Much Ado About Nothing (Folio 1, 1623)
Not Peer Reviewed
¶
Actus Quartus.
¶
Enter Prince, Bastard, Leonato, Frier, Claudio, Benedicke,
¶Hero, and Beatrice.
¶Leonato. Come Frier Francis, be briefe, onely to the
1660plaine forme of marriage, and you shal recount their par-
¶ticular duties afterwards.
¶Fran. You come hither, my Lord, to marry this Lady.
¶Clau. No.
¶Leo. To be married to her: Frier, you come to mar-
1665rie her.
¶Frier. Lady, you come hither to be married to this
¶Count.
¶Hero. I doe.
¶Frier. If either of you know any inward impediment
1670why you should not be conioyned, I charge you on your
¶soules to vtter it.
¶Claud. Know you anie, Hero?
¶Hero. None my Lord.
¶Frier. Know you anie, Count?
¶Clau. O what men dare do! what men may do! what
¶men daily do!
¶of laughing, as ha, ha, he.
1680Clau. Stand thee by Frier, father, by your leaue,
¶Giue me this maid your daughter?
1685May counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
¶Clau. Sweet Prince, you learn me noble thankfulnes:
¶There Leonato, take her backe againe,
¶Giue not this rotten Orenge to your friend,
¶O what authoritie and shew of truth
¶Comes not that bloud, as modest euidence,
¶She knowes the heat of a luxurious bed:
1700Leonato. What doe you meane, my Lord?
¶Clau. Not to be married,
¶Not to knit my soule to an approued wanton.
¶Leon. Deere my Lord, if you in your owne proofe,
1705And made defeat of her virginitie.
¶I neuer tempted her with word too large,
¶You seeme to me as Diane in her Orbe,
1715As chaste as is the budde ere it be blowne:
¶But you are more intemperate in your blood,
¶Than Venus, or those pampred animalls,
¶To linke my deare friend to a common stale.
¶Bene. This lookes not like a nuptiall.
¶Hero. True, O God!
¶Is this the Prince? is this the Princes brother?
1730Is this face Heroes? are our eies our owne?
¶And by that fatherly and kindly power,
¶That you haue in her, bid her answer truly.
1735Leo. I charge thee doe, as thou art my childe.
¶What kinde of catechizing call you this?
¶Hero. Is it not Hero? who can blot that name
1740With any iust reproach?
¶Claud. Marry that can Hero,
¶Hero it selfe can blot out Heroes vertue.
¶What man was he, talkt with you yesternight,
¶Out at your window betwixt twelue and one?
1745Now if you are a maid, answer to this.
¶Hero. I talkt with no man at that howre my Lord.
¶Prince. Why then you are no maiden. Leonato,
¶My selfe, my brother, and this grieued Count
¶Talke with a ruffian at her chamber window,
¶Who hath indeed most like a liberall villaine,
¶Confest the vile encounters they haue had
1755Iohn. Fie, fie, they are not to be named my Lord,
¶Not to be spoken of,
¶There is not chastitie enough in language,
¶Without offence to vtter them: thus pretty Lady
¶If halfe thy outward graces had beene placed
¶About thy thoughts and counsailes of thy heart?
¶Thou pure impiety, and impious puritie,
1765For thee Ile locke vp all the gates of Loue,
¶And on my eie-lids shall Coniecture hang,
¶To turne all beauty into thoughts of harme,
¶And neuer shall it more be gracious.
¶Leon. Hath no mans dagger here a point for me?
¶Smother her spirits vp.
¶Bene. How doth the Lady?
¶Beat. Dead I thinke, helpe vncle,
1775Hero, why Hero, Vncle, Signor Benedicke, Frier.
¶Leonato. O Fate! take not away thy heauy hand,
¶That may be wisht for.
1780Fri. Haue comfort Ladie.
¶Leon. Wherfore? Why doth not euery earthly thing
1785The storie that is printed in her blood?
¶Do not liue Hero, do not ope thine eyes:
¶For did I thinke thou wouldst not quickly die,
¶My selfe would on the reward of reproaches
1790Strike at thy life. Grieu'd I, I had but one?
¶Chid I, for that at frugal Natures frame?
¶O one too much by thee: why had I one?
¶Why euer was't thou louelie in my eies?
¶Why had I not with charitable hand
¶Who smeered thus, and mir'd with infamie,
¶I might haue said, no part of it is mine:
¶But mine, and mine I lou'd, and mine I prais'd,
1800And mine that I was proud on mine so much,
¶Into a pit of Inke, that the wide sea
¶Hath drops too few to wash her cleane againe,
¶To her foule tainted flesh.
¶in wonder, I know not what to say.
¶I haue this tweluemonth bin her bedfellow.
¶Which was before barr'd vp with ribs of iron.
