Hamlet (Modern, based on the First Folio)
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Enter Hamlet and Horatio.
3500Hamlet So much for this, sir. Now shall you see the other.
¶You do remember all the circumstance?
¶Horatio Remember it, my lord?
¶Hamlet Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting
¶That would not let me sleep. Methought I lay
3505Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly--
¶And praised be rashness for it!--let us know,
¶Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well
¶When our dear plots do fall, and that should teach us
¶There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
3510Rough-hew them how we will.
¶Horatio That is most certain.
¶Hamlet Up from my cabin,
¶My sea-gown scarfed about me, in the dark,
¶Groped I to find out them; had my desire,
3515Fingered their packet, and in fine withdrew
¶To mine own room again, making so bold,
¶My fears forgetting manners, to unseal
¶Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio--
¶Oh, royal knavery!-- an exact command,
3520Larded with many several sorts of reason,
¶Importing Denmark's health, and England's too,
¶With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,
¶That on the supervise, no leisure bated,
¶No, not to stay the grinding of the ax,
3525My head should be struck off.
¶Horatio Is't possible?
¶But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed?
¶Horatio I beseech you.
3530Hamlet Being thus benetted round with villains,
¶Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
¶They had begun the play. I sat me down,
¶Devised a new commission, wrote it fair.
¶I once did hold it, as our statists do,
3535A baseness to write fair, and labored much
¶How to forget that learning, but, sir, now
¶It did me yeoman's service. Wilt thou know
¶Th'effects of what I wrote?
¶Horatio Ay, good my lord.
3540Hamlet An earnest conjuration from the King,
¶As England was his faithful tributary,
¶As love between them as the palm should flourish,
¶As peace should still her wheaten garland wear
¶And stand a comma 'tween their amities,
3545And many suchlike "as"es of great charge,
¶That on the view and know of these contents,
¶Without debatement further, more or less,
¶He should the bearers put to sudden death,
¶Not shriving time allowed.
3550Horatio How was this sealed?
¶Hamlet Why, even in that was heaven ordinate,.
¶I had my father's signet in my purse,
¶Which was the model of that Danish seal;
¶Folded the writ up in the form of the other,
3555Subscribed it, gave't th'impression, placed it safely,
¶The changeling never known. Now the next day
¶Was our sea fight, and what to this was sement
¶Thou knowest already.
¶Horatio So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.
¶Hamlet Why, man, they did make love to this employment.
¶They are not near my conscience. Their debate
Doth by their own insinuation grow.
¶'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
¶Between the pass and fell incensèd points
3565Of mighty opposites.
¶Horatio Why, what a King is this!
¶Hamlet Does it not, think'st thee, stand me now upon?
¶He that hath killed my King and whored my mother,
¶Popped in between th'election and my hopes,
3570Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
¶And with such cozenage--is't not perfect conscience
¶To quit him with this arm? And is't not to be damned
¶To let this canker of our nature come
¶In further evil?
3575Horatio It must be shortly known to him from England
¶What is the issue of the business here.
¶Hamlet It will be short.
¶ The interim's mine, and a man's life's no more
Than to say one. But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
¶That to Laertes I forgot myself,
3580For by the image of my cause I see
The portraiture of his. I'll count his favors.
But sure the bravery of his grief did put me
Into a towering passion.
Horatio
Peace, who comes here?
¶
Enter a Courtier [Osric].
¶Osric Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
3590Hamlet [Aside to Horatio] Thy state is the more gracious, for 'tis a vice to ¶know him. He hath much land, and fertile. Let a beast ¶be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the King's ¶mess. 'Tis a chough, but, as I say, spacious in the ¶possession of dirt.
3595Osric Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, ¶I should impart a thing to you from his majesty.
¶Hamlet I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of spirit. Put ¶your bonnet to his right use. 'Tis for the head.
¶Osric I thank your lordship, 'tis very hot.
¶Osric It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.
3605Osric Exceedingly, my lord, it is very sultry, as 'twere--¶I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his majesty bade me ¶signify to you that has laid a great wager on your head. ¶Sir, this is the matter--
3610Osric Nay, in good faith, for mine ease, in good faith. ¶Sir, you are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is at he ¶his weapon.
¶Hamlet What's his weapon?
¶Osric Rapier and dagger.
3615Hamlet That's two of his weapons--but well.
¶Osric The King, sir, hath waged with him six Barbary ¶horses, against the which he imponed, as I take it, six French ¶rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, ¶hangers, and so. Three of the carriages, in faith, are very 3620dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, ¶and of very liberal conceit.
¶Hamlet What call you the carriages?
