The History of Thomas Lord Cromwell (Folio 3, 1664)
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¶
Enter Friskiball, very poor.
¶Fortune that turns her too unconstant wheel,
¶Hath turn'd thy wealth and riches in the Sea,
¶All parts abroad where-ever I have been,
1130Grows weary of me, and denies me succour;
¶My debters they, that should relieve my want,
¶They know my state too mean, to bear out Law;
¶And here in London, where I oft have been,
1135And have done good to many a wretched man,
¶In vain it is, more of their hearts to try;
¶Be patient therefore, lay thee down and die.
¶
He lies down.
1140
Enter good-man Seely, and his Wife Joan.
¶now? I wis we have done for him, when many a time and
¶often he might have gone a hungry to bed.
¶Wife. Alas man, now he is made a Lord, he'll never
1145look upon us; he'll fulfill the old Proverb, Set Beggars a
¶horse-back, and they'll ride: â, well-a-day for my Cow;
¶such as he hath made us come behind-hand, we had never
¶pawn'd our Cow else to pay our Rent.
¶Seely. Well Joan, he'll come this way: and by God's
1150dickers I'le tell him roundly of it, and if he were ten Lords:
¶nothing.
¶mouch upon my Cheese-cakes, he hath forgot this now,
1155but now we'll remember him.
¶tail: but ifaith I'le gibber a joint, but I'le tell him his
¶stand up.
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Enter Hodge very fine, with a Tip-staff, Cromwell, the
¶Come out, good people; run before there ho.
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Friskiball riseth, and stands a-far-off.
¶Seely. I, we are kicked away now, we come for our
¶own; the time hath been, he would a looked more
¶friendly upon us: And you, Hodge, we know you well
¶enough, though you are so fine.
¶I owe thee money, father, do I not?
1175at home.
¶And look your wife, and you do stay to dinner:
¶And while you live, I freely give to you,
¶Four pound a year, for the four pound I ought you.
¶Now God bless thee, good Lord Tom:
¶Home Joan, home; I'le dine with my Lord Tom to day,
¶And thou shalt come next week.
¶Fetch my Cow; home Joan, home.
1185Wife. Now God bless thee, my good Lord Tom;
¶I'le fetch my Cow presently.
¶
Enter Gardiner.
¶That same puffe; but mark the end, my Lord, mark the
¶_end.
¶But let that pass: the King doth love him well.
¶I know you bear me hard, about the Abbey lands.
¶You had no colour for what you have done.
1200And of his Popish order from our Realm:
¶I am no enemy to Religion,
¶But what is done, it is for England's good:
¶Of lazy Abbots, and of full-fed Fryers?
1205They neither plow, nor sow, and yet they reap
¶The fat of all the Land, and suck the poor:
¶Look what was theirs, is in King Henrie's hands,
¶His wealth before lay in the Abbey lands.
1210When, God doth know, the infant yet unborn,
¶Will curse the time, the Abbies were pul'd down:
¶I pray now where is Hospitality?
¶For to relieve their need, or rest their bones,
1215When weary travel doth oppress their limmes?
¶And where religious men should take them in,
¶Shall now be kept back by a Mastive dog:
1220'Tis bootless to complain.
¶Nor. We'll follow you, my Lord, pray lead the way.
¶
Enter old Cromwell, like a Farmer.
¶Old Crom. How? one Cromwell made Lord Keeper,
¶And dwelt in York-shire? I never heard better newes:
1230One of my Servants go and have him in,
¶At better leisure will we talk with him.
¶Old Crom. Now if I die, how happy were the day,
¶
Exit old Cromwell.
¶Crom. Go on before, for time drawes on a pace.
¶
Exeunt all but Friskiball.
¶Fris. I wonder what this Lord would have with me,
1240I never did offend him to my knowledge:
¶Well, good or bad, I mean to bide it all,
¶Worse then I am, now never can befall.
¶
Enter Banister and his Wife.
¶Last night, they would come dine with me,
¶And take their bond in: I pray thee hie thee home,
¶
She runs and embraces him.
¶Is Banister your poor friend forgot?
¶I never would look my husband in the face,
¶But hate him as I would a Cockatrice.
¶And for the thousand pound I owe to you,
¶I have it ready for you, sir, at home:
¶And though I grieve your fortune is so bad:
¶Yet that my hap's to help you makes me glad:
¶Fris. Not yet I cannot, for the Lord Chancellor,
¶Hath here commanded me to wait on him,
¶For what I know not, pray God it be for good.
¶Ba. Never make doubt of that, I'le warrant you,
1275He is as kind a noble Gentleman,
¶We'll go along and bear you company:
¶I know we shall not want for welcome there?
1280Fris. Withall my heart: but what's become of Bagot?
¶Ba. He is hanged for buying Jewels of the Kings.
¶The time drawes on, sir, will you go along.
1285
Exeunt omnes.