1815Would the Princes lie, and Claudio lie,
¶Wash'd it with teares? Hence from her, let her die.
¶long, and giuen way vnto this course of fortune, by no-
1820ting of the Ladie, I haue markt.
¶And in her eie there hath appear'd a fire
1825To burne the errors that these Princes hold
¶Against her maiden truth. Call me a foole,
¶Which with experimental seale doth warrant
¶The tenure of my booke: trust not my age,
1830My reuerence, calling, nor diuinitie,
¶Vnder some biting error.
¶Leo. Friar, it cannot be:
1835Is, that she wil not adde to her damnation,
¶That which appeares in proper na
kednesse?
¶Fri. Ladie, what man is he you are accus'd of?
¶If I know more of any man aliue
¶Then that which maiden modestie doth warrant,
¶Let all my sinnes lacke mercy. O my Father,
¶Proue you that any man with me conuerst,
1845At houres vnmeete, or that I yesternight
¶Maintain'd the change of words with any creature,
¶Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.
¶Ben. Two of them haue the verie bent of honor,
¶Time hath not yet so dried this bloud of mine,
¶Nor age so eate vp my inuention,
¶Nor Fortune made such hauocke of my meanes,
¶Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
¶Both strength of limbe, and policie of minde,
¶Ability in meanes, and choise of friends,
¶To quit me of them throughly.
¶Let her awhile be secretly kept in,
¶Maintaine a mourning ostentation,
1870And on your Families old monument,
¶Hang mournfull Epitaphes, and do all rites,
¶That appertaine vnto a buriall.
¶But on this trauaile looke for greater birth:
1880Shal be lamented, pittied, and excus'd
¶Of euery hearer: for it so fals out,
¶That what we haue, we prize not to the worth,
¶Whiles we enioy it; but being lack'd and lost,
¶Why then we racke the value, then we finde
¶Whiles it was ours, so will it fare with Claudio:
¶Into his study of imagination.
1890And euery louely Organ of her life,
¶Shall come apparel'd in more precious habite:
¶More mouing delicate, and ful of life,
1895If euer Loue had interest in his Liuer,
¶No, though he thought his accusation true:
1900Then I can lay it downe in likelihood.
¶But if all ayme but this be leuelld false,
¶Will quench the wonder of her infamie.
¶And if it sort not well, you may conceale her,
1905As best befits her wounded reputation,
¶Out of all eyes, tongnes, mindes and iniuries.
1910Is very much vnto the Prince and Claudio.
¶Yet, by mine honor, I will deale in this,
¶Should with your bodie.
¶Leon. Being that I flow in greefe,
¶Come Lady, die to liue, this wedding day
¶Perhaps is but prolong'd, haue patience & endure.
Exit.
1920Bene. Lady Beatrice, haue you wept all this while?
¶Beat. Yea, and I will weepe a while longer.
¶that would right her!
¶Bene. May a man doe it?
1930Beat. It is a mans office, but not yours.
¶is not that strange?
1940make him eat it that sayes I loue not you.
¶Beat. Will you not eat your word?
¶test I loue thee.
¶Beat. Why then God forgiue me.
¶bout to protest I loued you.
¶Bene. And doe it with all thy heart.
1950is left to protest.
¶Bened. Come, bid me doe any thing for thee.
¶Beat. Kill Claudio.
¶Bene. Ha, not for the wide world.
¶Beat. You kill me to denie, farewell.
¶Beat. I am gone, though I am heere, there is no loue
¶in you, nay I pray you let me goe.
¶Bene. Beatrice.
¶Beat. In faith I will goe.
¶with mine enemy.
¶Bene. Is Claudio thine enemie?
¶Beat. Is a not approued in the height a villaine, that
¶that I were a man! what, beare her in hand vntill they
¶come to take hands, and then with publike accusation
¶vncouered slander, vnmittigated rancour? O God that I
¶were a man! I would eat his heart in the market-place.
1970Bene. Heare me Beatrice.
¶Beat. Talke with a man out at a window, a proper
¶saying.
¶Bene. Nay but Beatrice.
1975she is vndone.
¶Bene. Beat?
¶lie, O that I were a man for his sake! or that I had any
1980friend would be a man for my sake! But manhood is mel-
¶ted into cursies, valour into complement, and men are
¶onelie turned into tongue, and trim ones too: he is now
¶as valiant as Hercules, that only tells a lie, and sweares it:
¶I cannot be a man with wishing, therfore I will die a wo-
1985man with grieuing.
¶Bene. Tarry good Beatrice, by this hand I loue thee.
¶ring by it.
1990hath wrong'd Hero?
¶Bene. Enough, I am engagde, I will challenge him, I
¶dio shall render me a deere account: as you heare of me,
¶is dead, and so farewell.