¶Osric The carriage, sir, are the hangers.
¶Hamlet The phrase would be more germane to the 3625matter if we could carry cannon by our sides; I would ¶it might be "hangers" till then. But on. Six Barbary ¶horses against six French swords, their assigns, and three ¶liberal-conceited carriages: that's the French bet ¶against the Danish. Why is this "imponed," as you call it?
3630Osric The King, sir, hath laid that in a dozen passes ¶between you and him, he shall not exceed you three hits. ¶He hath laid on twelve for nine, and that would come to ¶immediate trial, if your lordship would vouchsafe the ¶answer.
3635Hamlet How if I answer no?
¶Hamlet Sir, I will walk here in the hall. If it please ¶his majesty, 'tis the breathing time of day with me. Let 3640the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the ¶King hold his purpose, I will win for him if I can; if ¶not, I'll gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.
¶Osric Shall I redeliver you e'en so?
¶Osric I commend my duty to your lordship.
¶Hamlet Yours, yours. [Exit Osric.] He does well to commend it ¶himself; there are no tongues else for's tongue.
¶Hamlet He did comply with his dug before he ¶sucked it. Thus has he, and many more of the same bevy ¶that I know the drossy age dotes on, only got the tune of ¶the time and outward habit of encounter, a kind of 3655yesty collection, which carries them through and through ¶the most profane and winnowed opinions; and do but blow¶them to their trials, the bubbles are out.
¶Horatio You will lose this wager, my lord.
¶Hamlet I do not think so. Since he went into France, 3660I have been in continual practice; I shall win at the ¶odds. But thou wouldest not think how all here ¶about my heart, but it is no matter.
¶Horatio Nay, good my lord--
¶Hamlet It is but foolery, but it is such a kind of 3665gaingiving as would perhaps trouble a woman.
¶Horatio If your mind dislike anything, obey it. I will f¶forestall their repair hither and say you are not fit.
¶Hamlet Not a whit, we defy augury. There's special ¶providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, 'tis not 3670to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it ¶be not now, yet it will come. The readiness is all, since no man ¶has aught of what he leaves knows. What is't to leave ¶betimes?
¶King Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
[The King puts Laertes's hand into Hamlet's.]
¶And you must needs have heard, how I am punished
¶With a sore distraction. What I have done
¶That might your nature, honor, and exception
¶Roughly awake, I hear proclaim was madness.
3685Was't Hamlet wronged Laertes? Never Hamlet.
¶If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
¶And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
¶Then Hamlet does it not; Hamlet denies it.
¶Who does it, then? His madness? If't be so,
3690Hamlet is of the faction that is wronged;
¶Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil
¶Free me so far in your most generous thoughts
3695That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house
¶And hurt my mother.
¶Laertes I am satisfied in nature,
¶Whose motive in this case should stir me most
¶To my revenge. But in my terms of honor
3700I stand aloof, and will no reconcilement,
¶Till by some elder masters of known honor
¶I have a voice and precedent of peace
¶To keep my name ungorged. But all that time
¶I do receive your offered love like love,
3705And will not wrong it.
¶Hamlet I embrace it freely,
¶ And will this brother's wager frankly play.--
¶Give us the foils.--Come on.
¶Laertes Come, one for me.
3710Hamlet I'll be your foil, Laertes. In mine ignorance
¶Your skill shall like a star i'th' darkest night
¶Stick fiery off indeed.
¶Laertes You mock me, sir.
¶Hamlet No, by this hand.
¶. Cousin Hamlet, you know the wager.
¶Hamlet Very well. my lord.
¶Your grace has laid the odds o'th' weaker side.
¶But since he is bettered, we have therefore odds.
[He exchanges his foil for another.]
¶Hamlet This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
Prepare to play.
¶Osric Ay, my good lord.
¶King Set me the stoups of wine upon that table.
¶If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
¶Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
3730Let all the battlements their ordnance fire.
¶The King shall drink to Hamlet's better breath,
¶And in the cup an union shall he throw
¶Richer then that which four successive kings
¶And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
¶The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
3740And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.
¶Hamlet Come on, sir.
¶Laertes Come on, sir.
They play. [Hamlet scores a hit.]
¶Hamlet One.
¶Laertes No.
3745Hamlet Judgment.
¶Osric A hit, a very palpable hit.
¶Laertes Well, again.
[He drinks, and throws a pearl in Hamlet's cup.]
3750Here's to thy health. Give him the cup.
¶
Trumpets sound, and shot goes off.
