All's Well That Ends Well (Folio 1, 1623)
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Enter Count, Lafew, and Parolles
¶an vnknowne feare.
900hath shot out in our latter times.
¶Ol. Laf Of all the learned and authenticke fellowes.
¶Ol. Laf That gaue him out incureable.
¶Ol. Laf Not to be help'd.
¶shall reade it in what do ye call there.
¶ly Actor.
¶breefe and the tedious of it, and he's of a most facineri-
¶Ol.Laf Very hand of heauen.
¶be made, then alone the recou'ry of the king, as to bee
¶Old Laf Generally thankfull.
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Enter King, Hellen, and attendants
¶the King.
¶maide the Better whil'st I haue a tooth in my head: why
935he's able to leade her a Carranto.
¶Par Mor du vinager is not this Helen
¶King Goe call before mee all the Lords in Court,
¶The confirmation of my promis'd guift,
¶Which but attends thy naming.
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Enter 3 or 4 Lords
945Faire Maide send forth thine eye, this youthfull parcell
¶Ore whom both Soueraigne power, and fathers voice
¶I haue to vse; thy franke election make,
¶Fall when loue please, marry to each but one.
¶Old Laf I'de giue bay curtall, and his furniture
¶My mouth no more were broken then these boyes,
¶And writ as little beard.
¶Not one of those, but had a Noble father.
¶
She addresses her to a Lord
¶the king to health.
¶Let the white death sit on thy cheeke for euer,
¶Wee'l nere come there againe.
970Hel Now Dian from thy Altar do I fly,
¶And to imperiall loue, that God most high
¶1. Lo And grant it.
¶Ames-ace for my life.
¶Before I speake too threatningly replies:
¶Loue make your fortunes twentie times aboue
¶Which great loue grant, and so I take my leaue.
985of mine, I'de haue them whip'd, or I would send them
¶to'th Turke to make Eunuches of.
¶Ile neuer do you wrong for your owne sake:
990Finde fairer fortune, if you euer wed.
¶French nere got em.
¶La You are too young, too happie, and too good
¶of fourteene: I haue knowne thee already.
¶Into your guiding power: This is the man.
¶wife.
¶The helpe of mine owne eies.
¶done for mee?
1010Ber Yes my good Lord, but neuer hope to know
¶why I should marrie her.
¶ly bed.
¶Ber But followes it my Lord, to bring me downe
¶Shee had her breeding at my fathers charge:
¶Rather corrupt me euer.
1020I can build vp: strange is it that our bloods
¶Of colour, waight, and heat, pour'd all together,
¶Of vertue for the name: but doe not so:
¶From lowest place, whence vertuous things proceed,
¶The place is dignified by th' doers deede.
¶Where great additions swell's, and vertue none,
1030It is a dropsied honour. Good alone,
¶The propertie by what is is, should go,
¶Not by the title. Shee is young, wise, faire,
¶Which challenges it selfe as honours borne,
¶And is not like the sire: Honours thriue,
¶When rather from our acts we them deriue
¶Then our fore-goers: the meere words, a slaue
1040Debosh'd on euerie tombe, on euerie graue:
¶A lying Trophee, and as oft is dumbe,
¶Where dust, and damn'd obliuion is the Tombe.
¶If thou canst like this creature, as a maide,
¶Is her owne dower: Honour and wealth, from mee.
¶to choose.
¶Let the rest go.
¶I must produce my power. Heere, take her hand,
¶Proud scornfull boy, vnworthie this good gift,
¶We poizing vs in her defectiue scale,
¶Shall weigh thee to the beame: That wilt not know,
¶It is in Vs to plant thine Honour, where
1060We please to haue it grow. Checke thy contempt:
¶Obey Our will, which trauailes in thy good:
¶Do thine owne fortunes that obedient right
¶Which both thy dutie owes, and Our power claimes,
1065Or I will throw thee from my care for euer
¶Of youth and ignorance: both my reuenge and hate
¶Without all termes of pittie. Speake, thine answer.
¶My fancie to your eies, when I consider
¶What great creation, and what dole of honour
¶Flies where you bid it: I finde that she which late
¶Is as 'twere borne so.
¶King Take her by the hand,
¶A counterpoize: If not to thy estate,
1080A ballance more repleat.
¶Ber I take her hand.
¶Kin Good fortune, and the fauour of the King
¶Smile vpon this Contract: whose Ceremonie
¶Shall seeme expedient on the now borne briefe,
¶Shall more attend vpon the coming space,
¶Thy loue's to me Religious: else, do's erre.
Exeunt
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Parolles and Lafew stay behind, commen-
1090tingof this wedding
¶cantation.
1100Par To any Count, to all Counts: to what is man.
¶another stile.
¶too old.
¶title age cannot bring thee.
¶Par What I dare too well do, I dare not do.
¶Laf I did thinke thee for two ordinaries: to bee a
¶found thee, when I loose thee againe, I care not: yet art
¶thou good for nothing but taking vp, and that th'ourt
1115scarce worth.
¶on thee.
¶thou hasten thy triall: which if, Lord haue mercie on
1120thee for a hen, so my good window of Lettice fare thee
¶well, thy casement I neede not open, for I look through
¶thee. Giue me thy hand.
¶Laf I with all my heart, and thou art worthy of it.
¶Laf Yes good faith, eu'ry dramme of it, and I will
¶not bate thee a scruple.
¶proud of thy bondage, I haue a desire to holde my ac-
¶quaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge, that I
¶may say in the default, he is a man I know.
¶on.
¶poore doing eternall: for doing I am past, as I will by
¶thee, in what motion age will giue me leaue.
Exit
¶be patient, there is no fettering of authority. Ile beate
¶him (by my life) if I can meete him with any conueni-
¶ence, and he were double and double a Lord. Ile haue
1145no more pittie of his age then I would haue of------ Ile
¶beate him, and if I could but meet him agen.
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Enter Lafew
¶newes for you: you haue a new Mistris.
¶Laf Who? God.
¶if I were but two houres yonger, I'de beate thee: mee-
¶beate thee: I thinke thou wast created for men to breath
¶themselues vpon thee.
1165a kernell out of a Pomgranat, you are a vagabond, and
¶no true traueller: you are more sawcie with Lordes and
¶birth and vertue giues you Hera ldry. You are not worth
¶another word, else I'de call you knaue. I leaue you.
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Exit
¶
Enter Count Rossillion
¶good, let it be conceal'd awhile.
¶Ros Vndone, and forfeited to cares for euer.
¶sworne, I will not bed her.
¶Ros O my Parrolles they haue married me:
1180Ile to the Tuscanwarres, and neuer bed her.
¶Par Franceis a dog-hole, and it no more merits,
¶The tread of a mans foot: too'th warres.
¶Ros There's letters from my mother: What th' im-
¶port is, I know not yet.
1185Par I that would be knowne: too'th warrs my boy,
¶too'th warres:
¶He weares his honor in a boxe vnseene,
¶That hugges his kickie wickie heare at home,
¶Spending his manlie marrow in her armes
¶Franceis a stable, wee that dwell in't Iades,
¶Therefore too'th warre.
1195Acquaint my mother with my hate to her,
¶And wherefore I am fled: Write to the King
1200To the darke house, and the detected wife.
¶Ros Go with me to my chamber, and aduice me.
¶A yong man maried, is a man that's mard:
¶Therefore away, and leaue her brauely: go,
Exit
