Much Ado About Nothing (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Leonato, Bene. Marg. Vrsula, old man, Frier, Hero.
¶Leo. So are the Prince and Claudio who accus'd her,
¶Vpon the errour that you heard debated:
¶But Margaret was in some fault for this,
¶Although against her will as it appeares,
¶To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it.
¶Leo. Well daughter, and you gentlewomen all,
2565Withdraw into a chamber by your selues,
¶The Prince and Claudio promis'd by this howre
¶To visit me, you know your office Brother,
¶You must be father to your brothers daughter,
2570And giue her to young Claudio.
Exeunt Ladies.
¶Old. Which I will doe with confirm'd countenance.
¶Frier. To doe what Signior?
¶Bene. To binde me, or vndoe me, one of them:
2575Signior Leonato, truth it is good Signior,
¶Your neece regards me with an eye of fauour.
¶Bene. And I doe with an eye of loue requite her.
2580From Claudio, and the Prince, but what's your will?
¶But for my will, my will is, your good will
¶May stand with ours, this day to be conioyn'd,
¶In the state of honourable marriage,
¶Leon. My heart is with your liking.
¶Frier. And my helpe.
¶
Enter Prince and Claudio, with attendants.
2590Leo. Good morrow Prince, good morrow Claudio:
¶We heere attend you, are you yet determin'd,
¶To day to marry with my brothers daughter?
¶Leo. Call her forth brother, heres the Frier ready.
2595Prin. Good morrow Benedicke, why what's the matter?
¶That you haue such a Februarie face,
¶Tush, feare not man, wee'll tip thy hornes with gold,
2600And all Europa shall reioyce at thee,
¶As once Europa did at lusty Ioue,
¶When he would play the noble beast in loue.
2605A got a Calfe in that same noble feat,
¶Much like to you, for you haue iust his bleat.
¶
Enter brother, Hero, Beatrice, Margaret, Vrsula.
¶Cla. For this I owe you: here comes other recknings.
¶Before this Frier, and sweare to marry her.
¶Clau. Giue me your hand before this holy Frier,
2615I am your husband if you like of me.
¶Hero. And when I liu'd I was your other wife,
¶And when you lou'd, you were my other husband.
¶Clau. Another Hero?
¶Hero. Nothing certainer.
2620One Hero died, but I doe liue,
¶And surely as I liue, I am a maid.
¶Prin. The former Hero, Hero that is dead.
¶Frier. All this amazement can I qualifie,
2625When after that the holy rites are ended,
¶Ile tell you largely of faire Heroes death:
¶Meane time let wonder seeme familiar,
¶And to the chappell let vs presently.
¶Ben. Soft and faire Frier, which is Beatrice?
¶Bene. Doe not you loue me?
¶Bene. Why then your Vncle, and the Prince, & Clau-
¶dio, haue beene deceiued, they swore you did.
2635Beat. Doe not you loue mee?
¶Are much deceiu'd, for they did sweare you did.
¶Bene. 'Tis no matter, then you doe not loue me?
¶Beat. No truly, but in friendly recompence.
2645For heres a paper written in his hand,
¶A halting sonnet of his owne pure braine,
¶Fashioned to Beatrice.
¶Hero. And heeres another,
2650Containing her affection vnto Benedicke.
¶hearts: come I will haue thee, but by this light I take
¶thee for pittie.
¶Beat. I would not denie you, but by this good day, I
¶for I was told, you were in a consumption.
¶Bene. Ile tell thee what Prince: a Colledge of witte-crackers
2660cannot flout mee out of my humour, dost thou
¶think I care for a Satyre or an Epigram? no, if a man will
¶against it: for man is a giddy thing, and this is my con-
¶clusion: for thy part Claudio, I did thinke to haue beaten
¶thee, but in that thou art like to be my kinsman, liue vn-
¶bruis'd, and loue my cousin.
¶I might haue cudgel'd thee out of thy single life, to make
¶thee a double dealer, which out of questiõ thou wilt be,
¶if my Cousin do not looke exceeding narrowly to thee.
¶Bene. Come, come, we are friends, let's haue a dance
2675ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts,
¶and our wiues heeles.
¶Leon. Wee'll haue dancing afterward.
¶thou art sad, get thee a vvife, get thee a vvife, there is no
2680staff more reuerend then one tipt with horn.
Enter. Mes.
¶Messen. My Lord, your brother Iohn is tane in flight,
Dance.
