All's Well That Ends Well (Folio 1, 1623)
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¶Do not beleeue him. O behold this Ring,
¶Did lacke a Paralell: yet for all that
¶He gaue it to a Commoner a'th Campe
¶If I be one.
¶Hath it beene owed and worne. This is his wife,
¶That Ring's a thousand proofes.
¶Dia I did my Lord, but loath am to produce
¶So bad an instrument, his names Parrolles
¶Kin Finde him, and bring him hether.
2930Ros What of him:
¶Am I, or that or this for what he'l vtter,
2935That will speake any thing.
¶Kin She hath that Ring of yours.
¶And boorded her i'th wanton way of youth:
¶She knew her distance, and did angle for mee,
¶As all impediments in fancies course
¶Are motiues of more fancie, and in fine,
¶Her insuite comming with her moderne grace,
¶Subdu'd me to her rate, she got the Ring,
2945And I had that which any inferiour might
¶At Market price haue bought.
¶May iustly dyet me. I pray you yet,
¶Send for your Ring, I will returne it home,
¶And giue me mine againe.
¶Ros I haue it not.
¶Kin What Ring was yours I pray you?
¶Kin Know you this Ring, this Ring was his of late.
¶Dia And this was it I gaue him being a bed.
¶Out of a Casement.
¶Is this the man you speake of?
¶Dia I, my Lord.
¶Which on your iust proceeding, Ile keepe off,
¶By him and by this woman heere, what know you?
2970honourable Gentleman. Trickes hee hath had in him,
¶which Gentlemen haue.
¶woman?
2975Kin How I pray you?
¶Kin How is that?
¶Kin As thou art a knaue and no knaue, what an equi-
2980uocall Companion is this?
¶mand.
¶Laf Hee's a good drumme my Lord, but a naughtie
¶Orator.
¶them as I said, but more then that he loued her, for in-
2990deede he was madde for her, and talkt of Sathan, and of
¶Limbo, and of Furies, and I know not what: yet I was in
¶that credit with them at that time, that I knewe of their
¶going to bed, and of other motions, as promising her
¶marriage, and things which would deriue mee ill will to
¶say they are maried, but thou art too fine in thy euidence,
¶Dia I my good Lord.
3000Kin Where did you buy it? Or who gaue it you?
¶Dia It was not giuen me, nor I did not buy it.
¶Kin Who lent it you?
¶Dia It was not lent me neither.
¶Kin Where did you finde it then?
3005Dia I found it not.
¶How could you giue it him?
¶Dia I neuer gaue it him.
3010off and on at pleasure.
¶Dia It might be yours or hers for ought I know.
¶Kin Take her away, I do not like her now,
¶To prison with her: and away with him,
¶Thou diest within this houre.
¶Dia Ile neuer tell you.
¶Kin Take her away.
¶Dia Ile put in baile my liedge.
¶Dia By Ioue if euer I knew man 'twas you.
¶He knowes I am no Maid, and hee'l sweare too't:
3025Ile sweare I am a Maid, and he knowes not.
¶Great King I am no strumpet, by my life,
¶I am either Maid, or else this old mans wife.
3030The Ieweller that owes the Ring is sent for,
¶Who hath abus'd me as he knowes himselfe,
¶Though yet he neuer harm'd me, heere I quit him.
¶He knowes himselfe my bed he hath defil'd,
3035And at that time he got his wife with childe:
¶So there's my riddle, one that's dead is quicke,
¶And now behold the meaning.
¶
Enter Hellen and Widdow
¶Beguiles the truer Office of mine eyes?
¶Is't reall that I see?
¶Hel No my good Lord,
Y
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