Much Ado About Nothing (Folio 1, 1623)
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Much adoe about Nothing.¶ly get the learned writer to set downe our excommuni-
1655cation, and meet me at the Iaile.
Exeunt.
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Actus Quartus.
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Enter Prince, Bastard, Leonato, Frier, Claudio, Benedicke,
¶Hero, and Beatrice.
¶Leonato. Come Frier Francis, be briefe, onely to the
1660plaine forme of marriage, and you shal recount their par-
¶ticular duties afterwards.
¶Fran. You come hither, my Lord, to marry this Lady.
¶Clau. No.
¶Leo. To be married to her: Frier, you come to mar-
1665rie her.
¶Frier. Lady, you come hither to be married to this
¶Count.
¶Hero. I doe.
¶Frier. If either of you know any inward impediment
1670why you should not be conioyned, I charge you on your
¶soules to vtter it.
¶Claud. Know you anie, Hero?
¶Hero. None my Lord.
¶Frier. Know you anie, Count?
¶Clau. O what men dare do! what men may do! what
¶men daily do!
¶of laughing, as ha, ha, he.
1680Clau. Stand thee by Frier, father, by your leaue,
¶Giue me this maid your daughter?
1685May counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
¶Clau. Sweet Prince, you learn me noble thankfulnes:
¶There Leonato, take her backe againe,
¶Giue not this rotten Orenge to your friend,
¶O what authoritie and shew of truth
¶Comes not that bloud, as modest euidence,
¶She knowes the heat of a luxurious bed:
1700Leonato. What doe you meane, my Lord?
¶Clau. Not to be married,
¶Not to knit my soule to an approued wanton.
¶Leon. Deere my Lord, if you in your owne proofe,
1705And made defeat of her virginitie.
¶I neuer tempted her with word too large,
¶You seeme to me as Diane in her Orbe,
1715As chaste as is the budde ere it be blowne:
¶But you are more intemperate in your blood,
¶Than Venus, or those pampred animalls,
¶To linke my deare friend to a common stale.
¶Bene. This lookes not like a nuptiall.
¶Hero. True, O God!
¶Is this the Prince? is this the Princes brother?
1730Is this face Heroes? are our eies our owne?
¶And by that fatherly and kindly power,
¶That you haue in her, bid her answer truly.
1735Leo. I charge thee doe, as thou art my childe.
¶What kinde of catechizing call you this?
¶Hero. Is it not Hero? who can blot that name
1740With any iust reproach?
¶Claud. Marry that can Hero,
¶Hero it selfe can blot out Heroes vertue.
¶What man was he, talkt with you yesternight,
¶Out at your window betwixt twelue and one?
1745Now if you are a maid, answer to this.
¶Hero. I talkt with no man at that howre my Lord.
¶Prince. Why then you are no maiden. Leonato,
¶My selfe, my brother, and this grieued Count
¶Talke with a ruffian at her chamber window,
¶Who hath indeed most like a liberall villaine,
¶Confest the vile encounters they haue had
1755Iohn. Fie, fie, they are not to be named my Lord,
¶Not to be spoken of,
¶There is not chastitie enough in language,
¶Without offence to vtter them: thus pretty Lady
¶If halfe thy outward graces had beene placed
¶About thy thoughts and counsailes of thy heart?
¶Thou pure impiety, and impious puritie,
1765For thee Ile locke vp all the gates of Loue,
¶And on my eie-lids shall Coniecture hang,
¶To turne all beauty into thoughts of harme,
¶And neuer shall it more be gracious.
¶Leon. Hath no mans dagger here a point for me?
¶Smother her spirits vp.
¶Bene. How doth the Lady?
¶Beat. Dead I thinke, helpe vncle,
1775Hero, why Hero, Vncle, Signor Benedicke, Frier.
¶Leonato. O Fate! take not away thy heauy hand,
¶That may be wisht for.
Beat. How
