The Comedy of Errors (Folio 1, 1623)
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The Comedie of Errors.
¶Therefore most gracious Duke with thy command,
¶Let him be brought forth, and borne hence for helpe.
¶And I to thee ingag'd a Princes word,
¶To do him all the grace and good I could.
¶Go some of you, knocke at the Abbey gate,
¶I will determine this before I stirre.
1640
Enter a Messenger.
¶Beaten the Maids a-row, and bound the Doctor,
1645And euer as it blaz'd, they threw on him
¶Great pailes of puddled myre to quench the haire;
¶My Mr preaches patience to him, and the while
¶His man with Cizers nickes him like a foole:
1650Betweene them they will kill the Coniurer.
1655He cries for you, and vowes if he can take you,
¶
Cry within.
¶Harke, harke, I heare him Mistris: flie, be gone.
1660Halberds.
band: witnesse you,
¶That he is borne about inuisible,
¶Euen now we hous'd him in the Abbey heere.
1665
Enter Antipholus, and E.Dromio of Ephesus.
¶When I bestrid thee in the warres, and tooke
¶She whom thou gau'st to me to be my wife;
¶Euen in the strength and height of iniurie:
¶Beyond imagination is the wrong
¶vpon me,
¶As this is false he burthens me withall.
1690In this the Madman iustly chargeth them.
¶Neither disturbed with the effect of Wine,
¶Nor headie-rash prouoak'd with raging ire,
¶Albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad.
1695This woman lock'd me out this day from dinner;
¶That Goldsmith there, were he not pack'd with her,
¶Who parted with me to go fetch a Chaine,
¶Promising to bring it to the Porpentine,
1700Where Balthasar and I did dine together.
¶Our dinner done, and he not comming thither,
¶And in his companie that Gentleman.
1705That I this day of him receiu'd the Chaine,
¶Which God he knowes, I saw not. For the which,
¶He did arrest me with an Officer.
¶For certaine Duckets: he with none return'd.
1710Then fairely I bespoke the Officer
¶Of vilde Confederates: Along with them
¶They brought one Pinch, a hungry leane-fac'd Villaine;
1715A meere Anatomie, a Mountebanke,
¶A thred-bare Iugler, and a Fortune-teller,
¶A needy-hollow-ey'd-sharpe-looking-wretch;
¶A liuing dead man. This pernicious slaue,
¶Forsooth tooke on him as a Coniurer:
1720And gazing in mine eyes, feeling my pulse,
¶And with no-face (as 'twere) out-facing me,
¶They fell vpon me, bound me, bore me thence,
¶And in a darke and dankish vault at home
1725There left me and my man, both bound together,
¶Till gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder,
¶I gain'd my freedome; and immediately
¶Ran hether to your Grace, whom I beseech
¶Gold. My Lord, in truth, thus far I witnes with him:
¶That he din'd not at home, but was lock'd out.
¶Gold. He had my Lord, and when he ran in heere,
¶And thereupon I drew my sword on you:
1740And then you fled into this Abbey heere,
¶From whence I thinke you are come by Miracle.
1745And this is false you burthen me withall.
¶Duke. Why what an intricate impeach is this?
¶I thinke you all haue drunke of Circes cup:
¶If heere you hous'd him, heere he would haue bin.
¶If he were mad, he would not pleade so coldly:
¶E.Dro. Sir he din'de with her there, at the Porpen-
¶tine.
1755E.Anti. Tis true (my Liege) this Ring I had of her.
¶ther.
1760I thinke you are all mated, or starke mad.
Exit