¶Hamlet I'll play this bout first. Set it by awhile.
| ¶Come. | |
¶Laertes A touch, a touch, I do confess.
¶Queen He's fat and scant of breath.
¶Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows.
¶The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
¶Hamlet Good madam.
3760King Gertrude, do not drink.
[She drinks.]
¶Queen Come, let me wipe thy face.
¶I pray you, pass with your best violence;
¶I am afeard you make a wanton of me.
¶Laertes Say you so? Come on.
[They] play.
3775Osric Nothing neither way.
¶Laertes Have at you now!
[Laertes wounds Hamlet with his unbated rapier. They scuffle. Hamlet forces an exchange of rapiers with Laertes, and wounds him.]
¶King Part them! They are incensed.
¶Hamlet Nay, come again.
[The Queen falls.]
3780Osric Look to the Queen there, ho!
¶Osric How is't, Laertes?
3785I am justly killed with mine own treachery.
¶Hamlet How does the Queen?
¶King She swoons to see them bleed.
¶Queen No, no, the drink, the drink.
[She dies.]
¶Hamlet Oh, villainy! Ho, let the door be locked.
¶Treachery! Seek it out.
[Exit Osric. Laertes falls.]
3795No medicine in the world can do thee good;
¶In thee there is not half an hour of life.
¶The treacherous instrument is in my hand,
¶Unbated and envenomed. The foul practice
¶Hath turned itself on me. Lo, here I lie
3800Never to rise again. Thy mother's poisoned.
¶I can no more. The King, the King's to blame.
¶
Hurts the King.
3805All Treason, treason!
¶King Oh, yet defend me, friends, I am but hurt.
¶Damnèd Dane,
¶Drink off this potion. Is the union here?
3810Follow my mother.
King dies.
¶Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet.
¶Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
3815Nor thine on me!
Dies.
¶Hamlet Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
¶I am dead, Horatio. Wretched Queen, adieu.
¶You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
¶That are but mutes or audience to this act,
3820Had I but time, as this fell sergeant Death
¶Is strict in his arrest, oh, I could tell you--
¶But let it be. Horatio, I am dead,
¶Thou livest. Report me and my causes right
¶To the unsatisfied.
3825Horatio Never believe it.
¶I am more an antique Romaine than a Dane.
¶Here's yet some liquor left.
[He attempts to drink from the poisoned cup, but is prevented by Hamlet.]
¶Hamlet As th'art a man, give me the cup!
¶Let go! By heaven I'll have't.
3830O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
¶Things standing thus unknown, shall I leave behind me!
¶If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart,
March afar off, and shout within.
¶What warlike noise is this?
¶
Enter Osric.
¶Osric Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
3840To th'ambassadors of England gives this warlike volley.
¶Hamlet Oh, I die, Horatio.
¶The potent poison quite o'ercrows my spirit.
¶I cannot live to hear the news from England,
¶But I do prophesy th'election lights
3845On Fortinbras. He has my dying voice.
¶So tell him, with the occurrents more and less
¶Which have solicited. The rest is silence. Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Dies.
3850And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
[March within.]
¶Why does the drum come hither?
Enter Fortinbras and English] Ambassador, with Drum, ¶Colors, and Attendants].
¶Fortinbras Where is this sight?
3855Horatio What is it ye would see?
¶If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.
¶Fortinbras His quarry cries on havoc. O proud Death,
¶What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
¶That thou so many princes at a shoot
3860So bloodily hast struck?
¶Ambassador The sight is dismal,
¶And our affairs from England come too late.
¶The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
¶To tell him his commandment is fulfilled,
3865That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead,
¶Where should we have our thanks?
¶Horatio Not from his mouth,
¶Had it th'ability of life to thank you;
¶He never gave commandment for their death.
3870But since so jump upon this bloody question
¶You from the Polack wars and you from England
¶Are here arrived, give order that these bodies
¶High on a stage be placèd to the view,
¶And let me speak to th' yet unknowing world
3875How these things came about. So shall you hear
¶Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
¶Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
¶Of deaths put on by cunning, and forced cause,
¶And in this upshot, purposes mistook
3880Fall'n on the inventors' heads. All this can I
¶Truly deliver.
¶Fortinbras Let us haste to hear it,
¶And call the noblest to the audience.
¶For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune.
3885I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
¶Horatio Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
¶But let this same be presently performed,
¶On plots and errors happen.
3895Fortinbras Let four captains
¶Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage,
¶For he was likely, had he been put on,
3900The soldiers' music and the rites of war
¶Speak loudly for him.
¶Take up the body. Such a sight as this
Exeunt marching, after the which, a peal of ordnance are shot off.
