All's Well That Ends Well (Modern)
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¶Do not throw from you. -- [To 1 Lord and 2 Lord] And you, my lords, farewell.
¶Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain, all
600The gift doth stretch itself as 'tis received,
| ¶And is enough for both. | |
| ¶1 Lord | |
| 'Tis our hope sir, | |
¶After well entered soldiers, to return
¶And find your grace in health.
605King No, no, it cannot be. And yet my heart
¶Will not confess he owes the malady
¶That doth my life besiege. -- Farewell, young lords.
¶Whether I live or die, be you the sons
¶Of worthy Frenchmen. Let higher Italy
610(Those bated that inherit but the fall
¶Of the last monarchy) see that you come
¶Not to woo honor, but to wed it, when
¶The bravest questant shrinks. Find what you seek,
¶That fame may cry you loud. I say farewell.
6151 Lord: Health, at your bidding, serve your majesty.
¶King Those girls of Italy, take heed of them:
¶They say our French lack language to deny
¶If they demand. Beware of being captives
| ¶Before you serve. | |
| 6201 and 2 Lords | |
| Our hearts receive your warnings. | |
| ¶Paroles | |
| 'Tis not his fault, the spark. | |
| ¶2 Lord | |
| Oh, 'tis brave wars! | |
625Paroles Most admirable! I have seen those wars.
¶Bertram I am commanded here, and kept a coil with
¶"Too young" and "The next year" and "'Tis too early."
630Bertram I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock,
¶Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry
¶Till honor be bought up and no sword worn
¶But one to dance with. By heaven, I'll steal away!
| ¶1 Lord | |
| There's honor in the theft. | |
| 635Paroles | |
| Commit it, count. | |
| ¶2 Lord | |
| I am your accessory, and so farewell. | |
| ¶Bertram | |
| I grow to you, | |
And our parting is a tortured body.
| ¶1 Lord | |
| Farewell, captain. | |
| ¶2 Lord | |
| Sweet Monsieur Paroles. | |
640Paroles [To the departing Lords] Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. ¶Good sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals. You ¶shall find in the regiment of the Spinii one Captain ¶Spurio with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here on ¶his sinister cheek. It was this very sword entrenched it. [He indicates his weapon.] 645Say to him I live, and observe his reports for me.
¶1 Lord We shall, noble captain.
[To Bertram]--What will ¶ye do?
¶Bertram Stay the king.
650Paroles Use a more spacious ceremony to the noble ¶lords: you have restrained yourself within the list of ¶too cold an adieu. Be more expressive to them, for they ¶wear themselves in the cap of the time; there do muster ¶true gait; eat, speak, and move under the influence of 655the most received star; and, though the devil lead the ¶measure, such are to be followed. After them, and take a ¶more dilated farewell.
¶Bertram And I will do so.
Exeunt [Bertram and Paroles].
¶
Enter Lafeu
¶King I'll fee thee to stand up.
665I would you had kneeled, my lord, to ask me mercy,
¶And that at my bidding you could so stand up.
¶King I would I had, so I had broke thy pate
| ¶And asked thee mercy for't. | |
| ¶Lafeu | |
| Good faith, across! | |
But, my good lord, 'tis 670thus:will you be cured
| Of your infirmity? | ||
| ¶King | ||
| No. | ||
| ¶Lafeu | ||
| Oh, will you eat | ||
No grapes, my royal fox? ¶Yes, but you will
My noble grapes, an if ¶my royal fox
Could reach them. I have seen a medicine
675That's able to breathe life into a stone,
¶Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary
¶With sprightly fire and motion, whose simple touch
¶Is powerful to a-raise King P√©pin, nay,
¶To give great Charlemagne a pen in 's hand
| 680And write to her a love-line. | |
| ¶King | |
| What "her" is this? | |
¶Lafeu Why, Doctor She! My lord, there's one arrived
¶If you will see her. Now, by my faith and honor,
¶If seriously I may convey my thoughts.
685In this my light deliverance, I have spoke
¶With one that, in her sex, her years, profession,
¶Wisdom, and constancy, hath amazed me more
¶Than I dare blame my weakness. Will you see her --
¶For that is her demand -- and know her business?
| 690That done, laugh well at me. | |
| ¶King | |
| Now, good Lafeu, | |
¶Bring in the admiration, that we with thee
¶May spend our wonder too, or take off thine
| ¶By wondering how thou took'st it. | |
| 695Lafeu | |
| Nay, I'll fit you, | |
¶And not be all day neither.
[Lafeu goes off briefly to usher in Helen]
¶
Enter Helen
| 700King | |
| This haste hath wings indeed. | |
| ¶Lafeu | |
| Nay, come your ways, | |
¶This is his majesty; say your mind to him.
¶A traitor you do look like, but such traitors
¶His majesty seldom fears. I am Cressid's uncle,
705That dare leave two together. Fare you well.
