Henry The Eighth (Folio 1, 1623)
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Scena Tertia.
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Enter Anne Bullen, and an old Lady.
¶An. Not for that neither; here's the pang that pinches.
¶So good a Lady, that no Tongue could euer
1205Pronounce dishonour of her; by my life,
¶She neuer knew harme-doing: Oh, now after
¶So many courses of the Sun enthroaned,
¶Still growing in a Maiesty and pompe, the which
¶To leaue, a thousand fold more bitter, then
¶To giue her the auaunt, it is a pitty
¶Would moue a Monster.
¶Melt and lament for her.
1215An. Oh Gods will, much better
¶She ne're had knowne pompe; though't be temporall,
¶Yet if that quarrell. Fortune, do diuorce
¶It from the bearer, 'tis a sufferance, panging
1220Old L. Alas poore Lady,
¶Shee's a stranger now againe.
¶An. So much the more
¶Must pitty drop vpon her; verily
¶I sweare, tis better to be lowly borne,
1225And range with humble liuers in Content,
¶Then to be perk'd vp in a glistring griefe,
¶And weare a golden sorrow.
¶Old L. Our content
¶Is our best hauing.
1230Anne. By my troth, and Maidenhead,
¶I would not be a Queene.
¶And venture Maidenhead for't, and so would you
1235You that haue so faire parts of Woman on you,
¶Haue (too) a Womans heart, which euer yet
¶Affected Eminence, Wealth, Soueraignty;
¶(Sauing your mincing) the capacity
¶Anne. Nay, good troth.
¶Old L. Yes troth, & troth; you would not be a Queen?
¶Anne. No, not for all the riches vnder Heauen.
¶Old as I am, to Queene it: but I pray you,
¶To beare that load of Title?
¶An. No in truth.
1250Old. L. Then you are weakly made; plucke off a little,
¶I would not be a young Count in your way,
¶For more then blushing comes to: If your backe
¶Cannot vouchsafe this burthen, tis too weake
¶Euer to get a Boy.
1255An. How you doe talke;
¶I sweare againe, I would not be a Queene,
¶For all the world.
¶Old. L. In faith, for little England
¶You'ld venture an emballing: I my selfe
1260Would for Carnaruanshire, although there long'd
¶No more to th'Crowne but that: Lo, who comes here?
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Enter Lord Chamberlaine.
¶The secret of your conference?
1265An. My good Lord,
¶Not your demand; it values not your asking:
¶Our Mistris Sorrowes we were pittying.
¶The action of good women, there is hope
1270All will be well.
¶An. Now I pray God, Amen.
¶Follow such Creatures. That you may, faire Lady
1275Tane of your many vertues; the Kings Maiesty
¶Commends his good opinion of you, to you; and
1280Out of his Grace, he addes.
¶An. I doe not know
¶What kinde of my obedience, I should tender;
¶More then my All, is Nothing: Nor my Prayers
¶Are not words duely hallowed; nor my Wishes
1285More worth, then empty vanities: yet Prayers & Wishes
¶Whose health and Royalty I pray for.
1290Cham. Lady;
¶I shall not faile t'approue the faire conceit
¶The King hath of you. I haue perus'd her well,
¶Beauty and Honour in her are so mingled,
¶That they haue caught the King: and who knowes yet
1295But from this Lady, may proceed a Iemme,
¶To lighten all this Ile. I'le to the King,
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Exit Lord Chamberlaine.
¶An. My honour'd Lord.
¶I haue beene begging sixteene yeares in Court
¶(Am yet a Courtier beggerly) nor could
¶Come pat betwixt too early, and too late
¶For any suit of pounds: and you, (oh fate)
¶This compel'd fortune: haue your mouth fild vp,
¶Before you open it.
1310There was a Lady once (tis an old Story)
¶That would not be a Queene, that would she not
¶For all the mud in Egypt; haue you heard it?
¶Old. L. With your Theame, I could
¶No other obligation? by my Life,
¶Is longer then his fore-skirt; by this time
¶Are you not stronger then you were?
¶An. Good Lady,
¶Make your selfe mirth with your particular fancy,
¶And leaue me out on't. Would I had no being
1325If this salute my blood a iot; it faints me
¶To thinke what followes.
¶In our long absence: pray doe not deliuer,
¶What heere y'haue heard to her.
