and dire property,
¶anon how the murtherer gets the loue of Gonzagoes wife.
¶Quee. How fares my Lord?
¶Pol. Giue ore the play.
¶The Hart vngauled play,
¶Thus runnes the world away.
Would not this sir & a forrest of fea-
¶thers, if the rest of my fortunes turne Turk with me, with prouinciall
¶Ham. A whole one I.
¶For thou doost know oh Damon deere
¶This Realme dismantled was
Of Ioue himselfe, and now raignes heere
¶A very very paiock.
¶Hora. You might haue rym'd.
¶pound. Did'st perceiue?
2160Hora. Very well my Lord.
¶Hor. I did very well note him.
2165For if the King like not the Comedie,
¶Why then belike he likes it not perdy.
¶
Enter Rosencraus and Guyldensterne.
¶Guyl. No my Lord, with choller,
¶this to the Doctor, for, for mee to put him to his purgation, would
¶perhaps plunge him into more choller.
¶hath sent me to you.
¶Ham. You are welcome.
¶mothers commaundement, if not, your pardon and my returne, shall
¶be the end of busines.
2190Ham. Sir I cannot.
¶Ros. What my Lord.
¶mother, therefore no more, but to the matter, my mother you say.
¶mazement and admiration.
¶no sequell at the heeles of this mothers admiration, impart.
¶further trade with vs?
2205Ros. My Lord, you once did loue me.
¶ly barre the doore vpon your owne liberty if you deny your griefes to
¶your friend.
2210Ham. Sir I lacke aduauncement.
¶Ros. How can that be, when you haue the voyce of the King him-
2215
Enter the Players with Recorders.
¶doe you goe about to recouer the wind of mee, as if you would driue
¶me into a toyle?
¶Guyl. O my lord, if my duty be too bold, my loue is too vnmanerly.
¶Guyl. My lord I cannot.
¶Ham. I pray you.
2225Guyl. Beleeue me I cannot.
¶Guyl. I know no touch of it my Lord.
¶haue not the skill.
¶Ham. Why looke you now how vnwoorthy a thing you make of
¶cellent voyce in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak, s'bloud
2240do you think I am easier to be plaid on then a pipe, call mee what in-
¶strument you wil, though you fret me not, you cannot play vpon me.
¶
Enter Polonius.
2250Ham. Mee thinks it is like a Wezell.
¶Pol. It is backt like a Wezell.
¶Ham. Or like a Whale.
¶Pol. Very like a Whale.
¶Then I will come to my mother by and by,
2255They foole me to the top of my bent, I will come by & by,
¶Leaue me friends.
¶Tis now the very witching time of night,
2260When Churchyards yawne, and hell it selfe breakes out
¶Contagion to this world: now could I drinke hote blood,
¶Would quake to looke on: soft, now to my mother,
¶O hart loose not thy nature, let not euer
¶Let me be cruell, not vnnaturall,
¶My tongue and soule in this be hypocrites,
Exit.