Exit.
¶King Now, fair one, does your business follow us?
| ¶In what he did profess, well found. | |
| 710King | |
| I knew him. | |
¶Helen The rather will I spare my praises towards him:
¶Knowing him is enough. On's bed of death,
¶Many receipts he gave me, chiefly one
¶Which, as the dearest issue of his practice
715And of his old experience th'only darling,
¶He bade me store up as a triple eye
¶Safer then mine own two; more dear I have so.
¶And, hearing your high majesty is touched
¶With that malignant cause wherein the honor
720Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power,
¶I come to tender it and my appliance
| ¶With all bound humbleness. | |
| ¶King | |
| We thank you, maiden, | |
¶But may not be so credulous of cure
725When our most learnèd doctors leave us and
¶The congregated college have concluded
¶That laboring art can never ransom nature
¶From her inaidable estate. I say we must not
¶So stain our judgment or corrupt our hope
730To prostitute our past-cure malady
¶To empirics, or to dissever so
¶Our great self and our credit to esteem
¶A senseless help, when help past sense we deem.
¶Helen My duty, then, shall pay me for my pains.
735I will no more enforce mine office on you,
¶Humbly entreating from your royal thoughts,
¶A modest one to bear me back again.
¶King I cannot give thee less, to be called grateful.
¶Thou thoughtst to help me, and such thanks I give,
740As one near death to those that wish him live.
¶But what at full I know, thou knowst no part,
¶I knowing all my peril, thou no art.
¶Helen What I can do can do no hurt to try,
¶Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy.
745He that of greatest works is finisher
¶Oft does them by the weakest minister:
¶So holy writ in babes hath judgment shown,
¶When judges have been babes; great floods have flown
¶From simple sources: and great seas have dried
750When miracles have by the great'st been denied.
¶Oft expectation fails, and most oft there
¶Where most it promises, and oft it hits,
¶Where hope is coldest and despair most shifts.
¶King I must not hear thee. Fare thee well, kind maid.
755Thy pains not used must by thyself be paid:
¶Proffers not took reap thanks for their reward.
¶Helen Inspirèd merit so by breath is barred.
¶It is not so with him that all things knows
¶As 'tis with us that square our guess by shows.
760But most it is presumption in us when
¶The help of heaven we count the act of men.
¶Dear sir, to my endeavors give consent:
¶Of heaven, not me, make an experiment.
¶I am not an impostor that proclaim
765Myself against the level of mine aim,
¶But know I think, and think I know most sure,
¶My art is not past power, nor you past cure.
¶King Art thou so confident? Within what space
| ¶Hop'st thou my cure? | |
| 770Helen | |
| The greatest grace lending grace, | |
¶Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring
¶Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring,
¶Ere twice in murk and occidental damp
¶Moist Hesperus hath quenched her sleepy lamp,
775Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass
¶Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass,
¶What is infirm, from your sound parts shall fly,
¶Health shall live free, and sickness freely die.
¶King Upon thy certainty and confidence,
| 780What dar'st thou venture? | |
| ¶Helen | |
| Tax of impudence, | |
¶A strumpet's boldness, a divulgèd shame
¶Traduced by odious ballads; my maiden's name
¶Seared otherwise -- nay, worse of worst, extended
785With vilest torture, let my life be ended.
¶King Methinks in thee some blessèd spirit doth speak
¶His powerful sound within an organ weak,
¶And what impossibility would slay
¶In commonsense, sense saves another way.
790Thy life is dear, for all that life can rate
¶Worth name of life in thee hath estimate:
¶Youth, beauty, wisdom, courage, all
¶That happiness and prime can happy call.
¶Thou this to hazard needs must intimate
795Skill infinite, or monstrous desperate.
¶Sweet practicer, thy physic I will try,
¶That ministers thine own death if I die.
¶Helen If I break time, or flinch in property
¶Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die,
800And well deserved: not helping, death's my fee.
¶But if I help, what do you promise me.
| ¶King | |
| Make thy demand. | |
| ¶Helen | |
| But will you make it even? | |
¶King Ay, by my scepter and my hopes of help.
805Helen Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand
¶What husband in thy power I will command.
¶Exempted be from me the arrogance
¶To choose from forth the royal blood of France,
¶My low and humble name to propagate
810With any branch or image of thy state;
¶But such a one, thy vassal, whom I know
¶Is free for me to ask, thee to bestow.
¶King Here is my hand; the premises observed,
¶Thy will by my performance shall be served.
815So make the choice of thy own time, for I,
¶Thy resolvèd patient, on thee still rely.
¶More should I question thee, and more I must --
¶Though more to know could not be more to trust --
¶From whence thou cam'st, how tended on; but rest,
820Unquestioned welcome, and undoubted blessed. --
¶As high as word, my deed shall match thy deed.
¶
Flourish. Exeunt.
