Hamlet (Quarto 1, 1603)
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enter Clowne and an other.
¶In christian buriall.
¶Clowne No, that's certaine, the water drown'd her.
¶If the water come to me, I drowne not my selfe:
3205But if I goe to the water, and am there drown'd,
¶Ergo I am guiltie of my owne death:
3208.1Y'are gone, goe y'are gone sir.
3215Clowne Mary more's the pitty, that great folke
¶Should haue more authoritie to hang or drowne
¶Themselues, more than other people:
¶Goe fetch me a stope of drinke, but before thou
¶Of a Mason, a Shipwright, or a Carpenter?
¶And will indure long.
¶Clowne That's prety, too't agen, too't agen.
¶2. Why then a Carpenter, for he buildes the gallowes,
3232.1And that brings many a one to his long home.
Clowne Prety agen, the gallowes doth well, mary howe
3235dooes it well? the gallowes dooes well to them that doe ill,
goe get thee gone:
¶A Graue-maker, for the houses he buildes
Last till Doomes-day. Fetch me a stope of beere, goe.
3245
Enter Hamlet and Horatio.
That is thus merry in making of a graue?
Clowne A pick-axe and a spade, a spade,
For and a winding sheete,
Most fit it is for to be made,
For such a ghest most meet.
¶Ham. Looke you, there's another Horatio.
Why mai't not be the scull of some Lawyer?
3289.1Me thinkes he should indite that fellow
¶Of an action of Batterie, for knocking
3290Him about the pate with's shouel: now where is your
Quirkes and quillets now, your vouchers and
¶Double vouchers, your leases and free-holde,
Holde the conueiance of his land, and must
¶The honor lie there? O pittifull transformance!
3302.1I prethee tell me Horatio,
That deale with them, or put their trust in them.
3275There's another, why may not that be such a ones
Scull, that praised my Lord such a ones horse,
¶When he meant to beg him? Horatio, I prethee
¶Lets question yonder fellow.
Now my friend, whose graue is this?
¶Ham. What woman?
¶One that was a woman.
¶Ham. An excellent fellow by the Lord Horatio,
¶Comes so neere the heele of the courtier,
That hee gawles his kibe, I prethee tell mee one thing,
¶How long will a man lie in the ground before hee rots?
He be laide in, as we haue many pocky corses,
¶He will last you, eight yeares, a tanner
¶Will last you eight yeares full out, or nine.
¶Ham. And why a tanner?
That it will holde out water, that's a parlous
¶Deuourer of your dead body, a great soaker.
Looke you, heres
a scull hath bin here this dozen yeare,
¶Hee that's mad.
¶Ham. I mary, how came he madde?
3350Ham. Vpon what ground?
¶Clowne A this ground, in Denmarke.
3351.1Ham. Where is he now?
3340Ham. To England! wherefore?
¶Or if he haue not, t'is no great matter there,
¶It will not be seene there.
¶Ham. Why not there?
Clowne Why there they say the men are as mad as he.
¶Clowne This, a plague on him, a madde rogues it was,
He powred once a whole flagon of Rhenish of my head,
3365Why do not you know him? this was one Yorickes scull.
¶I knew him Horatio,
¶A fellow of infinite mirth, he hath caried mee twenty times
3375hundred times, and to see, now they abhorre me: Wheres
3380to my Ladies chamber, and bid her paint her selfe an inch
¶tell me one thing, doost thou thinke that Alexander looked
¶thus?
¶Ham. No, why might not imagination worke, as thus of
¶Alexander, Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander
became earth, of earth we make clay, and Alexander being
¶stoppe the boung hole of a beere barrell?
3400Imperious Cæsar dead and turnd to clay,
¶Might stoppe a hole, to keepe the winde away.
3405
Enter King and Queene, Leartes, and other lordes,
with a Priest after the coffin.
¶Ham. What funerall's this that all the Court laments?
¶Stand by a while.
3415Priest My Lord, we haue done all that lies in vs,
And more than well the church can tolerate,
¶And but for fauour of the king, and you,
¶She had beene buried in the open fieldes,
¶Ham. The faire Ofelia dead!
¶I had thought to adorne thy bridale bed, faire maide,
¶And not to follow thee vnto thy graue.
¶
Leartes leapes into the graue.
3445Now powre your earth on, Olympus hie,
¶And make a hill to o're top olde Pellon:
Hamlet leapes
in after Leartes
¶Whats he that coniures so?
¶Ham. Beholde tis I, Hamlet the Dane.
¶I prethee take thy hand from off my throate,
¶For there is something in me dangerous,
¶Which let thy wisedome feare, holde off thy hand:
¶I lou'de Ofelia as deere as twenty brothers could:
¶Shew me what thou wilt doe for her:
¶Wilt fight, wilt fast, wilt pray,
¶Com'st thou here to whine?
¶And where thou talk'st of burying thee a liue,
¶Here let vs stand: and let them them throw on vs,
¶Whole hills of earth, till with the heighth therof,
3480Make Oosell as a Wart.
¶Anone as milde and gentle as a Doue:
3484.1Therfore a while giue his wilde humour scope.
¶A Cat will meaw, a Dog will haue a day.
Exit Hamlet and Horatio.
¶Queene. Alas, it is his madnes makes him thus,
3482.1And not his heart, Leartes.
¶Therfore Leartes be in readynes.
¶Made friends and Louers, as befittes them both,
¶Euen as they tender vs, and loue their countrie.
