The History of Thomas Lord Cromwell (Folio 3, 1664)
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The Life and Death
¶Crom. Content thee man, this is but fortune,
605Hod. Fortune, a plague of this Fortune, it makes me go
¶but for my Doublet and Hat, ô Lord, they embraced me,
610graced me.
¶Crom. Well, Hodge, what remedy?
¶Hodg. Nay I know not, for begging I am naught,
615old trade, to the Hammer and the Horse-heels again: but
¶now the worst is, I am not acquainted with the humour of
¶given much to kicking, or no, for when I have one leg in
¶my hand, if he should up and lay tother on my chops, I
620were gone, there lay I, there lay Hodge.
625own another day: this was not regarded. Hark you,
¶Thomas, what do you call the fellows that rob'd us?
¶Crom. The Bandetti.
¶Hod. The Bandetti, do you call them, I know not
¶what they are called here, but I am sure we call them
630plain Thieves in England: O, Tom, that we were now
¶at Putney, at the Ale there.
¶And let us keep our standing on the Bridge:
¶To write the manner of his misery,
640And not only to read them, but also to look on us:
¶And not altogether look on us,
One stands at one end,
and one at tother.
¶But to relieve us, O cold, cold, cold.
¶
Enter Friskiball the Merchant, and
¶
reads the Bills.
¶_Bandetti,
¶One of them seems to be a Gentleman:
¶'Tis pitty that his fortune was so hard,
¶To fall into the desperate hands of thieves.
¶Fris. And what are you, my friend.
¶And therefore need not ask how you came thus:
¶Of their estate, and not relieve their need?
¶Sir, the coyn I have about me is not much:
¶There's sixteen more to buy your diet with,
¶But if you please for to enquire me out,
¶You shall not want for ought that I can do,
¶My name is Friskiball, a Florence Merchant:
670A man that alwayes loved your nation.
¶Crom. This unexpected favour at your hands,
¶Which God doth know, if ever I shall requite it,
¶And for your gold can yield you naught but thanks,
675Your charity hath help'd me from despair;
¶Your want shall better be reliev'd then thus.
680To bear my charges to Bononia,
¶Is by the French King sold unto his death,
¶It may fall out, that I may do him good:
685To save his life, I'le hazard my heart bloud:
¶Therefore, kind sir, thanks for your liberal gift,
¶Heaven prosper you, in that you go about:
690If Fortune bring you this way back again,
¶All good a man can wish, I do bequeath.
Exit Friskib.
¶There's few such men within our Climate bred.
695How say you now, Hodge, is not this good fortune?
¶If all men be of this Gentlemans mind,
¶Let's keep our standings upon this Bridge,
¶We shall get more here, with begging in one day,
¶There to relieve the noble Earle of Bedford:
¶Where if I fail not in my policy,
¶_thieving Bandetti again.
Exeunt.
¶
Enter Bedford and his Host.
¶Bed. Am I betraid, was Bedford born to die,
¶And made the French stir, when they heard my name;
¶And am I now betraid unto my death?
¶But by my Birth, my Honour, and my Name:
¶Open the door, I'le venter out upon them,
720And if I must die, then I'le die with Honour.
¶They have begirt you, round about the house:
¶Their meaning is to take yon prisoner,
¶Before alive they send me unto France:
¶I'le have my body first bored like a Sive,
¶And die as Hector, 'gainst the Mermydons,
Trecherous
