The Comedy of Errors (Folio 1, 1623)
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The Comedie of Errors.
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¶For a fish without a finne, ther's a fowle without a fether,
¶If a crow help vs in sirra, wee'll plucke a crow together.
745Ant. Go, get thee gon, fetch me an iron Crow.
¶Heerein you warre against your reputation,
¶Th' vnuiolated honor of your wife.
750Once this your long experience of your wisedome,
¶Why at this time the dores are made against you.
755Be rul'd by me, depart in patience,
¶And let vs to the Tyger all to dinner,
¶And about euening come your selfe alone,
¶If by strong hand you offer to breake in
¶A vulgar comment will be made of it;
¶That may with foule intrusion enter in,
765And dwell vpon your graue when you are dead;
¶Anti. You haue preuail'd, I will depart in quiet,
¶And in despight of mirth meane to be merrie:
¶Prettie and wittie; wilde, and yet too gentle;
¶There will we dine: this woman that I meane
¶Hath oftentimes vpbraided me withall:
775To her will we to dinner, get you home
¶And fetch the chaine, by this I know 'tis made,
¶Bring it I pray you to the Porpentine,
¶(Be it for nothing but to spight my wife)
¶Since mine owne doores refuse to entertaine me,
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Exeunt.
¶
Enter Iuliana, with Antipholus of Siracusia.
¶Iulia. And may it be that you haue quite forgot
790Shall loue in buildings grow so ruinate?
¶Be not thy tongue thy owne shames Orator:
¶Apparell vice like vertues harbenger:
¶Beare a faire presence, though your heart be tainted,
800Teach sinne the carriage of a holy Saint,
¶What simple thiefe brags of his owne attaine?
¶'Tis double wrong to truant with your bed,
¶And let her read it in thy lookes at boord:
805Shame hath a bastard fame, well managed,
¶Ill deeds is doubled with an euill word:
¶Alas poore women, make vs not beleeue
¶(Being compact of credit) that you loue vs,
810We in your motion turne, and you may moue vs.
¶Then gentle brother get you in againe;
¶'Tis holy sport to be a little vaine,
¶ know not;
¶Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine:
¶Then our earths wonder, more then earth diuine.
820Teach me deere creature how to thinke and speake:
¶Smothred in errors, feeble, shallow, weake,
¶The foulded meaning of your words deceit:
825To make it wander in an vnknowne field?
¶Are you a god? would you create me new?
¶Transforme me then, and to your powre Ile yeeld.
¶But if that I am I, then well I know,
830Nor to her bed no homage doe I owe:
¶Farre more, farre more, to you doe I decline:
¶Oh traine me not sweet Mermaide with thy note,
¶Sing Siren for thy selfe, and I will dote:
835Spread ore the siluer waues thy golden haires;
¶And as a bud Ile take thee, and there lie:
¶He gaines by death, that hath such meanes to die:
¶Ant. Not mad, but mated, how I doe not know.
¶Ant. For gazing on your beames
faire sun being by.
845 your sight.
¶Mine eies cleere eie, my deere hearts deerer heart;
¶My foode, my fortune, and my sweet hopes aime;
¶My sole earths heauen, and my heauens claime.
¶Thee will I loue, and with thee lead my life;
¶Giue me thy hand.
Exit.
¶
Enter Dromio, Siracusia.
¶ fast?
865 your man? Am I my selfe?
¶Ant. Thou art Dromio, thou art my man, thou art
¶ thy selfe.
¶ my selfe.
¶ selfe?
¶One that claimes me, one that haunts me, one that will
¶haue me.
Ant. What
