Much Ado About Nothing (Quarto 1, 1600)
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Enter Prince, Bastard, Leonato, Frier, Claudio, Bene-
¶dicke, Hero, and Beatrice
¶Leonato Come Frier Francis, be briefe, onely to the plaine
¶forme of marriage, and you shall recount their particular due-
1660ties afterwards.
¶Fran. You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady.
¶Claudio No.
¶Leo To bee married to her: Frier, you come to marry her.
1665Frier Lady, you come hither to be married to this counte.
¶Hero I do.
¶Frier If either of you know any inward impediment why
1670vtter it.
¶Claudio Know you any, Hero?
¶Hero None my lord.
¶Frier Know you any, Counte?
1675Clau. O what men dare do! what men may do! what men
¶daily do, not knowing what they do!
¶laughing, as, ah, ha, he.
¶Claudio Stand thee by Frier, father by your leaue,
¶Giue me this maide your daughter?
¶May counterpoise this rich and pretious gift?
¶Claudio Sweete Prince, you learne me noble thankfulnes:
¶There Leonato, take her backe againe,
¶Giue not this rotten orenge to your friend,
¶O what authoritie and shew of truth
¶Comes not that blood, as modest euidence,
¶She knowes the heate of a luxurious bed:
¶Leonato What do you meane, my lord?
1700Claudio Not to be married,
¶Not to knit my soule to an approoued wanton.
¶Leonato Deere my lord, if you in your owne proofe,
¶And made defeate of her virginitie.
¶I neuer tempted her with word too large,
¶You seeme to me as Diane in her Orbe,
1715As chaste as is the budde ere it be blowne:
¶But you are more intemperate in your blood,
¶Than Venus, or those pampred animalls,
¶To lincke my deare friend to a common stale.
¶Bened. This lookes not like a nuptiall.
¶Hero True, O God!
¶Is this the prince? is this the princes brother?
1730Is this face Heroes? are our eies our owne?
¶And by that fatherly and kindly power,
¶That you haue in her, bid her answer truly.
¶What kind of catechising call you this?
¶Hero Is it not Hero, who can blot that name
1740With any iust reproch?
¶Claud. Mary that can Hero,
¶Hero it selfe can blot out Heroes vertue.
¶What man was he talkt with you yesternight,
¶Out at your window betwixt twelue and one?
1745Now if you are a maide, answer to this.
¶Hero I talkt with no man at that hower my lord.
¶Prince Why then are you no maiden. Leonato,
¶My selfe, my brother, and this grieued Counte
¶Talke with a ruffian at her chamber window,
¶Who hath indeede most like a liberall villaine,
¶Confest the vile encounters they haue had
1755Iohn Fie, fie, they are not to be named my lord,
¶Not to be spoke of,
¶There is not chastitie enough in language,
¶Without offence to vtter them: thus pretty lady,
¶If halfe thy outward graces had bin placed,
¶About thy thoughts and counsailes of thy heart?
¶Thou pure impietie, and impious puritie,
1765For thee ile locke vp all the gates of Loue,
¶And on my eie-liddes shall Coniecture hang,
¶To turne all beautie into thoughts of harme,
¶And neuer shall it more be gracious.
¶Leonato Hath no mans dagger here a point for me.
¶Smother her spirits vp.
¶Benedicke How doth the Lady?
¶Beatrice Dead I thinke, help vncle,
1775Hero, why Hero, vncle, signior Benedicke, Frier.
¶Leonato O Fate! take not away thy heauy hand,
¶That may be wisht for.
1780Frier Haue comfort lady.
¶Leonato Wherfore? why doth not euery earthly thing,
1785The story that is printed in her bloud?
¶Do not liue Hero, do not ope thine eies:
¶For did I thinke thou wouldst not quickly die,
¶My selfe would on the rereward of reproches
1790Strike at thy life. Grieued I I had but one?
¶Chid I for that at frugall Natures frame?
¶O one too much by thee: why had I one?
¶Why euer wast thou louely in my eies?
¶Why had I not with charitable hand,
¶Who smirched thus, and mired with infamy,
¶I might haue said, no part of it is mine,
¶But mine and mine I loued, and mine I praisde,
1800And mine that I was prowd on mine so much,
¶Into a pit of incke, that the wide sea
¶Hath drops too few to wash her cleane againe,
¶To her foule tainted flesh.
