¶Iohn Men of al
sorts take a pride to gird at me: the braine
of this foolish compoūded clay-man is not able to inuent any
¶thing that intends to laughter, more then I inuent, or is inuēted
¶on me, I am not only witty in my
selfe, but the cau
se that wit is
285in other men. I do here walk before thee, like a
sow that hath
¶ouerwhelmd al her litter but one, if the prince put thee into my
¶seruice for any other rea
son then to
sett me off, why then I
¶haue no iudgement thou hore
son mandrake, thou art fitter to
290be worne in my cap, then to wait at my heels I was neuer man-
¶ned with an agot till now, but I wil in-
set you, neither in golde
¶nor
siluer, but in vile apparell, and
send you backe againe to
¶your ma
ster for a iewell, the iuuenall the prince your ma
ster,
¶who
se chin is not yet fledge, I will
sooner haue a beard grow
295in the palme of my hand, then he
shal get one off his cheek, &
¶yet he will not
sticke to
say his face is a face royal, God may fi-
¶ni
sh it when he will, tis not a haire ami
sse yet, he may keepe it
¶still at a face royall, for a barber
shall neuer earne
sixpence out
300of it, and yet heele be crowing as if he had writte man euer
¶since his father was a batcheler, he may keepe his owne grace,
¶but hees almo
st out of mine I can a
ssure him: what
said ma
ster
¶Dommelton, about the
sattin for my
short cloake and my
305Boy He
saide
sir, you
should procure him better a
ssurance
¶then Bardolfe, he would not take his band and yours, he liked
¶sir Iohn Let him be damn'd like the glutton, pray God his
¶tongue be hotter, a hore
son Achitophella ra
scall: yea for
sooth
310knaue, to beare a gentle man in hand, and then
stand vpon
se-
¶curity, the hor
son
smoothy-pates doe now weare nothing but
¶hie
shooes and bunches of keyes at their girdles, and if a man is
¶through with them in hone
st taking vp, then they mu
st
stand
¶vppon
security, I had as liue they would put rat
sbane in my
315mouth as offer to
stop it with
security, I lookt a
should haue
¶sent me two and twenty yards of
sattin (as I am a true knight,)
¶and he
sends me
security: well he may
sleepe in
security, for he
¶hath the horne of aboundance, and the lightne
sse of his wife