Hamlet (Quarto 1, 1603)
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¶
Enter Hamlet and the Players.
as I taught thee,
1850Mary and you mouth it, as a many of your players do
¶I'de rather heare a towne bull bellow,
Then such a fellow speake my lines.
¶Nor do not saw the aire thus with your hands,
¶But giue euery thing his action with temperance.
¶To split the eares of the ignoraut, who for the
1860I would haue such a fellow whipt, for o're doing, tarmagant
¶It out, Herodes Herod.
¶players My Lorde, wee haue indifferently reformed that
1885among vs.
¶Ham. The better, the better, mend it all together:
¶There be fellowes that I haue seene play,
¶And heard others commend them, and that highly too,
¶That hauing neither the gate of Christian, Pagan,
That you would a thought, some of Natures journeymen
¶Had made men, and not made them well,
¶They imitated humanitie, so abhominable:
¶Take heede, auoyde it.
¶players I warrant you my Lord.
Ham. And doe you heare? let not your Clowne speake
¶More then is set downe, there be of them I can tell you
¶Quantitie of barren spectators to laugh with them,
¶A pittifull ambition in the foole the vseth it.
¶Apparell, and Gentlemen quotes his ieasts downe
¶In their tables, before they come to the play, as thus:
.5Cannot you stay till I eate my porrige? and, you owe me
¶A quarters wages: and, my coate wants a cullison:
¶And your beere is sowre: and, blabbering with his lips,
And thus keeping in his cinkapase of ieasts,
¶When, God knows, the warme Clowne cannot make a iest
¶Maisters tell him of it.
1900players We will my Lord.
¶Horatio. Heere my Lord.
1905As e're my conuersation cop'd withall.
¶Hor. O my lord!
1910Why should the poore be flattered?
¶What gaine should I receiue by flattering thee,
¶That nothing hath but thy good minde?
1912.1And not with such as thou Horatio.
¶There is a play to night, wherein one Sceane they haue
¶Comes very neere the murder of my father,
¶Marke thou the King, doe but obserue his lookes,
¶For I mine eies will riuet to his face:
And if he doe not bleach, and change at that,
Horatio, haue a care, obserue him well.
¶Ham. Harke, they come.
¶
Enter King, Queene, Corambis, and other Lords.
1950feede a the ayre.
¶I father: My lord, you playd in the Vniuersitie.
1955Cor. That I did my L: and I was counted a good actor.
¶Ham. What did you enact there?
in the Capitoll, Brutus killed me.
1960Ham. It was a brute parte of him,
To kill so capitall a calfe.
¶Come, be these Players ready?
¶Lady will you giue me leaue, and so forth:
To lay my head in your lappe?
¶Ofel. No my Lord.
¶
downe in an Arbor, she leaues him: Then enters Luci-
¶Ham. This is myching Mallico, that meanes my chiefe.
Ofel. What doth this meane my lord?
Be not afeard to shew, hee'le not be afeard to tell:
O these Players cannot keepe counsell, thei'le tell all.
¶Prol. For vs, and for our Tragedie,
¶Heere stowpiug to your clemencie,
¶We begge your hearing patiently.
¶Ham. As womens loue.
¶
Enter the Duke and Dutchesse.
¶Since happy time ioyn'd both our hearts as one:
2028.1And now the blood that fill'd my youthfull veines,
¶Runnes weakely in their pipes, and all the straines
¶Is now a burthen that Age cannot beare:
2040To heauen must I, and leaue the earth with you.
¶When death takes you, let life from me depart.
¶Thon maist (perchance) haue a more noble mate,
2043.1More wise, more youthfull, and one.
¶A second time I kill my Lord that's dead,
¶Ham. O wormewood, wormewood!
2055But what we doe determine oft we breake,
¶Our thoughts are ours, their end's none of our owne:
¶But die thy thoughts, when thy first Lord is dead.
¶If once a widdow, euer I be wife.
¶My spirites growe dull, and faine I would beguile the tedi-
¶ous time with sleepe.
2095Dutchesse Sleepe rocke thy braine,
¶And neuer come mischance betweene vs twaine.
exit Lady
¶Ham. Madam, how do you like this play?
2100King Haue you heard the argument, is there no offence
¶in it?
¶King What do you call the name of the play?
¶The image of a murder done in guyana, Albertus
¶Was the Dukes name, his wife Baptista,
¶Father, it is a knauish peece a worke: but what
A that, it toucheth not vs, you and I that haue free
2110Soules, let the galld iade wince, this is one
¶Lucianus nephew to the King.
¶Ofel. Ya're as good as a Chorus my lord.
2115poopies dallying.
¶a man do but be merry? for looke how cheerefully my mo-
1980ther lookes, my father died within these two houres.
¶Ofel. Nay, t'is twice two months, my Lord.
¶Ham. Two months, nay then let the diuell weare blacke,
1985And not forgotten yet? nay then there's some
¶Likelyhood, a gentlemans death may outliue memorie,
¶But by my faith hee must build churches then,
Or els hee must follow the olde Epitithe,
¶With hoh, with ho, the hobi-horse is forgot.
¶Begin, a poxe, leaue thy damnable faces and begin,
¶Come, the croking rauen doth bellow for reuenge.
¶Thou mixture rancke, of midnight weedes collected,
¶Thy naturall magicke, and dire propertie,
exit.
2140King Lights, I will to bed.
¶
Exeunt King and Lordes.
¶Then let the stricken deere goe weepe,
¶The Hart vngalled play,
¶Thus runnes the world away.
2146.1Hor. The king is mooued my lord.
For more then all the coyne in Denmarke.
¶
Enter Rossencraft and Gilderstone.
2165Ham. And if the king like not the tragedy,
¶Why then belike he likes it not perdy.
¶My good lord, let vs againe intreate
To know of you the ground and cause of your distempera-
(ture
¶Ham. I pray will you play vpon this pipe?
¶Ross. Alas my lord I cannot.
¶Ham. Pray will you.
¶Ham. why looke, it is a thing of nothing,
T'is but stopping of these holes,
¶And with a little breath from your lips,
¶Gil. But this cannot wee do my Lord.
Ros. My lord wee cannot.
¶You would search the very inward part of my hart,
2240Zownds do you thinke I am easier to be pla'yd
¶On, then a pipe? call mee what Instrument
You will, though you can frett mee, yet you can not
Countenance, fauours, and rewardes, that makes
Do the king, in the end, best seruise;
¶For hee doth keep you as an Ape doth nuttes,
¶In the corner of his Iaw, first mouthes you,
Then swallowes you: so when hee hath need
2650.1Ros. Wel my Lord wee'le take our leaue.
Ham Farewell, farewell, God blesse you.
2242.1
Exit Rossencraft and Gilderstone.
¶
Enter Corambis
¶Cor. T'is like a camell in deed.
¶Ham. Or like a whale.
¶Ham. Why then tell my mother i'le come by and by.
2254.1Good night Horatio.
¶O God, let ne're the heart of Nero enter
¶Let me be cruell, not vnnaturall.
exit.