¶der, I know not what to say.
¶I haue this tweluemonth bin her bedfellow.
¶Which was before bard vp with ribs of yron,
1815Would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie,
¶Washt it with teares! hence from her, let her die.
¶giuen way vnto this course of fortune, by noting of the lady, I
1820haue markt,
¶And in her eie there hath appeard a fire,
1825To burne the errors that these princes hold
¶Against her maiden truth: call me a foole,
¶Which with experimental seale doth warrant
¶The tenure of my booke: trust not my age,
1830My reuerence, calling, nor diuinitie,
¶Vnder some biting errour.
¶Leonato Frier, it cannot be,
1835Is, that she will not adde to her damnation,
¶If I know more of any man aliue
¶Then that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
¶Let all my sinnes lacke mercie, O my father,
¶Proue you that any man with me conuerst,
1845At houres vnmeete, or that I yesternight
¶Maintaind the change of words with any creature,
¶Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.
¶Bene. Two of them haue the very bent of honour,
¶Time hath not yet so dried this bloud of mine,
¶Nor age so eate vp my inuention,
¶Nor Fortune made such hauocke of my meanes,
¶Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
¶Both strength of limbe, and policy of mind,
¶Ability in meanes, and choise of friends,
¶To quit me of them throughly.
¶Let her awhile be secretly kept in,
¶Maintaine a mourning ostentation,
1870And on your families old monument,
¶Hang mourneful epitaphes, and do all rites,
¶That appertaine vnto a buriall.
¶But on this trauaile looke for greater birth:
1880Shal be lamented, pittied, and excusde
¶Of euery hearer: for it so falls out,
¶That what we haue, we prize not to the worth,
¶Whiles we enioy it, but being lackt and lost,
¶Why then we racke the valew, then we find
¶Whiles it was ours, so will it fare with Claudio:
¶Into his study of imagination,
1890And euery louely Organ of her life,
¶Shall come apparelld in more precious habite,
¶More moouing delicate, and full of life,
1895If euer loue had interest in his liuer,
¶No, though he thought his accusation true:
1900Then I can lay it downe in likelihood.
¶But if all ayme but this be leuelld false,
¶Will quench the wonder of her infamie.
¶And if it sort not wel, you may conceale her,
1905As best befits her wounded reputation,
¶Out of all eies, tongues, minds, and iniuries.
1910Is very much vnto the prince and Claudio,
¶Yet, by mine honor, I will deale in this,
¶Should with your body.
¶Leon. Being that I flow in griefe,
¶Come lady, die to liue, this wedding day
¶Perhaps is but prolong'd, haue patience and endure.
exit.
1920Bene. Lady Beatrice, haue you wept al this while?
¶Beat. Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
¶would right her!
¶Bene. May a man do it?
1930Beat. It is a mans office, but not yours.
¶is not that strange?
1940him eate it that sayes I loue not you.
¶Beat. Will you not eate your word?
¶loue thee.
¶Beat. Why then God forgiue me.
¶to protest I loued you.
¶Bened. And do it with all thy heart.
1950to protest.
¶Bened. Come bid me doe any thing for thee.
¶Beat. Kill Claudio.
¶Bened. Ha, not for the wide world.
¶Beat. You kill me to deny it, farewell.
¶Beat. I am gone, though I am here, there is no loue in you,
¶nay I pray you let me go.
¶Bened. Beatrice.
¶Beat. In faith I will go.
¶mine enemy.
¶Bened. Is Claudio thine enemy?
¶Beat. Is a not approoued in the height a villaine, that hath
¶were a man! what, beare her in hand, vntill they come to take
¶vnmittigated rancour? O God that I were a man! I woulde
¶eate his heart in the market place.
1970Bened. Heare me Beatrice.
¶Bened. Nay but Beatrice.
1975vndone.
¶Bened. Beat?
¶that I were a man for his sake! or that I had any friend woulde
¶valour into complement, and men are only turnd into tongue,
¶and trim ones too: he is now as valiant as Hercules, that only
¶fore I will die a woman with grieuing.
¶Bened. Tarry good Beatrice, by this hand I loue thee.
¶by it.
1990wrongd Hero?
¶Bened. Enough, I am engagde, I will challenge him, I will
¶render me a deere account: as you heare of me, so think of me:
¶well.
