¶Enter sir Iohn, Shallow, Scilens, Dauy, Bardolfe, page.
¶Shal. Nay you
shall
see my orchard, where, in an arbour we
3035will eate a la
st yeeres pippen of mine owne graffing, with a
¶di
sh of carrawaies and
so forth: come coo
sin Scilens, and then
¶Falst. Fore God you haue here goodly dwelling, and rich.
¶Shal. Barraine, barraine, barraine, beggars all, beggars all
sir
3040Iohn, mary good ayre:
spread Dauy,
spread Dauy, well
saide
¶Fal. This Dauy
serues you for good v
ses, hee is your
ser-
¶uing-man, and your hu
sband.
¶Shal. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet
sir
3045Iohn: by the mas I haue drunke too much
sacke at
supper: a
¶good varlet: now
sit downe, now
sit downe, come co
sin.
¶Scilens A
sirra quoth a, we
shall do nothing but eate and
¶make good cheere, and prai
se God for the merry yeere, when
3050fle
sh is cheape and females deare, and lu
sty laddes roame here
¶and there
so merely, and euer among
so merily.
¶sir Iohn Theres a merry heart, good M. Silens, ile giue you a
3055Shal. Giue ma
ster Bardolfe
some wine, Dauy.
¶Dauy Sweet
sir
sit, ile be with you anon, mo
st
sweet
sir
sit,
¶ma
ster Page, good ma
ster Page
sit: proface, what you want in
¶meate, weele haue in drink, but you mu
st beare, the heart's al.
3060Shal. Be mery ma
ster Bardolfe, and my litle
souldier there,
¶Scilens Be merry, be mery, my wife has all, for women are
¶shrowes both
short and tall, tis merry in hal when beards wags
¶all, and welcome mery
shrouetide, be mery, be mery.
¶Falst. I did not thinke ma
ster Scilens had bin a man of this
¶Scilens Who I? I haue beene mery twice and once ere now.
3070Dauy Theres a di
sh of Lether-coates for you.
¶Dauy Your wor
ship: Ile be with you
straight, a cup of wine
¶Scilens A cup of wine thats bri
ske and fine, and drinke vnto
3075the leman mine, and a mery heart liues long a.
¶Falst. Well
said ma
ster Scilens.
¶Scilens And we
shall be mery, now comes in the
sweete a'th
¶Falst Health and long life to you ma
ster Scilens.
3080Scilens Fill the cuppe, and let it come, ile pledge you a mile
¶Shal. Hone
st Bardolfe, welcome, if thou want
st any thing,
¶and wilt not call, be
shrew thy heart, welcome my little tiny
¶theefe, and welcome indeede too, Ile drink to ma
ster Bardolfe,
3085and to all the cabileros about London.
¶Dauy I hope to
see London once ere I die.
¶Bar. And I might
see you there Dauy!
¶Shal. By the mas youle crack a quarte together, ha will you
3090Bar. Yea
sir, in a pottle pot.
¶Sha. By Gods liggens I thanke thee, the knaue will
sticke by
¶thee, I can a
ssure thee that a wil not out, a tis true bred!
¶Bar. And ile
stick by him
sir.
One knockes at doore.
¶Sha. Why there
spoke a King: lacke nothing, be mery,
3095looke who's at doore there ho, who knockes?
¶Falst. Why now you haue done me right.
¶Silens Do me right, and dub me Knight,
samingo: i
st not
so?
3100Silens I
st
so, why then
say an olde man can do
somewhat.
¶Dauy And't plea
se your wor
ship, theres one Pi
stoll come
¶from the court with newes.
¶Falst. From the Court? let him come in, how now Pi
stol?
¶Pistol Sir Iohn, God
saue you.
¶Falst. What wind blew you hither Pi
stol?
¶Pistol Not the ill winde which blowes no man to good:
¶sweete Knight, thou art now one of the greate
st men in this
¶Silens Birlady I think a be, but goodman Puffe of Bar
son.
¶Pisto Puffe? Puffe ith thy teeth, mo
st recreant coward, ba
se,
¶sir Iohn, I am thy Pi
stol and thy frend, and helter
skelter, haue
3115I rode to thee, and tidings do I bring, and luckie ioyes, and gol-
¶den times, and happy news of price.
¶Iohn I pray thee now deliuer them like a man of this
3120Pistol A footre for the world and worldlings ba
se, I
speake
¶of Affrica and golden ioyes.
¶Iohn O ba
se A
ssirian Knight! what is thy newes? let King
¶Couetua know the truth thereof.
¶Scilens And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and Iohn.
3125Pistol Shal dunghill curs confront the Helicons? and
shall
¶good newes be baffled? then Pi
stoll lay thy head in Furies lap.
¶Shal. Hone
st gentleman, I know not your breeding.
3130Pistol Why then lament therefore.
¶Shal. Giue me pardon
sir, if
sir you come with newes from
¶the court, I take it theres but two waies, either to vtter them, or
¶conceale them, I am
sir vnder the King in
some authoritie.
3135Pistol Vnder which King, Be
sonian?
speake, or die.
¶Pistol Harry the fourth, or fift?
3140Pist A fowtre for thine office:
sir Iohn, thy tender lambkin
¶now is King: Harry the fifts the man: I
speake the truth: when
¶Pi
stol lies, do this, and fig me, like the bragging
spaniard.
3145Falst What is the old King dead?
¶Pistol As nayle in doore, the things I
speake are iu
st.
¶Fal. Away Bardolfe,
saddle my hor
se, M. Robert Shallow,
¶choo
se what office thou wilt in the land, tis thine: Pi
stol, I will
3150double charge thee with dignities.
¶Bard. O ioyful day! I would not take a Knight for my for-
¶Pistol What? I do bring good newes.
3155Falst. Carry ma
ster Scilens to bed: ma
ster Shallow, my
¶lord Shalow, be what thou wilt, I am fortunes
steward, get on
¶thy boots, weel ride al night: ô
sweet Pi
stol, away Bardolf, com
¶Pi
stol, vtter more to me, and withall, deui
se
something to doe
¶thy
selfe good, boote, boote ma
ster Shallow, I know the yong
3160King is
sicke for me: let vs take any mans hor
ses, the lawes of
¶England are at my commandement, ble
ssed are they that haue
¶bin my friends, and woe to my Lord chiefe Iu
stice.
3165Pist. Let vultures vile
seize on his lungs al
so: where is the
¶life that late I led,
say they, why here it is, welcome the
se ple-